G'morning user

g'morning user,
i hope you slept well.
tell me why, you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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I live only for your nightly threads. If they're gone, what do I do?

carry on w/o them?

Because im trying to turn my life around and do something useful and productive for others

Is that even possible? You're my life raft.

Anyway, how many fucking years have you been doing this? Three? Four? I've lost count.

i wish you luck with that. how are you doing it?
that's an over estimation of length of time. but i'm glad to have been noticed. glad u are alive.

The alternative to life is nothing, I'll get there eventually anyway. Why would I want to hurry that along?

Because I have a microbio midterm today and if I miss it I'm fucked.

I have to pick my friend up from the airport tonight

Quit drinking, cutting back on weed, trying to get out more with people and just generally trying to fill my days with other stuff than drinking and smoking

g'luck on your exam.
u are a good dependable friend.
good thinkinging

Gmorning nigger
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some say why, you say why not, I say why not not? Flimsy argument at best but hey I guess that means you happen to emotionally be on the good side of the coin for today.

I really dont know..

Because I said I'd bring the dinner rolls for Thanksgiving. If I kill myself today I can't do that, and that would make people sad. The lack of dinner rolls with their turkey I mean.

Because I'm going to try asking a girl out today. It may not work out, but the fact I crawled this far back from the brink is encouraging.

Because, OP, despite me losing my girlfriend of 6 years whom I thought I would marry(who is also 10/10 and I have plenty of nudes/videos of) I began talking to another 8+/10 spanish girl I fucked about a year ago who is actually much less of a gold digging, high maintenance fucking cunt. She plays bass, studies anthropology, watches porn (apparently last one never did, lol) is cool with me watching porn, is down to fuck other girls while I watch AND even let me join in, would probably let me stick it in the pooper and actually speaks spanish to me while I fuck her.


So no OP, fuck you, not today.

Just got my car back after two weeks of it being in the shop, and I'll be spending this weekend on vacation with my girlfriend. Little things. My life isn't where I'd like it to be but today will be.

nice dubs. i hope you are successful user. and if not, remember it's just one girl. there are many out there.
stick around then, enjoy life.
dood congrats, sounds like a great find.

Because Im too lazy to go buy the rope

dub say, keep on living.

well i get to fuck this hot bitch, that is reason enough for me

because i know me being alive irritates at least one person

thats reason enough to live for me

the cannons on her are amazing!

I will bone u
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cuz I had to clean my bird cage

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800
>I'm looking forward to a delicious thanksgiving meal prepared by my gorgeous wife (she makes her pumpkin pie from sugar pie pumpkins not the can shit)

y u on Sup Forums then

My wife would miss me too much

I have a fetish for gingers and Asians

Make fun of people like you.

Not sure which one is real, but ok

Good for you user, cant wait for the shitstorm that is to come though from being such a bragging normie

How old are you? Do you have a job? It's crazy how you make this thread every single day!

This one isI wouldn't waste time doing anything as lame as

You asked and it's not bragging it's a daily affirmation. You didn't ask why I might want to kill myself. You'd probably be surprised by the issues I have.

38. yes, have job. how are you user? how old are you? hope your day is a good one.

Because fuck all the people that didn't believe in me, and I hope they hate themselves for fucking up whatever relationship I had with them. I live so they hate themselves as much as they made me hate myself.

i is pussy.

blowjob

Ok sauce is a must for this one

Understandable lol
*If* what you say is true, then I guess I'm envious of you, my life is pretty meh tbh and hearing stuff like this I wonder if I'll ever get to where I want in life, I guess

you know i don't have sauce.
i never have sauce.
g'morning tho.

Why do you do this?

Ive finally got back to the doctor after being off all of meds for almost 2 years after my last attempt. I am hopeful they will bring balance, and ive made a rule ill move to three different places before i give up again.

It's all true but you remember you only asked for the positives in my life so I gave ylu a sanitized view. Just like people do on Facebook.

