ITT: We try to type out the Navy Seal copypasta from memory. I'll start:

ITT: We try to type out the Navy Seal copypasta from memory. I'll start:

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I killed over 9000 dudes using gorilla warfare. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

notices your bulge owo what's this

Kiss me on the spider egg

i´ll fuck your dead kid!

how do i post

What' the fuck did you just say about me you son of basterd bich?

oh there he is again, that navy seal faggot. i can just imagine the outline of his harpoons behing sharpened by a navy foglamp. he's getting ready to post his favorite line to some newfag. he lets him have it then tells him 'it's all yours'.

/thread

you can't /thread your own post, faggot.

/thread

newfag detected.

/thread

OP here you are dumb, it's not his post it's mine. Go back to 9gag summerfag.

samefagging this hard.

newfag detected
/thread

looks like nobody likes you
kys?

That's when I saw it, it's skin glistening with seamen.
>A ten foot seal, I raped it.
/thread

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I killed over 9000 dudes, and I am trained in gorilla warfare. The whole arsenal of the US army is at my disposal, and my network of informants is tracking you down at this very moment. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know I have over 300 confirmed kills in Al-Qaeda and am fully trained in gorilla warfare. As we speak I'm talking to my team of international spies that are tracing your IP and I will rain shit on you so fucking hard you'll wish you never made that "snarky little comment." You're fucking dead kiddo.

actually pretty good

this looks about right. I'm only missing something similar to ".. the likes of which have never been seen before"

Christ OP, www.google.com:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>itt post your favourite versions of navy seal pasta


What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If yonly you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

ya blew it