What's your morning routine to start the day?

What's your morning routine to start the day?

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A toddler yells daddy until I wake up and then I make it either french toast or chicken nuggets and watch Jake and the Neverland Pirates all goddamn day.

I wake up, I drink a few glasses of cold stale black coffee, I smoke as many cigarettes as I can, I take a shower, I brush my teeth, I drink more cold stale black coffee, I smoke as many cigarettes as I can, I get dressed, I go to my job.

It sounds pretty sweet. But what constitutes as many cigarettes as you can? And why can't you keep smoking more after that?

I wake up, make some eggs, shower and brush my teeth, then smoke some weed and come crawling back onto here. It's a sad existence.

Usually five or six. Sometimes I can only smoke a couple depending on how easily I was able to wake up. Waking up is the hardest thing I do all day.

>waking up from dreams heaven because alarm has been ringing for 45 minutes
>check time, only have 5-10 minutes before leaving or else I'll be late
>wonder if life really is worth living, then wonder if I should pretend I'm sick or if I should go to work
>remember I have to wait a few weeks before pretending again or else they'll notice
>dress up
>drink glass of fruit juice
>wash teeth while peeing/pooping
>I usually bring my dogs to the office () with me so get the dog ready
>roll a cig and leave with red tired eyes and the feeling I'm still in a dream

It's been two days since I woke up. I'd relish it at this point no matter how shitty it'll be.

>wake up 90 minutes before work
>beat off
>stretch
>drink a bunch of water
>wash face and hair
>smoke a little
>jam out for 30 minutes
>clif bar
>drive to work

take a piss. shower. grab keys and go

>wake up an hour before the alarmclock goes off
>turn off alarmclock decide to stay in bed 5 more minutes
>fall asleep like the tard that I am
>wake up 10 minutes before I need to leave home
Fuck me

reset my alarm clock for 30 minutes later. get up and drink coffee while browsing Sup Forums.

I wake up the same way, "dad, we're hungry make food." I always make my cup of Joe before I make my kids food, cause those lil shits can wait.

>wake up early 11.45 am
>breakfast
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>snack
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>lunch
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>dinner
>snack
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>snack
>snack
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>wash
>bed at 11.00 am next day

I'm not saying you're young, 'cause you might not be. I just don't know if I grew up and changed as a person or if this place just isn't as interesting as it used to be. But I can't spend a ton of time here anymore.

Light up a Jay and loud music to wake me down

>Wake up up to alarm 45 min before work
>hit snooze
>Poor cup of coffee
>put cup of coffee in freezer cuz it's too hot for my sensitive mouth
>lay in bed for 10 minutes until alarm goes off again
>drink cup of coffee and eat protein bar
>take my vitamins and herbs
>get dressed
>brush teeth, brush hair, put contacts in
>tell cat to be a good puss.
>leave for work.

My daughter has been doing this up at the ass crack of dawn thing lately and it's killing me.

Agree, I used to have to force myself off of Sup Forums every night, now I can't even browse for 30 minutes without losing interest.

>take piss
>fuck gf
>shower with gf
>dress
>om nom nom
>make america great again

Wake up
Play Final Fantasy Record Keeper for a bit
Have a cup of coffee
Go to work

>wake up whenever
>do whatever
>end up going to bed whenever

Life became so mundane after winning the lottery. More cash that I know what to do with now. It sucks

Same here, my son thinks when the sun is up he should be up. No matter how late he went to bed. I'm buying blacked out curtains for his bedroom window, can't wait to sleep in.

There's too much Sup Forums sentiment soaked into Sup Forums these days.

I don't get off work until midnight and the little bastard waits for me every night. And then gets up with the sun. I'm not sure she's human.

every threads either a loli/pedo thread, faces of Sup Forums bullshit or gay trap threads. 1 in every 10 threads is good. at best

You actually used to be able to have normal conversations like this in most threads. Now it's mostly "ur a cuck"

>wake up
>take shots of vodka
>get blowjob
>watch Netflix
>beg gf to buy more vodka
>"apply for jobs""
>drink more vodka
>go to store with gf
>cook god for her grandma
>blackout
>become asshole
>shitpost
>repeat

Wake up
Make coffee
Have ciggarette
Take 20mg oxycodone
Take 5mg valium
Take shit
Eat breakfast
(Insert generic daily tasks here)

My days'd be more tolerable with just the valium.

>wake up
>check instagram to procrastinate getting out of bed
>get up and take a shower
>get dressed
>eat oatmeal
>throw some wax in my hair and brush my teeth
>rush to work
>tell myself that i should start getting up 10 minutes earlier

>Wake up
>tap on girlfirends shoulder
>she nods her head, slide her pjs shorts and panties to the side
>fuck her prone for 10 minutes while she's still sleeping
>cum
>go to kitchen
>grab power bar
>Shower and brush teeth, put on clothes
>feed red ackie
>still got 10 minutes before I have to leave
>shitpost on Sup Forums

>have mother wake me up
>wake up 10 minutes later
>go in shower 90% asleep
>almost fall asleep in shower but then wake up
>go to work

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