I'm so fucking mad right now, can't motivate myself to do anything with my life and I look like this...

I'm so fucking mad right now, can't motivate myself to do anything with my life and I look like this... what can I do to turn my life around, I'm so fucking tired of my friends making fun of me.

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you don't need to turn it all the way around, just 90 degrees counterclockwise

This is not helping me

get ripped

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hey if you want them to stop making fun of them just eat them.

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You either have the motivation or don't. If you're not willing to put in the work to improve yourself, then fuck off with your attention whoring.

THey probably not your friends.
You probably have no friends
Just us

exercising is making my feet hurt, in fact my feet hurt just by standing for more than 10 mins

just go kill yourself

just grab a kitchen knife and start cutting away... whatever happens it's a win win

and I have friend but they are always making stupid memes about me

im drunk and this made me laugh so fucking hard, idk why

Come on now...

There is no need to lie to us...

We know you don't have any friends.

Then invest in a stationary bike. /thread

get a cheap bike off of craigslist. no more excuse.

im considering killing myself

I'd find it difficult to not commit suicide if I looked like you.

fuck off to your grave then, if you can't motivate yourself to do anything then you're fucking useless.

...and this is my stupid retarded brother that always tries to annoy me

Paint minatures.

its cuz you're drunk

miniatures are gay

Step 1: start fucking exercising
Step 2: don't stop

not when you can paint well.

and also I live in the midle of bumfuck nowhere

Wow how can you even compete with that

I want to make this clear, I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING EXERCISE!!!

Big guy here used to be bigger. Honestly, I got a new job and new people I surrounded myself with. I became happier and started to care about myself, I started having better posture and bought new clothes while eating better. Eventually I became a lot more active because of those people and my increased lifestyle; even my family noticed. I know this shit sounds fucking lame, but honestly change your way of living and honestly get into stretching and posture. Your body will feel so much better, also eat more rice and veggies. If you eat better and smaller portions but more "meals" you'll lose weight and won't have to be that active.

complaining doesnt help go to /fit/

alright, let's say my weight is not really an issue here, what I REALLY want is friends that won't make stupid memes about me, like this one

this is so dumb and unfunny I fucking these assholes

hang yourself with toilet paper

killing myself would require a state of willingness that I do not possess

Youre an easy target mate
They make memes because you are the weakest link. What you should do is become stronger mentally and more confident in yourself.

how do I do that?

Learn to use the reply function you fat fuck

Also the brother I mentioned is starting a DJ career, and he is using his success to annoy im, this is him once again

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ok

I really hate him, could you make a meme out of him? just to teach him a lesson, here is another picture of him

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Theres still hope. You have to start nofap. It will not only giv e you energy and drive to achieve in life but makes you look healthier too.

Heres an audiobook to get you started.

youtube.com/watch?v=RKCUOGFkOhQ

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I can't, masturbation is one of the last pleasure I have in this world, my flesh light IS my world (this is one of the memes I was talking about)

this thread

Btw you notice the effects by day 4.

Also turn off computer. Force yourself into the world and read a book, go for walk, explore nature.

I can't force myself in the world because I live in lasarre, a remote city deep into the canaddian wilderness, as such, I cannot go outside either, I fear a feral animal could attack me

what the fuck is happening in this thread?

drink one of these for breakfast lunch and dinner and nothing else it contains no fat and taste great. Each one contains 210 calories you will see the results in one month i promise you

Yeah but its the problem. Its whats making all us males of this generation into depressed losers.

We are fapping out our testosterone and wonder why we have no will power, desire or energy. Why we are in such bad physical condition.

this ted talk will explain everything about what porn and gaming is doing to males

youtube.com/watch?v=sgAu1i6aChs

sometimes me andd my friend would all activate our webcams on skype and let it run, which caused them to take picture of me without my consent

this is me right now

Thats even better. Living in nature you can go out and explore. You will be surprised how beautiful it is irl and how good the graphics are.

