Fuel light on, down to literally NO BARS of fuel

Fuel light on, down to literally NO BARS of fuel

Brisbane, Australia, can someone come and shout me some fuel? I'll suck your cock, legit, wont swallow though not a fag.

where abouts bro I'm in fortitude valley, neet with nothing to do. dw about the bj though

Send me your boobs or your pussy and your location and im coming to save you.

Juers St, Kingston near the church.

Post your boobs here and im on my way it's 15-20 mins from where i am

I'm a bloke

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Do these anons not realize op is a man?

gimme up to an hour, driving a blue vx commo. post a pic next to your car, blur your face and plate so I have some sort of evidence for friends if I disappear

also if you've got 5 bucks for the fuel that would be great but dw if you haven't

Will you show me your willy?

no fucking way mate your like down the road from me upload a dic pic ill come fill ya car up

This motherfucker get saved yet?

poor ausfag can't even afford a manual transmission

just filled up the jerry can, heading there now.

I never once even considered it was a chick.

You sick sons of bitches giving me faith in b and shit. Fuck all of you.

post a pic of you two when the deal is done!

>tfw this is the most interesting thing going on right now.

HERE'S YOUR FUEL

p-post pics of bj

neet bro here, live in NSW, Newcastle, good surf today, pretty stoned atm, just fucking with you.

could you keep us updated on how you are getting home?

thanks for the shout mate

Circumcised?

aardvark

Show it.

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Bro I'm not down with the dick... I just want to make sure that poor fucker gets some gas. Matter of fact I don't even know what this neet shit even means. But you fellows do you.

whats going on here?

ʘ_ʘ

what did he mean by this?

Just keep driving, it's gasoline so you can run it dry

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Neet means "not in education, employment or training"
So pretty much 3 quarters of Sup Forums.

any results?