What does /B think of my tattoo?

What does /B think of my tattoo?
>astronomical symbol for Uranus
this is my butt hole inserting thumb for when I copulate with the fairer sex

>hand tattoo

Are you fuckin retarded? At least try to hide your degeneracy on your body.

:^(

Holy shit dude

Is it that bad? Kek
I fucking love it!

How do you explain it to anyone that asks? Looks like it could be a Russian Letter as well if you wanted an alternate explanation.

Actually this lol, also, I BS some story about the significant of Uranus to me and my love for astronomy. Girlfriends parents approved and said it was "sweet"

>look guys, I got Uranus in my thumb

Nice save haha. What about Astronomy are you into? And what significance could Uranus have to you? I'm doing my degree in Astrophysics.

*Uranus in your anus.

Social standards change over time. If you're offended by someone with a tattoo, then I hope you're appalled when you see a woman wearing pants.

It's a terrible, 5-year-old's joke. It's funny. But it has no substantial meaning, and I'm curious about how awkward the conversation is going to be when you try to explain what it means to you.
>I put it in girl's poopers.
>wanna fuck? ;)

Yeh but we've got at least another 20-30 years of employers who think tattoos on hands/face/neck are unprofessional. And a continual stream of dickheads who have them.

The majority of low life losers have tattoos, in the same sense that a majority of black people are thugs and criminals. One doesn't imply the other, however the mass amount of data makes it hard to believe otherwise .

>Implying tattoo's need to have "meaning".

A haircut doesn't need to have meaning, it's just something that you think looks good. If you're happy that it will however be permanent, then go get any tattoo that you like.

I'd be happy picking a haircut that I could never change. Just like I'd be fine getting a tattoo based on aesthetics.

astrophysics? No shit? That's pretty cool. I'm honestly more into gravitational astronomy. Uranus was discovered on the same day as my birthday by William Herschel.

congrats you got a tattoo for sex 1/50 girls might understand.

That's sick, and an easy as fuck explanation to the sensitive type. I'm sort of in gravitational astronomy haha. Currently researching the accretion properties of million solar mass black holes. Using one of NASA's x-ray telescopes.

As an employer I can attest that employers find tattoos on peoples hands offensive. Employers might not say it to your face, but you will lose opportunities because of your dumb assed decision to have tattoos visible on your hands.

Sure. I mean you could simply say 'It looks sick as fuck, right?' But people get tattoos for two reasons. To add lasting meaning to their selves or for aesthetics. You're going to get laughed at if you simply say you thought the uranus symbol looked cool. Symbols, by nature, have meaning. Put a swastika in the same spot and try to convince people it is just there to look cool.
And clearly the uranus tat has meaning. OP is rightfully socially embarrassed about what he thought was funny on a whim.

Don't need a job. I'm an entrepreneur and am currently worth 34 Mill. Jobs are no issue, which is why I got a hand Tat lol.

Sorry, not much but it is all I had in cash on me right now.

It doesn't need to have deep meaning, but the pure fact that it's amusing should be enough. Same with a guy mowing the lawn on pubes. It doesn't have to be a profound connection, and sometimes I hate those sort of people much more. My tattoos personally have a meaning though, I'm just playing the devils advocate.

Do you own your own company or are you a hiring supervisor? Because if you're simply in charge of hiring, then you're bringing your personal bias to the task. I hope we're not talking about service positions. Anyone with a respectable job will be hired on their merits. Not how they look. Do I have to post the neopolitian looking hipster who works for the CIA?

OP move to uruguay, perfect fit for u.

Shit mate, that's some serious cash. Was that from a single idea or a lifetime of making good choices? How did you start on that road, as studying physics is really not a financially rewarding or stable career. I can barely afford food this week haha.

kekekeke

Ur anus

Whoa, part of me wishes I would
Have gone into astronomy, but I went business instead. I will always have the utmost respect for you guys. Cheers man!

Are you an asstronaut?

Own, and one example of some pleb getting a job does in no way invalidate my statement.

You're gonna have a hard time when you get into the real world user. Good luck

Congrats on being able to save up 3 grand kek.

That's a lot of fake money!

Lol, not use to counting large sums of money huh? That's 13K I keep in my room just cause I can.

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Yes, that was one example. There are millions of people who aren't examples. Do you work in an office or studio of professionals? It's rare to see someone who doesn't have some form of alternate expression. The hipster was just a very extreme version of employers not caring about aesthetics.

If you ever want to learn, I'd be more than happy to accept some donations to help me finish my degree, and become your on-call science advisor haha.

But seriously, I did it for the passion of it. But the money always scares me. Business or finance would have been a smart move, but I don't think I could do that day in day out.

They say money doesn't make you happy. I say it fuckin helps haha

>Underrated comment

Top kek,
More like that is all the money you have in the world.

Plus could be visual illusion of about 7 100 dollar bills plus random paper.

I'm sorry that you don't believe me, user. At the end of the day, I know I can provide myself and my family with a great life. I truly hope you can say the same one day.

Top Kek

Literally no point in worrying about it. It won't affect you in any way if he's lying or not.

You believe him and you're wrong - Nothing happens
You don't believe him and you're right - Nothing happens
You don't believe him and you're wrong - Nothing happens
You believe him and you're right - You ended up chatting with a multi-millionaire for a bit.

I'd rather believe people, unless there was something to lose by doing so.

yeah business is a shit ton of stress and it doesn't always work out for everyone. I got lucky I'd say. Some people work their entire lives and take on the stress of owning their own business, and often it'll lead to debt or a hell of a stressful life for only a middle class lifestyle. It's too bad that that is the way the world works. More than anything, I wanted to be a combat medic. But I chose security over my passion for the girl I love. I'm planning on proposing soon.

This

>Not using the superior symbol for Uranus
>Round edges on the symbol
>Symbol is based on the letter H for Herschel
>This style is common in astrology

The fuck dude?

Sounds like you're doing alright man, good on you. I was planning on joining as an Airforce Pilot. Aced all the tests and interviews but got their offer withdrawn at the end because they missed a small flaw in my hearing test that they missed.

Hopefully after I get my doctorate I can make my way to NASA / ESA and end up as a scientist there and there's a minuscule chance that it could lead to applying as an astronaut. But it's still a possibility with my current career path, so that's what I can hold on to. Otherwise, the research alone is pretty fun.

I like the look of this version more as to no confuse it with some form of weird gender. Lol

>IMG_2014
ok

I don't think you understand how iPhone images work.

That's prettt incredible on its own, user! And to even be qualified as an airforce pilot is amazing. I got my pilots license when I was 17, but I have since stopped flying. I always felt at ease in the skies. You should be very proud of your accomplishments!

Ok then explain nigger

It's the 2014th photo in the camera's catalogue.

How's that iFag?

See

My mom's iphone doesn't do that dumass

This
It was a bummer to be turned away. And cheers for the vote of confidence haha. I'd just prefer to have a stable career rather than studying for another 2 years.

Aereo

Can confirm

>Mom's iPhone
Zozzle

That's stupid
You're stupid

I'm appalled when I see women wearing anything

Here is another if it makes you feel any better.

how the fuck u make so much cash

I'd have tattoo'd my dick tbh

Works better and wouldn't even have to explain it to most people

im a faggot