Hello. Call me Alan. I am here to tell you all that we are NOT ALONE. Aliens outside of earth EXIST

Hello. Call me Alan. I am here to tell you all that we are NOT ALONE. Aliens outside of earth EXIST.
I used to work inside Area 51, so ask me anything.
>pic not related. Trump is just a puppet.

Bump. A Sup Forums liever.

You such a bad lair LOL. Nothing has been at area 51 for several years.

>Area 51
Top kek m80. Everyone knows that's not where they kept anything, it's just a test site.

>"Used" to.
Wouldnt say a liar. Who knows.

why still not solar

Everyone knows aliens exist. They just aren't here.

This is now an anime thread. CHEZAM!

Do aliens reproduce sexually like us?

Jeez, and this is why I never hear new discoveries on my T.V. Just more letters to pass -_-.

yur da puppet

Imperial Legion or Stormcloaks?

Yur now my pupper.

how did you get to and from the facility?

how many confirmed sentient species are there?

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Why aren't you in /x/ govfag?

By car. I show them my "card" and would be authorized access. I retired years ago.

Did we discover the aliens first or did they discover us?

>Alan
I don't trust it.

everybody knows they smoke morleys over on /x/

you did not work at area 51

>Call me Alan

ALieAN

Can't say an exact number. It's impossible since we discover new species everyday.

You buttfucks know that ALAN is a celebrity fucking with us right? His real name is PAUL.

you guys don't keep a list of things that get 'confirmed' or anything like that? just toss a bunch of papers in a big box every few weeks and call it good?

No because I just was the janitor. I just eavesdrop on things I heard throughout the years.

How old are you? Jus wonderin. Not tryna rape nobod.

did you ever have to clean up alien shit?

>ask me anything
>I just was the janitor

Pick one faggot

I am 51. Is there a problem? Yea I'm an oldfag.

Story?