What are you?

What are you?

What if i tell you Sup Forums i knew about Sup Forums but i just came here like 3 days ago straight into random section and now im here stuck with furrys, fluffs, nudes and cancer but sometimes i find real gems

Sup Forums was never good

newfag (early 2009 here)

tho i just lurked for first few years.

By calling yourself a newfag you're literally cancer.

desudesudesu

Was here by the ends of 2006.

I do not consider myself an oldfag nor a newfag.
Just a sad man who has wasted a little bit more time than others in this shity page. I pity those who have been here longer.

I believe I fall into 04 oldfag

I remember I got my stomach turned by this video of some jap lady shitting and pissing into a funnel that went directly to some dudes mouth lmao

2004 oldfag

same as this guy

here's the most recent timeline. needs to be updated.

fuck you, I don't particulary care and I just read that description from that fucking chart.

Still it's better than 2014/2015 summer shit calling themselves oldfags.

2012 cancer here.
Also, literally anyone feeling the need to flaunt how they're supposedly an original/old/newfag are lying. They've left long ago, and they certainly don't browse Sup Forums anymore if they're still here.

so fucking glad im not fucking cancer fuck

tfw 2009 oldfag

So close to quads, fuck.

Sadly, sometimes they do. Being on Sup Forums for 10 and more years is worst thing you can do to your life.

I'm either a late oldfag or early new fag, I can't really remember.

Shitposting since 2006, guess I'm an oldfag.

09fag reporting

2010, but i stopped going on here in 2012. Psychopaths and porn don't really interest me.

if you knew the rules you'd know that you're still new

>stopped going on here in 2012
>posts in 2016
yeah, sure.

you're here forever.

2015 oldfag here

2004/05 not sure, it was whenever the lolicon board was still around

Does this work?

2001 cancer here

shit, forgot to change year
brb

started lurking in 06
Sup Forums has never been good

no, you retard, 2013 and 2014 happened only once.

Nice try though

maybe if you fix the years ya shitcunt

there
fuck

I was here 2010-2013 then got a life. I don't have a life anymore, though. So I've been back for about 3 months

reddit should include 2015 with facebook at 2016

good enough, saved

nah, the FB tier cancer has been around for these last two years

Came here from Totse. Saw the Ides of March raids, Deviantart raids, Myspace & Geocities raids, helped make the Jenkem troll a reality.

The internet was glorious in those days, Sup Forumsoys. Glorious.

I'm GAY.

Terminal brain cancer

Genuine oldfag here. We're still here but only browse Sup Forums once or twice per day. Old habits die hard.

this is in no way a regular thing. I try to avoid Sup Forums, usually.

Newfag, originally started browsing in 2008 after attending the project Chanology raids in my city (Orlando) and trolling some shitlord scientologists

2013 Reddit Cancer

2005. Fucking draino cocktails and moot shitposting. You dun goofed blah blah blah why am I still here

2016 should be the election

2015 here

Came here in 2011 when shit really started falling to bits and got overly chaotic
I do recall a friend of mine showing me this place back in 06 or 07 though I never really bothered to look into it
Sup Forums hasn't really had a negative impact on my life like some claim. If anything it's given life more meaning.

Mfw I saw moot come into a camwhore thread and demand she sharpie the pooper.
And she did. And much more.
There was great revelry across Sup Forums that night. Even /soc/ got in on the shit.

Now moot is a cuck'd pice of shit. Sigh.

2016. Fight me.

You're here everyday. Old habits never die for old faggots.

Jessi Slaughter was 2009 or 2010, but damn those were the days.

I'm an oldfag been browsing random for about 3 months now and I have the dankest memes
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>newfags can't triforce

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>oldfags won't
kek.jpeg

/soc/ was added sometime after 2010

stop lying

I didn't say I'm not on everyday, did I?

I don't get how you all expect everyone who comes here to 'lurk moar' for ten years.

Early 07

none, I prefer reddit
I only came to steal memes

why would I? Escape while you still can. If you still can.

You realize he still posted up until about 2014, right...?
He let Sigorney do most of his cuck work though, that fucking prick.

looks like i am cancer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

kekekekekekekekekekekek

Yeahhhh man I remember that. Sharpie central. They were weird days. In my 11 years of Sup Forums I've been exposed to so much my head is completely off its natural course. The cancer. Oh the fucking cancer. Here's to another 11 years aaaaaaahahah see you on 8ch in 6 months

cancer is i

my b then, thought you were referring to the 2005 moot shitposting comment

remember when Sup Forums was fucking filled with meetup threads? and then the bronies took over and it was nothing but MLP threads

I remember /soc/, Sup Forums and /mlp/ being added to get that shit off of Sup Forums. funny times.

It's all one big cancerous blur, friend. Hold on when was old Amanda "titties unblock drains" Todd fiasco?

Now now no need to defend yourself. Let's all join in on the rowdy hoopla. Weyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyym8

early 2005 old fag
habbo raids and rollercoaster tycoon

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yeah, moot, that wonderful bastard.

still mourn the day he sold us.

Rub a dub dubs. This. Taking a break from Sup Forums for like 20 minutes was so fucking necessary. It got to the point where I'd see a rainbow dick pixie flying fucking my little wank stain thread and my fist would smash the keyboard.

Original. Back then I was just here for anime. 12 years later now I'm into trap boipussy cuck daddy porn. Help me

Why don't you plan ahead and add 2017&2018?

there is no escape now. resistance is futile.

also, checked

I stopped around trap boipussy
didn't quite get to the cuck stage
daddy was never attained.

Tips for progressing?

Newfag here. I started coming around in high school about 2008-2012. Then I left for a good while. But came back in 2015.

Japgross. God I haven't seen that shit in ages. Oldfaggot from 04 as well. Shock sites were really popular back then.

2004

Cancer reporting in

Most of the oldfags/originalfags are likely long gone. I came in 2009, at the start of the decline. Now this place is nothing but furries and trannies.

Oldfa/Newfag border. I had a very swift descent from Newgrounds to ED to Sup Forums when I was 12 or 13. It was late 2006/early 2007 when I started browsing this shithole

>2016
>being the cancer is not the worst thing that you can identify with.

we've sure come a long way

Imagine how pathetic their lives must... 10 years of Sup Forums

pre-millennium oldfags represent
we should be ashamed of ourselves

We're probably going to stick around for way longer than 10 years, user. We're not any better, plus, it wasn't filled with unbearable FB-tier normie faggots back then.

2011 cancer here

I like this one!

I miss the old Sup Forums

Buckle up le grandpa

I'm 29 years old I should fap to normal things like hentai
As always, lurk moar

I'm not that old... yet. And I still fap to hentai and/or /hc/, /gif/, /d/, /aco/ (my new board) etc.I try to avoid trap threads, because I know there is no going back.

not totally true...been here since 06. still here every day.

how fucking sad lol

Faped to traps, went back to hentai

I tried fapping to traps once. I don't care for it. I try not to knock it till I try it though. I also dont care for hentai. Never did it for me.

2004

Latter Day Oldfag here.

Even after ten years, I still cannot escape this shit hole.

Why do oldfags act like it's some sort of achievement to be here longer than anyone else? Congratulations, you want a prize for being a no life faggot before the rest of us?

09

ahaha try harder faggot lulz

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2006, used to be great days with habbo raids like every week. Never forget 12/07/06

'11 Cancer suprème, reporting in.