I just got off the phone with my girlfriend

I just got off the phone with my girlfriend.

She sounded like she was sucking dick while she was sucking a dick while she was talking to me on her cellphone. Slurping, licking, saying uh-hun a lot like she was agreeing with me but she had something in her mouth. Then, she started breathing heavily and abruptly ended the phone call.

>hah ah... ha ...sssaa haaa unnnn ha .... baby I gotta go. We'll talk tomorrow, ha ha ssssssshaa ok? sssshhhaaaa I love you ba
>click

It really did sound like I was 7 inches away from a blowjob, but I don't know for sure. She said she was eating.
How can I find out for certain?

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fuck you copypasta faggot

seen this earlier.

Just go through her phone when she's sleeping. There's always a trail. Always.

No you didn't. Same subject, different words.

My problem is getting worse. If she is sucking someones dick while she talks to me, she might be starting to enjoy the naughty feeling it's giving her.

I don't know if this is all in my head and I'm going crazy or if my girlfriend is fucking her ex while I'm stuck here in DC on business. I've been gone for 2 weeks and I'm not going home to Seattle for another 9 days.

She's alone in my apartment right now.

How? Her phone is on the west coast and I'm on the east coast

I'm in Seattle. I could try hitting her up for a bj if you wanted to test her. I'm gay so I wouldn't even enjoy it if she ends up throating my big cock.

I might take you up on that. But first, I would like to determine whether or not you are a liar.
Post a picture of your cock with a timestamp to confirm your claim that you do indeed have a big cock.

>if you don't, I'll assume you were lying about everything and I won't tell you how to get in touch with her

k. Hang on a sec, I need to get something to write on

This.
Dump, move on. /thread

Taste someone else's cock from her mouth while she tastes multiple pussies from yours.

Dude, stop posting these threads.

You got me listening for slurps when I talk to my girl on the phone now you bastard.

Did she sound like this?

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Seattle cock for testing your gf.

long and skinny

Jesus christ that is a thin dick

Yeah sure. Trust me it works great for fag butt. I bet I could make your girl gag on it.

Is yours bigger?

tbh it's not that thin, is it? It's just long so it seems thin, but i think it's regular thickness

She ain't alone breh.....

Looks thin to me. Whats the girth? eh, everyone on here has 10x10" dicks man. But since you're asking I'm 7.3ish by 6" girth.

Yeah mine's definitely not "thick" I always thought of it as average. Kinda goofy looking because I'm on the longer side. Right around your length if you're not exaggerating. Never measured the girth.

It's an above average dick. I should know, I've seen a ton.

Alternatively OP. You could just suck me off when you get back in town. Wouldn't that be better revenge anyways? We could call her in the middle of it.

hot.

looks longer than mine. you're definitely bigger than average

>listening for slurps
Kek my sides

Old. Im not about to go and take a boner pic right now though

Yeah let's just hook up. We can compare in person. Maybe have your bitch suck us both.

>sounded like she was sucking dick while she was sucking a dick

If you keep making this thread every six hours for another nine days, I'm going to find you and break your fucking wrists.

Don't have a bitch right now or I'd take you up.Too much hassle. Here's a bonus of some girl I picked up at a club

Joke's on you, my wrists are already broken!

Alright now I'm confused. I thought you were (probably fake) guy in DC with cheating gf in Seattle. Are you another Seattle guy?

I'm Hot pic though. Anymore of your cock in mouth?

Well, I wasn't going to, but now....

>threatening me was the wrong way to get me to stop.

nah man, I'm not OP. Im just some guy showing his dick on Sup Forums

triple 8s

is that like 6 4s or is it 12 2s?

Sooooooo fucking close to quints, holy hell.

Got it got it. Well it's a nice dick regardless.

what the fuck. If you're on opposite coats you ARENT dating. You dont HAVE a girlfriend you idiot. Of COURSE she was sucking a cock; her real boyfriend's cock. She uses you for egoboosting when she needs cheering up, or to make her real boyfriend jealous so he gives her the a-game in the sack.

literally 1000 posts away from quints, fam

My bad, didn't see the rest of your post. I don;t want to identify these women so can't show too much. Here;s another girl, this is about 10 seconds before I filled her up

If it were a briefcase and the combination were 88888, how many cylinders would you have to turn to how many clicks to open it?

