What would you do if your gf cheated on you with another girl?

What would you do if your gf cheated on you with another girl?

join them in a love triangle, obviously.

My left hand doesn't care.

Logically ask for a threesome, then dump her when she says no.

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masturbate furiously

Ok Onision

cheat on her with another man
see how she likes it

I have two bedrooms in my apartment

that picture is stupid

Threesome

noisinO kO

Bash and anal rape the girl. Then make my girl cook me some eggs.

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Oh shiet

Hit it off with the other girl. If she ain't got a dick she can stay.

This

Only right answer.

This happened to me once except it wasn't really cheating because I encouraged it. I cucked myself

I forgave her. Then two weeks later she broke up with me.

Bang both.

that has more to do with you being a faggot. well, i guess the both of you, for that matter.

She can't. Cheating implies a violation of trust. Our agreement is sleeping around is not cheating as long as it is with someone of the same sex. We are both bisexual and this led to sometimes sharing a fucktoy.

Rape that other bitch till she bares your rape child

my wife has standing permission to fuck another woman provided she tells me all about it later and ideally gets pics.

Obviously that applies to women only, not men.

Well I guess it would apply to young girls too but the topic never came up.

Happened to me "recently." It got weird.

>Bro sends me pic of Gf making out with 4'6" 75lb, black hair, no tits Waif at bar.
>GF comes home, immediately tell her I'm fucking her too or you're packing your shit up and leaving.
>GF runs off, thought she left for good.
>Comes back with waif.
>Waif is kind of that homeless-psychotic? Thats the impression you'd get from meeting her.
>She actually told her she had to fuck me to make this shit right.
>Be careful she's never had a dick.
>Lolokay.
>Destroyed that shit for an hour. Couldn't come and dick would not go down.
>Uncomfortably tight bitch. Gf never needed lube, so I do not have any in the house.
>After a quarter of an hour smooth sailing.
>Waif is bleeding when I finish.
>Never tore a girl, surprisingly large but still small amount of blood.
>She can't walk.
>"What the fuck did you do to my legs!"
>Gf is quietly smoldering.
>We get an amicable arrangement going.
>Waif keeps coming over to fuck gf
>Waif isn't satisfied with gf, sneaks into my room for more sex. (GF has day shift, I have night shift).
>She was definitely one of those 'dicks are scary' fake lesbians.
>I know Sup Forums's full of pedos but I just cannot come when I fuck this chick. It's not my thing.

>GF only gets 5 minute sex, waif gets hours.
>This goes on for a month.
>Waif starts coming over just to fuck me.
>I stop fucking gf entirely because I just don't have the energy after Waif.
>GF becomes shallow.
>Mouth full of venom whenever Waif isn't around.
>Starts talking shit about Waif.
>Dude you started this
>Shouting match break up.
>Waif stops coming over.
>Girl packs up all her shit in two weeks and leaves.
>Come home after work one night.
>Waif is on my couch.
>Tiny girl is tiny, still adult fear home invasion scenario, not prepared.
>Pokerface.
>I'm prepared to reach for baseball bat.
>Nigger don't give me that, I've dealt with crazy before, it takes 11 pounds of pressure to tear a scrotum fuck off.
>What are you doing here?
>Apparently after fight gf drove straight to her house to yell at her.
>Threw house keys at her.
>Cliche "you want him you got him" bull.
>Totally forgot about those housekeys. Could have been much worse.
>Could have come home to ransacked apartment.
>She's tired as fuck.
>Stayed up whole day to wait for me.
>It's a great fantasy but it's pretty fucked when it happens to you.
>Still adult fear.
>I need to sleep and I need you to go home, and I need my key.
>"No please, I'll suck your dick every day! I'll let you put it anywhere!"

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Greentext off. I have to split this shit up.I tried pulling the keys from her but she had a mean game of keep away. Over the course of a very trying 20 minutes she went from "I might get stabbed in my sleep" to kind of adorable, she let her guard down and I got my keys. She responded by immediately undressing herself. I'm trying to stop her but it's actually kind of hard to keep a woman dressed when doesn't want to be. She got all the big articles off then grabbed my belt. It's a car belt style so the things easy to pop open, then she pantsed me. (I lost a lot of weight at this job and I've got 2 sizes larger than I should have) I reached down to grab em back up and she slid her hand between mine and grabbed my boxers by the leg. I grabbed her wrist, but she pushed me on the couch. Cuz I'm hunched over like a walrus I missed badly and slid onto the floor.

My boxers rip, and she finishes pulling them down enough, grabs my balls, sticks my soft dick in her mouth and bites . I've never been more terrified in my life. Through her clenched teeth she told me she was going to suck my dick, and then she did. She kept going long after I came and damn near sucked my soul out. The the 12 hour shift, the stress, the adrenaline, the fear, the fight, the terrifying blowjob, I passed out and woke up on my cold floor with a pillow under my head and a blanket wrapped around me with her tucked up under my arm. I could tell she made an attempt to drag me to my bedroom because I was facing the other way.

