Tfw Chad is chatting up the girl you like

>tfw Chad is chatting up the girl you like

>tfw you look at the cellphone of the girl you like and see she talks to a lot of guys and her conversations with you are really low on the list

I liked this movie but calling it "Cloverfield" was a cheap marketing ploy and it soured my enjoyment immensely.

>get those fucking tits out michelle, i wanna see em... i wanna... i wanna see what you got

What did he mean by this?

>tfw some nigga dissin ya sauce

>her conversations with you are really low on the list
normie problems

So not only are you having conversations with females, but you're allowed to be close enough to check her phone? And you're complaining?

I think this is the wrong board for you pal.

Nah he's just young. I used to be like that when I was young and horny. Before I realised that you'll be much happier off fapping to porn rather than chasing something that will eventually try to hurt you because that's what its subconsciously always programmed to do.

Seriously, women are a death scourge upon males. If I could make myself asexual, I would, I'd be so much happier.

>Sit on the toilet michelle. I need to watch you for security reasons.

he was hardly chad, he was like a tier above robot. Trashy but not autistic enough to be neet.

Fuck, you are absolutely right, user. I'm kinda sad now. She never really talks to me or send me messages unless I start the conversation, so... I guess you really are right. I'm rethinking my life now.

The problem not in her but in your emotional dependence you fool

>tfw you hear someone fucking upstairs and only you, DJ, and Becky are home

ok

I know, I just can't help. Do I really look that desperate?

>>>/reddit9k/

>tfw you go upstairs and they invite you to join in

Asexual here. Seeing what kind of stupid shit people do because of lust Im kinda glad. I got some other "conditions" aswell though, so I guess it evens out.

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t. Guy whose gf cheated on him with some Chad

Get over it bro. If you had been fucking her right she wouldn't have strayed and found a Thundercock that could please her like me.

I think you all just need to be yourself.

Damn if didn't feel Goodman in that scene. You just have helped a fucking guy and how is he repaying you? By trying to flirt with female in front of you.