Wrecked this car in late 2007.. It went into the air higher than a telephone pole.. AMA

Wrecked this car in late 2007.. It went into the air higher than a telephone pole.. AMA

what injuries did you sustain?

shattered penis

Busted the back of my head.

Broken Wrist.

Shattered elbow had to have surgery with plate put in.

T12 Compression fracture (back)

Very minor cuts on arm.

Friend that was in car. Nothing.

All of my injuries do not effect me, left the hospital 2 days after.

Only thing noticeable is a scar on left arm from surgery.

>checked

4chins is dead, m80. You should have posted this in 2007 / 2008 before this became Face/b/ook.

All you will find here is people looking for porn, and 14 year olds laughing at 9gag posts.

nice fucking trips.

photograph of ass please.

Lol ikr

My ass. LOL.

Have you managed to buy a set of rims more repulsive since then?

are you the mangled pile of meat that's inside the car, just not visible

how did the crash ocurr?

>It went into the air higher than a telephone pole.

Cool story, bro.

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That one was a 99 GSR Integra which was my best friends, this happened during the day my senor year.

I actually purchased a 2001 GSR Integra in 2012. Sold it in 2014, I got them painted purple.

Done with the import type of cars now.

Why couldn't it have killed you?

that looks like a really overdone cup holder, lol

wew lad

actually not too bad, nice OP

Being stupid. Driving way to fast around a turn racing a turbod eclipse.

>>It went into the air higher than a telephone pole.

Well, the telephone pole was lying on the ground at the time, but it was a, like, big deal crash into a newspaper box....

Because I have talent points in Cheat Death

when you went airborne did you pretty much just accept that you were going to die

That Dsm probably whooped your ass too

>laying on the ground

I blacked out, as soon as I lost control and hit the ditch, and Yes I did accept it. I remember that very fast thought thinking "Well Im Dead" was going 140+

>was going 140+

Cool story, schmo

what was that like, was it like "oh well it happened lets see where i go now" or something

what was the first thought you remember having upon regaining concsciousness?

was the "140" reading taken while the engine was revving mid-air?

is this the most interesting thing that has ever happened to you, and do you talk about it all the fucking time?

OP can't control a car and got what he deserves

>what was the first thought you remember having upon regaining concsciousness?

How can I tell really cool lies about running over a puppy and running into a mailbox so that niggers will think that I'm really neat and really really with it?

That's what you get for driving FWD shitboxes

It happened to give it that much thought really. It was more like it didn't matter if i accepted it or not. It was over.

It was kinda a happy feeling. Hard to explain. Nothing felt real at the time. I wasn't aware of much. I do recall trying to open the door but it wouldnt open.

>got what he deserves
>survived a horrendous crash without killing his friend too
sounds like he deserved alot in this case doesn't it?

Naw dude I never saw the air. That happened after I blacked out. It hit the ditch and ramped it over all 4 lanes into a parking lot and did not hit anything.

Trips noted.

Total horseshit also noted.

lol stupid ricer, hahahahaa i bet you just got done watching 2 fast 2 furious lmao... rice rice baby..

i bet you wanted to drift that fwd ricer.. lol

"yeah man i know how to drife my integra. watch" ahhhhh *explodes*

Pic of it before you crashed it?

No. I have much more interesting things.

I rarely talk about it. Only people that really know me or went to my school know.

To hell with the story I want that fence! it doesn't look like it's got a scratch!

OP is alive and well.

>did not hit anything.

Still floating in space?

Seems so.

> It hit the ditch

you crashed into fucking nothing.... lol why am i not surprised?? hahahaa lmao. fucking ricers need to pls stop trying to be speed racer.

>I rarely talk about it

With this line of bullshit, I can see why.

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Well the trolls have taken over OP out.

>Well the trolls have taken over OP out.

Hardly, the OP was the troll.

I spit on the faggots that bought into this total bullshit.

kek, retards, retards everywhere.

typical millennial... "wahh my feelings are hurt, i need to go to my safe space!!!"

You don't have to believe it. I have no reason to lie about it. If I wanted attention I could have posted some bullshit about niggers and cucks or whatever other dumbshit is posted daily.

Hurr, i wuz goin 140 mph, flyin over telephone poles and died an shit. derp derp derp.

ha

is that a dc integra or ? also man that tach and shift light lol.

Go cry on reddit, fucking faggot nigger jackass

I am 26 and I hate cell phones.. Hardly a millennial and I'm on a laptop.

this.
/thread

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99 GS-R, it was my friends. The silver one was mine.

>26
>must have been born about 1990,
That makes you a millennial kiddo.

Go ahead and google what a millennial is.
educate yourself.

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I will answer the legit questions. To everyone else, you can continue fapping to the trap threads.

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> its totally a gsr man,
>pls believe me, im not a ricer, IM NOT REEEEEE DONT CALL ME A RICER, AAHHHHHHHH ITS A GSR,, NO I WONT PROVE IT.

LOL DUDE 26 IS MILLENNIAL

so were you driving his car when it crashed?

>Integra
And nothing of value was lost.

>LOL DUDE 26 IS MILLENNIAL

Shhhhhhh! He's butthurt and weeping because he got busted lying.

You'll make him feel bad, and he'll get disability for the rest of his life.

Yeah one of the few times he let me drive it haha.

He wasn't really that angry about it, his mom got him a hatchback turbo civic after.

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wow, you guys are lucky to be alive. i wouldn't be that pissed either if i walked away from a crash like that. well thanks for sharing the story Sup Forumsro. keep the crazy driving on the track. godspeed.

Do I detect some samefagging?

Isn't that the truth. Yeah. Learned a lesson that day.

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second oppinion here, i believe you are correct, op is samefagging indeed.

Full frontal of your girlfriend with face.

nice detecting skills newfaggots. its past your bedtimes you should fuck off.

take it easy op.

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Wow you really sound like a piece of shit.

wut?
you in the right thread kiddo?