Why is Kurt Cobain playing the bass upside down, was he retarded?

Why is Kurt Cobain playing the bass upside down, was he retarded?

to be fair 95% of you are retarded

Nirvana was so bad the lead singer killed himself.

we have to dig up his bones
he has to die again
scorthed earth policy regarding the state of Washington has been declared

He was cremated, so scorched earth has already been accomplished.

He was only famous and got to live the good life for 2 1/2 years. ffs

I read in a biography that he used to always intentionally throw himself into the drummers drum set and destroy it

It was a funny thing they did where they all made fun of each other. Kurdt played Chris's bass upside down, Chris played Dave's drums like bongo's, and Dave played Kurdt's guitar with drum sticks. What a great band.

He was left handed and poor

then his retard of a kid will have to be sacrificed. only then will the clouds come again

>being raised by Courtney Love

I think she has suffered enough

Not just that, but wasn't he cremated before a proper investigation / autopsy was able to be performed on Love's demand

which is exactly why she is the perfect canidate to be sacrificed you fuckin retard

She was like, "Burn that fucker now."

No need to be rude.

Why would an autopsy/investigation be performed when there was no suspicion from police?

How did Courtney do compared to Kurt.

oh


Wait

>he was poor
meme

Was he rich? Serious question, I don't know much about his personal life.

aren't autopsys standard practice despite cause of death being obvious

>best friend kills himself
>doesn't find success or praise from other music projects
>goes bald
>people still don't walk up escalators

Name a more JUST musician

Courtney was literally a prostitute before she met Kurt and used to be hired by the dr/

He grew up middle class
left home of his own accord
Maybe was poor like most young adult for a couple of years, but had enough.
Became a rich rockstar.

>cucked his entire life
>"fame is so hard!!! im depressed!!!111"
>krist goes on to life a low-key life, something kurt was too retarded to do
>dave doesn't hide his desire to appeal to normies, has more fans than kurt ever will
>whore wife made better music during her peak, is still alive
>did not care about his daughter
>will never surpass billy
Is kurt the BIGGEST LOSER in the history of the music industry? all signs point to yes

He looks exactly like my friends dad. It's hilarious

No.
If the cause of death is obvious and not criminal there isn't any need for the police.
The family can have an autopsy if they want to be 100% sure, but they don't have to.

>whore wife made better music during her peak
You're the cuck

At least he didn't live long enough to get JUSTed

>If the cause of death is obvious and not criminal there isn't any need for the police.
Cobain literally could not have pulled the trigger.

And look at Billy now

His daughter is really hot.

Maybe he did

>two people in the seat
>only three hands on the bar

He literally could have you dope.
>Hurr he had 3 times the lethal dose!!
There is no such thing as a universal lethal dose, it depends on a persons tolerance level. Even heroin newfags have survived a larger dose than Kurt had in his system at the time of his death and Kurt had a ~7 year habit.
>B-but the gun was too long to shoot yourself in the head!!
Too long from the top to bottom, yes. Too bad the trigger in in the middle.
>B-B-but the shell was on the wrong side!!!!!
There are hundred of possibilities for that to have happened, there is no reason to think it was murder.

I swear Tom Grant fags are the dumbest.

nirvana's first single is literally a dumbed down cover made friendly for radio. creatively bankrupt since day 1 sad!

Everyone is hot with makeup and filters.

I wonder if she has suicidal thoughts or depression. Apparently Kurt's family is riddled with it and he had other relatives who killed themselves too.

Is that the kid from boy meets world?

Here's the gun for reference

>There is no such thing as a universal lethal dose, it depends on a persons tolerance level.
Kurt had been clean of heroine around the time he disappeared.

>Too long from the top to bottom, yes. Too bad the trigger in in the middle.
You're talking out your ass, watch anything about the case and they'll show that the trigger was too far down the gun for him to have pulled the trigger with his fingers and if you think he pulled it with his toes you'd also be wrong as his shoes were on when he was found.

