Can we have a retarded character names thread?

Can we have a retarded character names thread?

>Rafe McCawley

john connor

>William Wilson

Bruce Wayne

Sleazebagano
Snoke

Really most names in SW

The Faculty- Zeke Tyler

Nate Higgers from SharkBoy and Lavagirl

Antigone Bezzerides

Mace Window

>Zeke

I remember watching that movie with my childhood best friend, every time we played pretend, I always wanted to be Zeke. I hate myself

I wanted to be named Skylar

>Skylar and Zeke

That tasted bad when it came out of my mouth. We deserve death

The king of all bullshit names in movies was penned by the man himself. fa/tv/irgins everywhere I give you, Cipher Fucking Rage.

I can't belive no one talks about this
Kek

Bobby Axelrod

from the TV show Billions

>Cypher Raige
Yep, you win.

Rustin Cohle

John Matrix

Liv Moore - character is a zombie.

heres the best one.

jack reacher

figure

>Bezzerides

What is that? Arabic?

Pontic Greek

Dickon Manwoody

Ferris Bueller

...

which name is the problem here

oh 'retarded' names.. I didnt read right, those names are both awesome