Your*

op is in DC for 2 weeks caus of business, so he dont have a gf anymore

>confirmed for illiterate

>She's alone in my apartment right now
Or so you think

see >while I'm stuck here in DC on business

Kiss her, see if you taste spunk
>inb4 you've never tasted spunk
OP is always a faggot

I seriously doubt she's alone. I live in San Fran. Do you want me to drive by her place and see if the lights are on?
I could pretend to be a lost Uber driver and knock on her door to see if a guy answers.

lurk moar. he's in DC on business and his girl is in their apartment in Seattle.

That's an awful long drive...

And if she's sucking dick behind his back this will suddenly stop when he gets home?

Fuck yeah. Hot af.

I've never done it with a girl. Have some pics of me balls deep in various guy-holes though.

Share'em man. Here's the cumshot. Last I can share for now unfortunately

...

doubtful. but that doesn't change the fact that he can not currently taster her lips tonight. It's a logistic impossibility considering they're 2700 miles away from each other.

creampie these guys? nice

(Nice but tho.)

I take back the 'thin' comment. Mustve been a bad angle in the original pic. mirin

I'm pretty lame. Usually use condoms.

I considered myself straight. Fucked a lot of women, and two guys raw. No creampie unfortunately :/

I cum in guy's mouths a lot though. Facials.

It's not a briefcase though.

duh. it's a sequence of numbers. it not being a briefcase is irrelevant to the point being made. It was close to quints.

>deal with it.

its easier to find pussy over here than it is to find discreet twinks (europe)

>discreet

come out of the closet, coward.

As what? Ill fuck anything I find pretty. I wouldn't even know what to come out as

Huh. Is that just because all the guys over there are already so metrosexual it's hard to find the real fags?

Hence why it's so easy for guys like me to fuck sluts when all I want is a Bailey Jay

Bj's from cute boys are so awesome dude. I live near a college. So many hot young guys making out with my cock.

Any tips for picking up at clubs?

I'm a virgin- Never tried to get laid, combined with austistic standards are the main reasons for that.
Now I think I just need to talkt o as many potentially interested women as humanly possible and make an effort to push things forward so I can get comfortable with the whole thing and on the way probably meet a girl who's so into me she wants to fuck me anyways.

Probelm is, I can't get over my approach anxiety when I'm in a Club or Bar, so I can't even try.
Any tips?

Holy fuck you are a moron. False equivalency to the max. You can move briefcase cylinders independently. Post numbers only go in order.

If all you're looking for is to get laid, all you need to be is muscular and lean. I've ALWAYS been socially awkward, but I've slept with more women than I could count during my leanest days. They really are that shallow, as much as they claim not to be. No need to approach. Women get approached 20+ times a night. You stand out if you're not the one begging at their feet like the rest. Honest advice.

Maybe she was eating a popsicle
Stop being such a jealous faggot

you seem upset. you must not lose arguments often,
Just walk it off, dude. You'll win the next one.

How do you hook up with them if you don't talk to them?

Stale pasta /sage

>16 yo's on Sup Forums

This kinda shit always cracks me up (if real!)

It's so easy bro..

> you either man up and dont think about it, stop being insecure.
>you ask her precisly what you feel, might start a fight but ull know.
>you break up because you basiclly dont trust her

But the first step is with yourself, ask urself

>am i nearly alway thinking things and they turn out just to be nothing
>did you get any other signs during ur relationship
>why would she do it?

gl

>You stand out if you're not the one begging at their feet like the rest.

I'm the guy you answered to - I'm not even lean and musculuar, and every time I go out when in a good mood, dgaf, just dance my ass off and have fun with my friends, it's only a question of time until some girl dances up to me or even approaches me.
Problem is, I used to simply not believe she actually wanted to fuck, and once I started realising this stuff I made up inane excuses to not reciprocrate instead. Only to have some buddy ask me all astonished why I didn't fuck that girl later.
So I figure it's time to be proactive - missed so many opportunities already.