Because I already tried and realized it was the worst mistake I've made in all my life bruh. Cheers

Don't be like that give us the sauce

If you don't mind sharing user, do you mind sharing?

i really don't know. how are you today ?

jesus fuck that was retarded, forgive me I'm not fully awake

Finaly got an amazing gf 5 months ago

Love

Got gains to catch

Sure,
>I have social anxiety which means while I'm surrounded by nice people I have no actual friends beyond my wife and kids
>I've always been a poor athlete and no amount of exercise seems to change that
>I have a diagnosed mental disorder (ADHD)
>I have chronic self doubts and anxiety of being inadequate at whatever I do
>I have chronic sleep issues
>I screwed up the job I had a few years ago and while I was able to find a better one it required us to move away from a place we loved and I still huge guilt over it

I read this over and I think I sound like a whiner but again you asked

Well im still to much of a coward to off myself, maybe one day my isolation and boredom will overwhelm me and i can find the courage.

skyrim

Life will eventually get better again and I'll be able to afford a good gaming pc with cod bo1/2/3 zombies. :3

Nice man, the past few days all ive been doing is making custom zombie map.

No, don't think that, I have ADD and I'm not fit either, you're voicing your self-opinion and that is what I asked for, thanks user
As for the job, I can't imagine what kinda impact it would have on you or your family, combined with the sleepless nights it sounds like you're not fully ok with it
I get the whole thing with guilt though, I hurt someone once and I couldn't sleep properly for ages, I could barely look at myself even... It's just something you cope with, like a constant reminder that you did wrong and accepting the consequence of that is not easy when you're being reminded every day of it
I'm nowhere near qualified to give advice and I'm not about to give you any, but take comfort that it will get easier, someday, and you have this lowly user's understanding of your position.

For which cod?

Source!!!

BO3

Hell if I know user, I really want to right now. I even have the helium and mask ready. I don't know what's stopping me.

stick around user. life is good.

Ah, nice. Does it have mod support for pc or does it have an actual official editor? Sorry for being dumb, I just haven't really looked much into BO3 so far, since I want to wait until I get money for the game and a new pc. Only seen some trailers for the game and some dlc zombie maps.

Yea it has mod support, also Treyarch actually released official mod tools for PC users. I expect BO3 will stay relevant for some years to come just as WAW did.

I wan fuk a blak gurl.

Wow, that's actually pretty cool. I was kinda sad when I found out that for PC both bo1 and bo2 didn't have mod support anymore, even though there were a lot of very good community made w@w zombie maps.
I really hope that BO3's zombie mode will stay alive for a bit. I did play both bo1 and bo2's zombie mode, but a lot of times it was hard to find public games and I had to play alone or try to get some friends together. Though in the end games with friends are the best ones anyways, since randoms often just rage quit the game once they die. :c
Question, what gpu do you have? And how good do your run bo3?

r9 270x 3gb gddr5, its not the best GPU but it can run BO3 at ultra settings and get 50-60 fps.

Anyone know what happened to the Muslim girl who was snap chatting her suicide last night? She was taking a load of pills and shit. Fell asleep

Ah, nice. I currently only have a GT730 2GB DDR3, which is very low end. I'm really amped about being able to play BO3's zombie mode and also some other new games in the future.

gf cheated on me and broke up with me a couple days ago. Seriously considering suicide. I can use a shotgun or hang myself. Just worried that it will upset my parents too much

cool beans man.

Broke up with my gf, but my dogs loves me.

>Just worried that it will upset my parents too much
>upset my parents too much
>too much

How do you upset your parents only a "little" with committing suicide?

Don't have sex with you pet, please.

Because the idea of being dead is scary as shit. No positive reasons, just my own cowardice. Which is funny, as I've been told multiple times it's the "coward's way out".

I think you're a horribly misguided individual who needs psychological help

Dying isn't scary. Being dead isn't scary. But the universe and reality itself just ending one day is the real scary thing.
Just knowing that you can't stop it. There is no way to get off this ride.
One day everything will just be gone.
It's worse than being dead.

idk mang. not sure anymore

good thinking man. enjoy life.
what do you like/enjoy about your life? i am sure there are something(s)

I enjoy playing guitar, but i know i can't just do that for the rest of my life. gotta work hard at the minimum wage job to get a degree im not interested in lmao.

Sauce please, user?

Nigga we know u got the sauce, stop being greedy hand it over.

I'm fucking this tonight

yeah, or you can play guitar and find out how to do that for aliving, or you find a way to do both. Job is a job, we all have to work (usually, unless you're rich). Don't sweat the day-job, just do it, and do what you want when you're not working.

Because I dont have access to a gun.

nice.
tell us about it later.

im probably just being a little bitch tbh, but i find myself playing less and less as i end up with more shit i have to do. realistically speaking, there's very little chance i'd be a successful musician.

Thanks for making these threads everyday btw