She sounded like she was sucking dick while she was sucking a dick while she was talking to me on her cellphone. Slurping, licking, saying uh-hun a lot like she was agreeing with me but she had something in her mouth. Then, she started breathing heavily and abruptly ended the phone call.
>hah ah... ha ...sssaa haaa unnnn ha .... baby I gotta go. We'll talk tomorrow, ha ha ssssssshaa ok? sssshhhaaaa I love you ba >click
It really did sound like I was 7 inches away from a blowjob, but I don't know for sure. She said she was eating. How can I find out for certain?
Just go through her phone when she's sleeping. There's always a trail. Always.
Caleb Collins
No you didn't. Same subject, different words.
My problem is getting worse. If she is sucking someones dick while she talks to me, she might be starting to enjoy the naughty feeling it's giving her.
I don't know if this is all in my head and I'm going crazy or if my girlfriend is fucking her ex while I'm stuck here in DC on business. I've been gone for 2 weeks and I'm not going home to Seattle for another 9 days.
She's alone in my apartment right now.
Gabriel King
How? Her phone is on the west coast and I'm on the east coast
Julian Barnes
I'm in Seattle. I could try hitting her up for a bj if you wanted to test her. I'm gay so I wouldn't even enjoy it if she ends up throating my big cock.
Anthony Collins
I might take you up on that. But first, I would like to determine whether or not you are a liar. Post a picture of your cock with a timestamp to confirm your claim that you do indeed have a big cock.
>if you don't, I'll assume you were lying about everything and I won't tell you how to get in touch with her
Alexander Ward
k. Hang on a sec, I need to get something to write on
Charles Jackson
This. Dump, move on. /thread
Logan Reyes
Taste someone else's cock from her mouth while she tastes multiple pussies from yours.
Logan Campbell
Dude, stop posting these threads.
You got me listening for slurps when I talk to my girl on the phone now you bastard.
Yeah sure. Trust me it works great for fag butt. I bet I could make your girl gag on it.
Is yours bigger?
Nathaniel Walker
tbh it's not that thin, is it? It's just long so it seems thin, but i think it's regular thickness
Liam Brooks
She ain't alone breh.....
Charles Rivera
Looks thin to me. Whats the girth? eh, everyone on here has 10x10" dicks man. But since you're asking I'm 7.3ish by 6" girth.
Samuel Wood
Yeah mine's definitely not "thick" I always thought of it as average. Kinda goofy looking because I'm on the longer side. Right around your length if you're not exaggerating. Never measured the girth.
It's an above average dick. I should know, I've seen a ton.
Ethan Perez
Alternatively OP. You could just suck me off when you get back in town. Wouldn't that be better revenge anyways? We could call her in the middle of it.
Joshua Rogers
hot.
Ethan Campbell
looks longer than mine. you're definitely bigger than average
Brayden Phillips
>listening for slurps Kek my sides
Jace Wright
Old. Im not about to go and take a boner pic right now though
Tyler Robinson
Yeah let's just hook up. We can compare in person. Maybe have your bitch suck us both.
Gabriel Martin
>sounded like she was sucking dick while she was sucking a dick
Nolan Collins
If you keep making this thread every six hours for another nine days, I'm going to find you and break your fucking wrists.
Jordan Rivera
Don't have a bitch right now or I'd take you up.Too much hassle. Here's a bonus of some girl I picked up at a club
Hudson Parker
Joke's on you, my wrists are already broken!
Jayden Cooper
Alright now I'm confused. I thought you were (probably fake) guy in DC with cheating gf in Seattle. Are you another Seattle guy?
I'm Hot pic though. Anymore of your cock in mouth?
Jack Powell
Well, I wasn't going to, but now....
>threatening me was the wrong way to get me to stop.
Joshua Gutierrez
nah man, I'm not OP. Im just some guy showing his dick on Sup Forums
Landon Torres
triple 8s
is that like 6 4s or is it 12 2s?
Angel Phillips
Sooooooo fucking close to quints, holy hell.
Oliver Robinson
Got it got it. Well it's a nice dick regardless.
Juan Turner
what the fuck. If you're on opposite coats you ARENT dating. You dont HAVE a girlfriend you idiot. Of COURSE she was sucking a cock; her real boyfriend's cock. She uses you for egoboosting when she needs cheering up, or to make her real boyfriend jealous so he gives her the a-game in the sack.
Julian Cooper
literally 1000 posts away from quints, fam
Jayden Hughes
My bad, didn't see the rest of your post. I don;t want to identify these women so can't show too much. Here;s another girl, this is about 10 seconds before I filled her up
Jaxon Rivera
If it were a briefcase and the combination were 88888, how many cylinders would you have to turn to how many clicks to open it?