It seems clear to me, OP, that since you don't want to put forth an effort to make your life better, and you appear to really enjoy eating anything that isn't markedly bigger than you are, you might try eating a bullet. it's not a very nutritious snack, but it is low in fat, will instantly produce results.

fuck you you loser

you look happy

what

kek, i am not the morbidly obese crybaby asking a bunch of socially inept retards how to rectify my trainwreck of a life.

no, im just breathing by my mouth because my nose is full and I don't want to get out of bed to get kleenexes

It is a shame he makes excuses of why he wont do anything to change yet made a thread asking for help.

He really needs to hit rock bottom. By that I mean feel no option but suicide. He is still too happy to want to change.

Only once he focus's on how much pain the vices in his life are causing and how much better he will feel when he's winning will he do anything differently.

people like you make me sick, you have no life so you shitpost on the thread of a man who is desesperate

I alreaddy tried to hang myself one time but I made a hole in the ceiling (im weighing about 450 lbs)

nah i have a life, marc, i am just killing time before i go to work

btw calling yourself a man is a stretch. a blob is a more fitting designation.

im begging you, stop making a fool out of me

OP if you want your life to change (which you do), then you have to change the way you are living your life

marc... look...i... i am not making a fool out of you... you are making a fool out of yourself.

what does that even mean?

Go to a doctor and bullshit about not paying attention and no motivation and lethargy 24/7 and constant oversleeping and shit along those lines

>Get put on Adderall
Fixed you'll be so fucking productive and take initiative on anything especially if you learn how to control it and not go overboard

And you'll lose weight so fucking fast

>Or they'll get you on Vyvanse
Since you're not doing it to get high it doesn't matter that this is less potent but it will still kick you into gear and get you on the right track

Idk man it's how I graduated going from a fucking 1.0 freshman year to a 3.5 by the end of freshman year
And I was more sociallable so more pussy

STOP REPLYING THEN YOU ARE LIKE THESE FUCKING MEMERS THAT MAKE MEMES ABOUT ME AND ITS FUCKING ME UPPP

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id do it if guns were accesible in my town

Shave your ogre face
Get a new clean cut and jell
Also get some new cloths
You'll be fine.

i am the same boat marc... im really thin thog and im dying in my basement..

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at least you don't weigh 450 lbs and work at mcdonals

fuck off with your pictures of old withering peperonis hung on a portemanteau

Fam!!!! This is what everone is trying to tell you.
If you don't want to weigh 450 pounds then you gotta exercise and eat better.

you're trying to reason with a brick wall (figuratively and literally)

by working at mcddonalds im work in the same premise of the fast food that is causing my demise, that said I cannot resist eating mccrêpes

Okay. So I'm in a similar situation. I'm a course or two short of graduating high school. But I've been out for a couple years because I didn't qualify to grad. I'm almost 21 still living with fam. I'm told everyday to get my shit together by mom, ex, and some friends. It's hard. It's really fucking hard. So start small, and if that doesn't work go big or find something that works. No point beating your self up and don't ever come here looking for advice

you have to at least try man
you owe yourself that at least

>don't ever come here looking for advice

right because you end up getting it from retards at or above your own level of retardation

Dude, life is not supposed to be easy. It's only easy if you're white, a girl, or disabled. Quit being a fucking pussy and get into gear. I promise that your ancestors would resent the fact that you were born to roll over and die

No because 9/10 Sup Forums will say "kill yourself" and that could actually affect somebody. Not that it matters to the majority of people on here

go vegan, eat healthy, lose weight and most importantly get off Sup Forums lul

then give up. exercise will make your mental state improve DRASTICALLY.

if youre not willing to put the time into yourself why the fuck should we care? be worth it to yourself or just fuck off.

Too bad they already remade the movie...

Get outside, do some physical activity, get atleast 8 hours sleep, get a job, join the gym, get girlfriend, show up friends

trust me dude, if you want change you have to work for it

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If I slay you do I get the right to summon you later on ?

Here's an easy one. Drink nothing but water for a month. I lost 50 lbs switching from diet coke to water.

Fuck you wankstqinits people like u that r ruining this world don't pity this fuck

I'm white and my life's been terrible now what?

You need to lose weight, exercise and do something with those eyebrows