How did Canada and USA turn out so well but Australia so shit?

How did Canada and USA turn out so well but Australia so shit?

australia is superior to both USA and Canada in literally everything.

This coming from Space Age Africa.

t. white man

In which aspects?

>he's a proud american
>country full of illegal immigrants
>racial tensions highest they've been in decades
>can't go see a movie or to church without worrying about being shot
>antifa and anarchists sperging out because some irrelevant fag does a lecture at a uni
>white nationalists and racists sperging out because of a tv show called "dear white people"
>no public health care
>shit food culture
>"b-but, Australia is the shitty one, n-not us!!"

Well...pic related

>>shit food culture
I was with you all the way up until this. Their food culture extends beyond pancake-wrapped sausages and if anything is better than ours.

literally english rejects

Australia > Canada > US (some states) == New Zealand > UK > other US states

American economy, infrastructure, and military>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Incorrect,
Australia > NZ > UK >Canada > US

excellent post

terrible post

the UK is basically third world at this point

They have superior humour, sports, history and similar culture to us than the North Americans.
>implying the US isn't

truthy

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Then, why do Americans not celebrate Easter?

Just two days ago there was a thread where americans were complaining about a fucking bay leaf in their food

i'm more talking about quality of life 2bh

in my profession i would earn the lowest while paying the most to survive if i lived in a relevant UK city

"Lets make everything fatty and sugary lmao"

fuck off health runt

Fuck off you fat cunt, you can eat fatty food without just making existing ones unnecessarily sweet and fat.

when the fuck did i say that's what i wanted

you're the sort of cunt that would endorse a sugar tax

This is what Ameritraks actually believe

Australia is a 1st world country.

I'm saying that's the majority of American "cuisine" you dopey cunt, just sugared up shit.

i'm not the original guy you replied to anyway but if there's one good thing the US has done it's been the exportation of maccas to australia 2bh

You didn't pay attention to a word I said did you?

This right here

UK goes at the bottom of every list. Fuck those autistic, moon-tanning cunts.