Luis King
Your*
Colton Nelson
op is in DC for 2 weeks caus of business, so he dont have a gf anymore
Aiden Butler
>confirmed for illiterate
Jonathan Hall
>She's alone in my apartment right now Or so you think
David Jenkins
see >while I'm stuck here in DC on business
Hunter Sanders
Kiss her, see if you taste spunk >inb4 you've never tasted spunk OP is always a faggot
Aaron Diaz
I seriously doubt she's alone. I live in San Fran. Do you want me to drive by her place and see if the lights are on? I could pretend to be a lost Uber driver and knock on her door to see if a guy answers.
Jaxson Cook
lurk moar. he's in DC on business and his girl is in their apartment in Seattle.
Lincoln Sanders
That's an awful long drive...
Andrew Murphy
And if she's sucking dick behind his back this will suddenly stop when he gets home?
Eli Nelson
Fuck yeah. Hot af.
I've never done it with a girl. Have some pics of me balls deep in various guy-holes though.
Oliver Perez
Share'em man. Here's the cumshot. Last I can share for now unfortunately
Wyatt Barnes
...
Ethan Watson
doubtful. but that doesn't change the fact that he can not currently taster her lips tonight. It's a logistic impossibility considering they're 2700 miles away from each other.
Dylan Lopez
creampie these guys? nice
Owen Hill
(Nice but tho.)
Easton Watson
I take back the 'thin' comment. Mustve been a bad angle in the original pic. mirin
Sebastian Reed
I'm pretty lame. Usually use condoms.
David James
I considered myself straight. Fucked a lot of women, and two guys raw. No creampie unfortunately :/
Robert Nguyen
I cum in guy's mouths a lot though. Facials.
David Cox
It's not a briefcase though.
Juan Barnes
duh. it's a sequence of numbers. it not being a briefcase is irrelevant to the point being made. It was close to quints.
>deal with it.
Nathaniel Baker
its easier to find pussy over here than it is to find discreet twinks (europe)
Andrew Jones
>discreet
come out of the closet, coward.
Landon Cooper
As what? Ill fuck anything I find pretty. I wouldn't even know what to come out as
Luis Myers
Huh. Is that just because all the guys over there are already so metrosexual it's hard to find the real fags?
Elijah Campbell
Hence why it's so easy for guys like me to fuck sluts when all I want is a Bailey Jay
Jonathan Stewart
Bj's from cute boys are so awesome dude. I live near a college. So many hot young guys making out with my cock.
Evan Gonzalez
Any tips for picking up at clubs?
I'm a virgin- Never tried to get laid, combined with austistic standards are the main reasons for that. Now I think I just need to talkt o as many potentially interested women as humanly possible and make an effort to push things forward so I can get comfortable with the whole thing and on the way probably meet a girl who's so into me she wants to fuck me anyways.
Probelm is, I can't get over my approach anxiety when I'm in a Club or Bar, so I can't even try. Any tips?
Caleb Gray
Holy fuck you are a moron. False equivalency to the max. You can move briefcase cylinders independently. Post numbers only go in order.
Jose Adams
If all you're looking for is to get laid, all you need to be is muscular and lean. I've ALWAYS been socially awkward, but I've slept with more women than I could count during my leanest days. They really are that shallow, as much as they claim not to be. No need to approach. Women get approached 20+ times a night. You stand out if you're not the one begging at their feet like the rest. Honest advice.
Isaac Gomez
Maybe she was eating a popsicle Stop being such a jealous faggot
Benjamin Wood
you seem upset. you must not lose arguments often, Just walk it off, dude. You'll win the next one.
Jason Hall
How do you hook up with them if you don't talk to them?
Ryder Barnes
Stale pasta /sage
Angel Fisher
>16 yo's on Sup Forums
This kinda shit always cracks me up (if real!)
It's so easy bro..
> you either man up and dont think about it, stop being insecure. >you ask her precisly what you feel, might start a fight but ull know. >you break up because you basiclly dont trust her
But the first step is with yourself, ask urself
>am i nearly alway thinking things and they turn out just to be nothing >did you get any other signs during ur relationship >why would she do it?
gl
Nicholas Lopez
>You stand out if you're not the one begging at their feet like the rest.
I'm the guy you answered to - I'm not even lean and musculuar, and every time I go out when in a good mood, dgaf, just dance my ass off and have fun with my friends, it's only a question of time until some girl dances up to me or even approaches me. Problem is, I used to simply not believe she actually wanted to fuck, and once I started realising this stuff I made up inane excuses to not reciprocrate instead. Only to have some buddy ask me all astonished why I didn't fuck that girl later. So I figure it's time to be proactive - missed so many opportunities already.