This whirlwind anime shit was last week. Now I'm trapped in a domestic relationship with a short child-sized psycho who I can just stuff in a bin. I still can't fucking come when we fuck, but her blowjobs are okay. I'm not at all attracted to her, she refuses to leave, she doesn't have a job, I don't know her last name, she won't give me her facebook, and I'm still legitimately terrified of her.

When your girl cheats on you with another girl, leave it the fuck alone and just break up with her on the spot.

how old is child-sized psycho?

Any chance of pics?

Install video cameras in the bedroom...post their sex videos online and make $$$

I'm hoping she's at least old enough to be at that bar. I'm running on plausible deniability and no. Cuz if she's not, I'm kind of very fucked. All stories here are works of fiction. But honestly her face is at least 21.

Pics of gf and child

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Fuck the girl she cheated on me with.

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>she refuses to leave, she doesn't have a job, I don't know her last name, she won't give me her facebook, and I'm still legitimately terrified of her.
Sheeeiitt...

ex gf' hated pics, only ones she has are reverse google searchable so also no.

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you aren't fucked if you genuinely think she's overage and it sounds like she is.

Just wanna see her face or body, doesn't need to be both.

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what kind of dumbass would find these sluts attractive

Anzu a Cute, A CUTE!!!!!

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kys nigger

No U

how come youre lurking on Sup Forums dont you have a 20 year old autistic hispanic kid to support?

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no u

By the time I get home, I'm not going to care about this thread. She's 4'6, no muscles no fat, but on the verge of 'gross thin'. She's literally 75lbs, we checked her on the scale one day. I think she might be Spanish or Portuguese or some other weird 'white latino'. She's got an ass and no tits. She's got the body shape of a squash.

Also nigga I don't want to take fuckin pictures of her, I want to be as not-your-boyfriend as possible.

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alright fuck you. please tell me she does porn

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Nope she is a pure angel

take pictures. you might want to remember her one day, and you might want them to show the police if she steals your stuff or kills kittens in your bathtub.

Seriously don't live with a person whose full name you don't know if you don't at least have pics.

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abandon thread

And I'm out of pictures, Bye

You raise a completely valid point. Still not going to be back here though. I do a lot of standing and fucking.

This girl is ridiculously proud of me, I feel like a trophy. How the fuck do I take pictures of her without her squealing and doing that getting-attached thing.

Also, I'm not implicating myself with pictures of her sleeping.

You are full of shit, but your storytelling skills are tight.

is chick dick any different from guy dick? No. Exactly. You drop the bitch off a bridge with a brick belt

either do it subtly like you're snapping some shit you own when she's in the background, or just do it, take the hit and the squealing and then go back to acting like normal.

Or get a friend to do it when he comes over.

Also get her name. She must have ID or something. Go through her shit.

Beat the shit out of both then make them suck my cock.

you most likely wouldnt do jack shit you fucking cuck

This confused the shit out of me because you didn't link it to me.

I'm at work, bored and felt like venting. The thread struck a nerve with me.

/thread

She didn't bring any shit with her. She doesn't even have a phone. She's wearing my sweatpants and some shirts I picked up at a Walgreens. She spends all day watching tv or sleeping until I get home.

If you can be bothered just begin mentally dominating her, instant lifetime pet.

I like how you say that, even though if she wanted you you would plow her like a 1930's dustbowl field, desperate for your seeds to sprout.

Has she got an accent? Why won't she tell you any personal details?

It crossed my mind but she's thoroughly willing to chew my own dick off. That doesn't just go away. I've had crazy exes, like the kind you start threads about and nutters don't neatly fall into a cliche plot. My previous girlfriends also looked like someone I could throw out onto the street and not feel like they'd die.

Ah fuck so it's just occurred to me that my recent ex might know who this bitch is. I've got to process some shit here cuz we aren't talking. She's got me blocked on everything.

I see this shit going down hill fast.

so you want to rid of her

Nope. None. It's a heavily spanish/portuegese area too..

Interessant idea, if the other girl is hot enough.

I'm trying to find a way to do that without getting arrested or bitten, yes.

I was cheated on a girl with a girl who had a bf, who had cheated on him in the past with another girl.
I didn't know what I thought about it then, but she was a 10/10 so I didn't care too much.
Tough situation for the guy though.

It is her decision with which one and with how many she have sex. I would expect that she tell it me. I would accept it, if she don't break up with me.

Holy shit she's an illegal immigrant. You're fucking an illegal alien and she's pawning herself as a sex slave in order to have free food and shelter.

Ok that makes sense but why no accent??

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Cuck.

Shit nigger I thought you said she did have one. That throws a wrench in my idea. Still build a wall in your house though. That oughta show that bitch.

maybe he watch american tv and lear the accent from it

There is no such thing as cheating. There's only the right way to live or the boring one

No it still makes sense though. She's fucking weird dude. My friend's son came home with a run away one time and she acted like this Man I've got so much shit to process and I'm getting behind on work.

change door lock in your front door when she not here

Fuck them both, obviously. I've been in this exact situation before.

she doesn't leave! EVER.

that doesnt even count in my book

source ?
for research

first of all, you ned ifo about her, ask her or no sex

get twink boyfriend