You go for a jog in the woods. See this. What do?

You go for a jog in the woods. See this. What do?

see if she jogs too

360 degrees and walk away

Ask her if she is going to saw that log down with her g-string

Tell her to stop blocking the way

Maybe you mean 720

Run like sonic to impress her

Let her piss in my mouth

No, 1080.

this the same girl that was posted here a while ago? looks like same swimsuit

stretch with her so and ask why shes wearing a swim suit

Get a chainsaw

Wonder why she chose such impractical shoes to go hiking and ask her what the fuck she's doing

Check my map, I must be jogging in circles.

Contemplate rape,
then FML, because cell phone is constantly pinging google where I am at all times, even when not in cell range, and it's one supenoa away from google giving it to the police

Fuck her

>cell phone is constantly pinging google where I am at all times
only plebs carry phones at all times

what are you a doctor on call or something ffs

>Contemplate rape
what the fuck? just ask if she wants to fuck because sometimes they want to about as much as you do.

Post??

>implying she wouldn't love every second of it and use it as her victim complex by posting about her rape everywhere

what kind of swimsuit is that and where can i buy one?

WTF AM I DOING JOGGING. This isnt real, i must be a dreaming, pinch myself. wake up, get dressed, drag myself along the path of my miserable life.

I hate when you have realistic feeling dreams where a girl likes you and then you wake up.

Don't say a word.
Mirror her pose exactly.
Don't break eye contact.
Wait her out.

ya that never happens to me because all the girls that like me, are actually real.

honestly speaking i would just move along.

Just because you put, a verbal pause, in your statement, doesn't mean, you put a fucking comma, you austist.

I heard women like men who aren't retarded.

If you aren't going 2160p in 2016 then you are a tremendous faggot.

Wake up

basically, a 12 year old gay faggot posts a random porn pic asking for advice about how should he masterbate his tiny flaccid saggy penis

If you're going 2016 in 2160, you're a nigger.

0 results on reverse,

please help, I WANT THAT SWIMSUIT

so once you feel lonely and hated you turn into a grammar nazi.
Good to know.

I turn one complete circle and walk away

keep running

And tell her to stand normal and not like a whore.

wtf user this swimsuit is for girls

kek

>go for a jog in the woods
>cardio kills your gains
>stop gayass cardio
>workout real muscles and obtain better looking bitches

am girl kek

Ayyy bby lemme stretch u out

Wonder how I got that new leg

timestamp or gtfo

Post tits with times stamp for reasons

See right there, pal.

>Once you feel lonely and hated
>,
>you turn into a grammar nazi.

Also, I am not just saw you go all 'imma sik badass on 4chun' on user, and noticed you probably should try not to look like a jaggoff while doing it.

try to run away, get raped anyway, then start posting pictures of u and other victims holding paper signs about masculism, because you cant deal with this female chauvinist world anymore.

Phone Clinton foundation, ask if legal to talk to her without being arrested...then ask her kindly to shit on my chest as I sing "Away in a manger"

50% of the posters here would ask what she thought about BBC. The other 50% would turn her down because she doesn't have a dick

lost!.......truth hurts.....

get me link for that one piece and i will

why does my penis burn when I urinate?
I'm a girl btw

Get the acetone to un-superglue her shoe from the log.

You first and I'll send you the link. It's $35.80 without shipping btw.

no deal faker

not how it works
>welcome to 4chins new friend

One more time ...

TITS OR GTFO

See if i can remove the obstructing tree from the walkway

sweep her standing leg as hard as possible

Politely say "excuse me" and jog by.

But if you go 2160p in 2016 then you're still going in the same direction

The only faker here is you. Now GTFO.

Sissy boy emulating his mother from basement bathroom

not if you do it twice

Fucking Pleb kys

>showing her where to get it without tits
>ishygddt