ITT: We post our cocks (or pussy) and user gives them appropriate nicknames

ITT: We post our cocks (or pussy) and user gives them appropriate nicknames.

>this is not a rate thread you Sup Forumstards.

MAGA

Bump for interest

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Jungle Fever

Curious why that nickname?

Some retarded fag's cock. How's that

Needle dick detected

The cock that needs to be inside my gf

Can compete with so-called bbc's

Participating...

Will nickname her "Bender Over"

I wish someone would

Elven Mace of Retribution

Any n00ds?

You fuck with that piercing? Women like it much?

Gives +5 to rectal bleeding

Not yet sorry

Yes! Most all girls are surprised and interested by it, most say they've never had a pierced cock before, and afterwards say they like it. One recently told me she didn't think she could go back to non-pierced.

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In

Heat Seeking Moisture Missle of Magoo

Oh nice, I have a regular PA, thought about reverse but naaah

The Truth

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Illusionis Cockus

Blazing Mithril Hammer (base dmg 78)
+2 to vaginal pleasure
+8 dmg bonus for anal

hahah

Chastity Chode
Mustard Meat
King Harold
Divining Rod
Fox News
Shish Kebab

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How are all your cocks so big? I am sitting here with my six incher envious of you.

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The Ham Burglar

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is that vunerable to magnets? or better, stimulated by them, heh

very nice, 8.7/10 would fuck passionately

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Mine

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Megatron
''The lip''
Dumbell Dick
The straight arrow
Brotherhood of Steel Helm
Fuck My shit up
The squelcher
Pantyskin Pete

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Nah, stainless steel is non magnetic. Or at least not in any appreciable way.

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8/10 and im a dude

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I've always wondered, how the fuck do you piss with that in? Does it just like out through the hole?

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i'm shit at coming up with names lmao

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*you're

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what is this ayy lmao shit

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so tired of this gay shit so i'm going to fill their shit up with junk

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Name my dick

Lets lget in touch whats your kik and where you loc?

>docking
fag

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I'm only 5.5.

Wanna go and fucking kill myself. :(

that's perfectly average my dude

The Sahara

I sit down. Piss leaks through the bottom hole and sprays normally. It's like a fucking sprinkler

Not a single pussy in the entire thread. Well, except for OP of course

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cute innie

Name mine

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Beautiful cum hole.

If I haven't cum twice already I'd fuck you in a heartbeat.

Mine