I have a psychiatrist appointment this afternoon. dubs decides what lies I tell him

I have a psychiatrist appointment this afternoon. dubs decides what lies I tell him.

"I want to decapitate children"

I haven't told you this but i've had social anxiety for a while now.

To get benzos if you don't have them already

I'm a gay, gay, gay, I like long, big, cocks, I'm a super super super gay.

I love hentai, because I'm a total faggot.

"I want to suck cock. I'm such a fucking faggot. I just love dicks, doc."

ask for benzos, then get addicted to them. enjoy hard long withdrawal user

he has diagnosed me with cannabis dependence disorder because i like to smoke pot

Say you like to buy razors and you hide them all over the house so that can always cut yourself when ever you need to

Killed a nigger once, but boy did i like it

I want you to fuck me in the ass

" I voted for Trump"

"I have a voice in my head that tell me to pull the knife I have in my pocket and slit your throat, and is getting stronger and stronger"

I have been so far as to even could go look more like

reroll

I hate niggers, I hate Jews, I hate spics and arabs too.

damn

Winrar

...

Winnar!

try and get some xanax, don't over do it though, or he will put your ass in a psych ward lol

I keep the bodies in the freezer. I sometimes like to go down there and look at my handywork.

OP here, he's gonna pink-slip me into the hospital for saying that shit but I'm NEET so it's not like I have anything else to do.

"I am a Super Saiyan

You might get some good anti-psychotic medications. The food is going to suck though. Expect a long stay in the psychiatric unit. You're in for a lot of sleepless nights of people wandering around, screaming, wiping their shit on the walls.

"Are you human?"

"I AM NELSON VAN ALDEN, A FEDERAL PROHIBITION AGENT, AND SWORN PROTECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION AND YOU WILL STAND DOWN OR I WILL RAIN HELLFIRE DOWN UPON YOU."

I am DB Cooper.

I've never seen real nipples before.
Only fake ones.

Start singing bohemian rhapsody randomly at the top of your lungs

"I don't know why, I like children, (big pause) sexually."

No, no, he said lies. Lies.

"I fantasize about being fucked by my psychiatrist."

"are you from tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see."

"Pls b0ss, can i hab da pussi, pls???"

"Well, as fun as this has been I have to go downtown to get some pcp."

Winner!

"i want to be a feminazi and go suck dicks dressed like a old lady"

"Lately I've been experimenting with beastiality and hurting homeless people."

Take notes, pretend that you're the psychiatrist and he's the patient. Ask him questions like "how has your
Libido been lately?" And "any side
Effects from the medication?"

"NO, daddy! No!"

"I have seen the portal to the shadow realm. I can see it in your eyes."

u have a sudden urges to eat shit.

Did I ever tell you about the time when I seduced my fathed?