Fuck me man, first one is the hardest, right?
I just need to get my dick in some pussy, break that spell and get comfortable with it an I'll be fine, but I NEED to get there some way.

Nice try, man. No one is falling for that.

because what?

>your on opposite coasts
>"on opposite coasts that are yours" instead of "you are on opposite coasts"

confirmed for illiterate

right, so you didnt bring your girl with you and left her for 2 weeks with a free pass. What did you think was gonna happen? If you are going to the other side of the country for 2 weeks for any reason, you bring her with you, make it a working vacation and make her feel like it's a treat for her. When you tell a woman "I'm going away on business" she hears "I'm going to a different city to fuck other women" and they automatically start cheating on you in revenge. Women are like children, you have to be constantly feeding their ego because they can perceive anything as a slight and they can justify an infinite sea of cocks to "get back at you" when you slight them.

man, that is one ugly dude.

>you ask her precisly what you feel

I'm assuming this was a typo, but it lead to me imagining OP as the king of all beta cucks literally asking his gf what he was allowed to feel about the situation.

How about not dating women who would fuck another man if u r gone for 2 weeks?
Yes they do exist contrary to any autismic belief you may have about women. 90% are whores but 10% might give in after a year or more of isolation.

It's just a weird angle. He's got a cute (weird) face from straight ahead. Decent body besides skinnyfat. He's tall.

>there are women who wont cheat on you if you go away on a trip without them

It might not be the bahamas or anything, but a woman would read the situation as you going somewhere else and not wanting to take her with you, which she'd likely take as a tacit statement that you were going to fuck around. Women are social animals and things that have no social impact from a man's point of view can be truly emotionally devastating to a woman, and when a woman feels rejected, insulted or disappointed with her man, you just know that one of her "guy friends who's a really good listener" is gonna be right there to hear her bitch about her insensitive husband/bf all the way to the bedroom. I've been divorced twice, I know how they work at this point.

>yeah he's weird and ugly and skinnyfat with shit tats but it's cool; he's tall

are you sure you're a gay guy and not a straight chick?

Alright, he's not my best work. So there. He took my dick like a champ though. Really fucked his face good. He lost a bet.

PeT

I go out, have a laugh with friends. And just seem to bump into people/women as the night goes on. You strike up a conversation from these situations. But not forced. Or they come to you. If you're in very good shape and it shows in your outfit you will be surprised how many women just flat out do the approaches themselves.

That;s the key. Fuck going out to chase women, go have fun with your friends. You need to relax a bit more. Remember, you might never even see them again, so fuck it. Be who you wanna be. Cocaine always helped me with my social anxiety. But you've seen you can receive the approaches, but you're just not going with it. Go with it.

Not every bout can be a title fight, it's true. Still though, a gay person has had some meaningless sex with a really slutty fag. Have you informed the press?

Is a below average looking guy some random gay guy had (I assume it was anonymous or close to anonymous sex since that's how you guys roll) really worth sharing on Sup Forums or anywhere else on the internet?

>this just in, water wet!

No more or less valid than a guy giving me shit over it wouldn't you say?

So what about you? Feel like from your tone you're not full gay, but you talk shit about whether gay sluts are attractive or not. What's up with that? I mean really. Because I'm curious now.

I'm straight, I just find it peculiar that a gay guy would be bragging about fucking a mundane looking dude when you guys fuck like 3 strangers a week on average. I would have expected you to bring your best to the field if you were going to do anything. Just a peculiarity I felt I'd mention.

Yeah I guess I just don't have as many action shots of the hot ones. A lot of them aren't into getting photographed.

And I'd say three a week is a busy week for me. Not average. Done it plenty of times, but slowed down a bit now that I'm 25.

why do you post this boring shit every day ya fucken cunt

man, look how thick the bitch's makeup is. She's litearlly smeared enough on to make her face a blank canvas so she can paint a new one on. I'll bet she looks like a 55 year old polish builder called Vladimir when she wipes all that off.

This is bait to make guys paranoid in case you were curious

I asked him to post them. Whats the problem? lol

if youre thinking like this, you should probably break up with her anyway.

Not a problem, just not too interesting really. I expected more is all. Gay guys tend to be showboaty.