Look, I'm gonna be real with you Sup Forums

Look, I'm gonna be real with you Sup Forums.

I am gay

im a faggot, and i want a prostate orgasm.

i wanna cum from my prostate, but there's a small problem.

all the plugs (aneros, and vibrating) and dildos i've tried have done nothing for me.

i once got it to feel good, so i know i'm capable, but i can't seem to get past that.

is there a toy i can just shove up my ass, turn on, and allow to do it's thing?

something i can use that doesn't require coming to some zen like understanding about my ass

something i can just stick in there, turn on, and squirm as it rubs and/or bashes away at my prostate

is there something like this?

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A hamster

son...

just look for a "thrusting dildo" and there's all kinds of options. even attachments to recipricating saws to hold regular dongs

Hitachi wand with dick attachment

do those things even work well? I don't really wanna spend 50+ dollars on something that might not work and would wind up being a lewd expensive paperweight.

>~> Hot Tub Jets

are you suggesting that i should buy a hottub so i can have a prostate orgasm?

im unsure of buying a dildo for fear of it being a lewd overpriced silicone paperweight.

Not sure if joking or uneducated

snap me for a good time

I can cum repeatedly from my fingers, any size toy, and many vibrators. ujelly?

Get yourself a Hitachi Magic Wand. It'll make you cum stupid fast normally, and pair that with a toy and you'll be set.

Larger toys are far easier. Fingers come in second, and small ones (including the prostate massagers) are weaksauce. Get a big fucking Dildo, squat over it like in the GIF, and go at it for a while. Then play with it and the Hitachi Wand, and you'll likely tip over the edge.

Stop worrying about the prostate orgasm, and just fuck yourself silly. The orgasms will eventually come if you're relaxed and persistent. Learn where your prostate is with your fingers, it's easy in the shower to explore and find your button. It'll feel weird as fuck, like you have a sudden need to piss, but keep fingering/fucking yourself AIMED AT THAT SPOT and you'll be a good little bitch spraying cum everywhere.

I cum so hard from anal I've passed out before, and I can have repeat orgasms over and over. Try keeping your toy DEEP inside you after you cum, your body will spasm into lots of little fluttery orgasms, just like a proper bitch.

AMA

is there a toy i can just shove up my ass, turn on, and allow to do it's thing?

To come from ass, you must first understand ass.
So to get the first anal gasms, no. You cant just expect it to happen like magic, sorry.

When you do get it, it becomes easier and a LOT more satisfying aswell.

But the get your head wrapped around your ass, here is my recipe how I got my first sissygasm.

Go full ten days without orgasming.. but watch porn every day, basically, what you need is to become a super sayan of super horny. Its not a easy task, so you need to be determined for it. Once you reach super sayan of horniness, clean your ass with complete full enema, get a syringe or something and stuff a desiliter of lube up your colon. After that, start with your fingers, move on to toys, play with your nipples, relax and have fun. Dont touch your dick though, that puppy is off limits since we are looking for that sissygasm. And what you need to learn is how to clench your ass around that dick the right way. When you learn that, getting sissygasm becomes easier and instead of it taking an hour to reach, you'll get it in a few minutes once you become master faggot.

problem with fingers is that you have to be fairly flexable, problem with toys is that you can't tell as easily what you're hitting.

Op here

i shall try it your way. i've purchased toys before, and they never really worked, i would say that i got fucked on these purchases, but that would be a good thing.

Just fuck myself silly. it makes sense i suppose. Something is bound to happen sooner or later...

>how to clench your ass around that dick the right way.
well... go on...

Some very useful information in here. Pls keep going sissies.

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find yourself a big black dude with nipple piercings, and surrender your ass cunt to him. You'll cum in no time.

Nope, as long as you're not a fat fuck you're good. Just reach around the dangly bits, use your middle or index finger and curl it inwards. OP try this too.

Milovana has some fun anal stuff, School of Whoregasms always leaves me with a cage full of cum and spent like a whore.

It's awful, like 30-40min, 5+ orgasms later you're stuck there panting wanting more. Reverse Barstool Fuck is the only other good one too.

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best thing for me is the girthiest thing you can fit. 3 pumps and you're out

More, pls.

Try pressing on the outside too. Under your balls.

Eyo, don't put me on the spot. I never thought I'd be the sage in a thread like this. Spent the weekend chopping down trees in the snow camping, and now talking about anal orgasms. Fuck.

Lots of mental, be in the mood.
Buttplugs for hours before hand might make you sore, but that's good - it can only get more sensitive.
Shitty vibes and vibrating plugs are just.. just awful. They're too low power to do any work, and just desensitize the area. No bueno.. either no vibration at all, or use a Hitachi Magic Wand. They're that good, I've had mine for.. yikes, 6 years. Even disassembled it to clean, it's like a piece of industrial gear, not a sex toy.
Firm, straight dildos are best. You'll find that the ANGLE of it coming in has a lot to do with how easily you can get to your prostate.
Masturbating helps get you on track if you're new to this.. of course hands off to cum. (Though if you're an orgasm fiend like me, you'll either need a cage, or you'll grab yourself after the initial orgasm, and keep yourself rolling in pleasure for another few minutes of fucking.)

Really folks, keep at it. Took me a while. Now, I'll be honest.. I'm addicted. This carnal pleasure is better then any of the drugs I've done, once you find your position, pace and toy, you'll turn into a semen demon.

Plot twist: I'm not gay.

This is one of the greatest things I have read on Sup Forums. So hot. Can picture it all now.

>Hitachi Magic Wand
How do you use the wand?

>not gay
kek

like a hammer on the end of an inserted toy

Cont.

Best positions are OP's, on your back on the bed (put a pillow under your ass (then lay down a towel)), and then on your side like last pic related.

Turns out, enemas feel really good. Get a decent bag (or make something) and run it till it's clear. It takes me a long-ass time, set aside an hour off and on for 3-6 flushes. But it's nice after that, you don't have to *worry* about any surprises. Alleviating that concern helps you in the process for sure.

This may sound odd, I use a mild hair conditioner as anal lube. Soften the internal skin especially after an enema(s), and I find it doesn't dry out. Don't use silicone lube with silicone toys, it gets gunky fast. Can't speak much on other options, I found what works already and stick to it.

This is my favorite cheap dildo, and plug set.
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amazon.com/Naughty-Plug-Luxury-Silicone-trainer/dp/B01A2JHXK8/ref=sr_1_17_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1479714849&sr=1-17&keywords=butt plug set

I actually like it with the linked plugs, big or medium one. It nestles right into the suction cup on the bottom, and with a little pressure I can "point" the medium one at my cum-button, or the big one just vibrates me well enough..

Works with dildos too, just press it on the cup or at the end. I don't put it against the side, it doesn't transmit vibrations well. It's less about using it while "fucking" yourself with the Dildo, as much as just using the big juicy silicone cock to transmit all those delicious vibrations to a good spot.

I'm here to serve. It's taken a while to embrace my fun little fetishes.. and now I realize I may have taken my experience for granted!

Glad to share now at least! Cum hard for me, k?

Dudes are ugly. But anal orgasms are seriously a bigger dopamine dump then any drug I've been on.

i got something really nice you could put in there. and i know how to use it really really well... just sayin...

not gay my ass you gay ass nigger

Sorry, not interested.

Plastic dicks only, friend. Being gay sounds like a social chore. I'll stick to doing kinky shit with chicks.