>there is no reason to think it was murder.
Except for the lethal dose and the him not being able to have pulled the trigger.
As well as the cigarettes and probably other things like Love's constantly changing stories.

tell me you didn't bring up changing stories when there's literally dozens of variations for each small part involving the "murder" due to it being fanfiction. fangirls really are the worst

Are you literally retarded or did you just not read my post properly?

>dozens of variations for each small part involving the "murder" due to it being fanfiction
What in the fuck are you even trying to say, you stupid cunt?

>physically impossible for it to have been suicide
>LOL MURDER IS FANFICTION

>Kurt had been clean of heroine around the time he disappeared.
He was in rehab for a couple of days and he bailed. So fucking what. You aren't going to lose your tolerance that fast.
>watch anything about the case and they'll show that the trigger was too far down the gun for him to have pulled the trigger
*watch anything about the murder conspiracy and they'll tell they want you to think
>Except for the lethal dose
no such thing
>him not being able to have pulled the trigger
not even true

>>physically impossible for it to have been suicide
>keeps repeating thing that isn't true

You are both fucking retarded. see

Her eyes are real though.

Here's another image of the gun for you dumb cunts who think Kurt had freakishly long arms.

You could easily get that in your mouth and reach the trigger you manlet

you're just b8ing now and its sad

Exactly, Kurt was a manlet. He was like 5'9

I don't see why it wouldn't be plausible for him to pull the trigger, provided he had a few inches of the barrel in his mouth. I'm 5'11" and I don't think that gun from muzzle to trigger is longer than my arm

>all this "evidence"
>despite that can't even get it brought to court
>legitimately thinking Courtney love is smart enough to get one of the most famous men in the world killed
>still grasping at straws
The state of Kuck fans

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So why would the Remington Model 11 have a suicide safety in the trigger guard if suicide is impossible?

5'7

Courtney Love is the most powerful woman in the world. Police and the judicial system FEAR HER SHE IS ABOVE THE LAW (the dozens of times she appeared in court for being crazy obviously don't count tho)

>Courtney (((Love)))

>lol people never get away with murder

Kurt Cobain is still alive

Bullshit. Courtney was a rich girl and her bad girl/stripper past is a marketing fabrication. No one was PAYING MONEY to fuck Courtney Love.

>Be hired to kill Kurt Cobain
>He's in rehab in California
>About to go to California, but then my spider sense begins tingling and I see a vision of Cobain fleeing the state.
>I use my mind powers to read his mind, he's going to his house in Seattle
>I meet him at his house, where I have Kurts gun
>I force him into the room above his garage
>He cries "no, please! I Love Myself and I Don't Want to Die"
>Say "heh, nothing personell kid"
>I put down the rifle so I can fix some Heroin for Kurt, he sits there next to the gun sobbing
>When I fix the dope, I take his arm and look for a vein that hasn't collapsed
>I slowly inject a lethal dose into his vein and he passes out immediately
>I put the gun in his mouth and blow his head off
>I wipe my fingerprints off and walk out the room, using my telekinesis powers to move the chair in front of the door from the outside
>I hail a cab and go home.
THe perfict crime...

could you make this b8 weaker pls?

Why don't Kuckbain fans have a sense of humor?

she's got his eyes

who said people didn't? I'm just shocked you hold Courtney to such a high standard! I'm glad you agree she's very intelligent (and also more talented) But when compared to Kuckie how could you not so...nevermind :)

see

>I slowly inject a lethal dose into his vein and he passes out immediately

His tolerance was insane, well beyond the LD50 for an average addict.

He was stupid enough to think the shot gun was a microphone.

I guess the tip does look a little bit like a microphone.

>Guessing and assuming
>Doesn't know what he's talking about
>Wrong on every count

Why would you post if you didn't know anything you immense retard?

>Corgan cheats on Love
>Love immediately goes to find Cobain
>Nirvana is the only grunge band anybody who isn't a douche bag cares about
>Smashing Pumpkins go on to have a cringe worthy career led by a nasal manchild

He literally was a rich rockstar
Buzz said they were middle class
You're literally wrong on every account.

You care about nirvana and you're a douchebag
>Corgan cheats on Love
you just made that up