Fuck me man, first one is the hardest, right? I just need to get my dick in some pussy, break that spell and get comfortable with it an I'll be fine, but I NEED to get there some way.
Liam Thomas
Nice try, man. No one is falling for that.
Michael Phillips
because what?
Brandon Sullivan
>your on opposite coasts >"on opposite coasts that are yours" instead of "you are on opposite coasts"
confirmed for illiterate
Aaron Foster
right, so you didnt bring your girl with you and left her for 2 weeks with a free pass. What did you think was gonna happen? If you are going to the other side of the country for 2 weeks for any reason, you bring her with you, make it a working vacation and make her feel like it's a treat for her. When you tell a woman "I'm going away on business" she hears "I'm going to a different city to fuck other women" and they automatically start cheating on you in revenge. Women are like children, you have to be constantly feeding their ego because they can perceive anything as a slight and they can justify an infinite sea of cocks to "get back at you" when you slight them.
Tyler Howard
man, that is one ugly dude.
Brandon White
>you ask her precisly what you feel
I'm assuming this was a typo, but it lead to me imagining OP as the king of all beta cucks literally asking his gf what he was allowed to feel about the situation.
Tyler Thompson
How about not dating women who would fuck another man if u r gone for 2 weeks? Yes they do exist contrary to any autismic belief you may have about women. 90% are whores but 10% might give in after a year or more of isolation.
Joseph Price
It's just a weird angle. He's got a cute (weird) face from straight ahead. Decent body besides skinnyfat. He's tall.
Isaiah Hernandez
>there are women who wont cheat on you if you go away on a trip without them
It might not be the bahamas or anything, but a woman would read the situation as you going somewhere else and not wanting to take her with you, which she'd likely take as a tacit statement that you were going to fuck around. Women are social animals and things that have no social impact from a man's point of view can be truly emotionally devastating to a woman, and when a woman feels rejected, insulted or disappointed with her man, you just know that one of her "guy friends who's a really good listener" is gonna be right there to hear her bitch about her insensitive husband/bf all the way to the bedroom. I've been divorced twice, I know how they work at this point.
Liam Martin
>yeah he's weird and ugly and skinnyfat with shit tats but it's cool; he's tall
are you sure you're a gay guy and not a straight chick?
Dylan Gomez
Alright, he's not my best work. So there. He took my dick like a champ though. Really fucked his face good. He lost a bet.
John Morales
PeT
Leo Young
I go out, have a laugh with friends. And just seem to bump into people/women as the night goes on. You strike up a conversation from these situations. But not forced. Or they come to you. If you're in very good shape and it shows in your outfit you will be surprised how many women just flat out do the approaches themselves.
That;s the key. Fuck going out to chase women, go have fun with your friends. You need to relax a bit more. Remember, you might never even see them again, so fuck it. Be who you wanna be. Cocaine always helped me with my social anxiety. But you've seen you can receive the approaches, but you're just not going with it. Go with it.
Hudson Gomez
Not every bout can be a title fight, it's true. Still though, a gay person has had some meaningless sex with a really slutty fag. Have you informed the press?
Is a below average looking guy some random gay guy had (I assume it was anonymous or close to anonymous sex since that's how you guys roll) really worth sharing on Sup Forums or anywhere else on the internet?
>this just in, water wet!
Nicholas Harris
No more or less valid than a guy giving me shit over it wouldn't you say?
So what about you? Feel like from your tone you're not full gay, but you talk shit about whether gay sluts are attractive or not. What's up with that? I mean really. Because I'm curious now.
Evan Hill
I'm straight, I just find it peculiar that a gay guy would be bragging about fucking a mundane looking dude when you guys fuck like 3 strangers a week on average. I would have expected you to bring your best to the field if you were going to do anything. Just a peculiarity I felt I'd mention.
Carson Bell
Yeah I guess I just don't have as many action shots of the hot ones. A lot of them aren't into getting photographed.
And I'd say three a week is a busy week for me. Not average. Done it plenty of times, but slowed down a bit now that I'm 25.
Justin Bennett
why do you post this boring shit every day ya fucken cunt
Alexander Roberts
man, look how thick the bitch's makeup is. She's litearlly smeared enough on to make her face a blank canvas so she can paint a new one on. I'll bet she looks like a 55 year old polish builder called Vladimir when she wipes all that off.
Anthony Smith
This is bait to make guys paranoid in case you were curious
Gabriel White
I asked him to post them. Whats the problem? lol
Adrian Johnson
if youre thinking like this, you should probably break up with her anyway.
Ian Kelly
Not a problem, just not too interesting really. I expected more is all. Gay guys tend to be showboaty.