Evens fap to straight porn
Odds fap to gay porn
Joke's on you, I lost my penis in a terrible crab-fishing accident.
let's see if I can dodge this bullet
Does lesbian porn count as gay or straight?
did u take him 2 da bar??? XD
Already fapped but I'll do it again
Joke's on you. I like traps
this is a win/win
i get to fap either way
i dont know what to do now
most of the time 0 is considered evens :/
But if not then we don't get to fap Q.Q
>implying im not fapping right now
Rerolling for same reason
reroll
what were you jerking too before the rerolls :)
Ill just fap to a tranny either way. Win/win