Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
Welcome back, haven't seen you here in a while
are you seriously posting this like 2007 fucking copypasta?
sage. OP is a faggot.
Damn son you such a fag go sniff a floppy dick
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
Came back here after years of absence just for this particular pasta. Thank you op, this particular pasta is the only good thing left related to this board.
Fucking repost. At least come up with original content.
Hi John you seem like a pretty cool guy, want a shot of Yagermeister?
you are captain of the fluffer team
you get do A
that girl looks ready to call security
you fav show is jersey shore
now fuck off back to rock you climbed out from under
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Sage
newfag
B, im straight tho.
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explain?
is this a fun post not serious?
hello rato
not taking chances with this one
newfag
>2011
>John is shitposting again
>Calling us faggots
>Feelsbadman
How about you come up with original content? Rather than telling others to do it.
b but i have a thing for shemales
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faggot
ehhh, yes....
Your bitches mom has some fucked up ovaries. Like dude, fucking gross. I could shoot my dick twenty times with a nail gun and still pull better bitches than that
ehhh f-ff-faggot
Hello rato
>I'm already bald
NICE BALLS CHIMPO
should we give you some sort of cup, because you are like all, we even dont fokin care 'bout u and ur bitch, we have more beautiful women on internet, we dont need reel girls u stupid af fuck
:)