ITT: Stupid shit you think only you do. I'll start.
I pretend to be a samurai when I kill flies in my home. I stalk around with the fly swatter and shout crazy Japanese sounding words. If I hit the fly first try, I get a point. 3 points and I level up and masturbate as a reward. If I miss. I swat myself in the face as a form of honor suicide. (I get three lives)
Laughed/10 You might be alone on this one, Yojimbo.
Eli Hill
When I scratch my balls/ass I sniff my fingers.
Mason Perry
there is nothing
you are not special
James Green
everyone does this
Gabriel Gonzalez
si
Anthony Price
I stare intently into my bathroom mirror naked for around 10 minutes before I shower.
Thomas Nelson
I move all the furniture in my room about twice a day
Zachary Price
I do it with my balls. Smellsgoodman.
Jace Wright
Why? To keep the demons at bay?
Nathan Brooks
Dude, same.
Jeremiah Lee
I just have to
Adam Miller
>Being comfortable looking into the mirror for that long. Get out.
Chase Martinez
I think you have something wrong with you.
Christopher Clark
Mein Neger. Also checked
Lucas Bell
I rap about what I'm doing.
Wyatt Hughes
Im comfortable with my mediocre face and body. Its social issues which hinder me.
Jaxson Harris
yeah sure you do that
Joseph Edwards
I'll file this under "Stupid shit I might try next time I'm bored."
Gabriel Bailey
Sometimes I act like an SS officer when I'm bored. I will go up to my cats and interrogate them about being jewish. When I play a game, I'll kill people that I think are jews.
Henry Myers
I will act as if I'm a ninja and try to be as stealthy as possible. I do not have a points system though and if I feel like whacking it I'll just do it. Don't need to redeem points to do as I please. >Good boy points
Mason Davis
i live with my sister and when she sleeps (she sleeps with no bra and just panties) i sneak in the living room and fap over her and when i get ready to cum i pull back her panties and cum on her pussy feels good
Asher Miller
I'm comfortable with myself, other people aren't
Elijah Martinez
He's trying to tell us he's a slave in an interior design school
Gavin Price
I quote stuff from people in the internet like th Angry Video Game Nerd while i´m bored
Henry Morgan
I talk to myself in various languages and answer my own questions. I should seek help.
Wyatt King
When i play dota2 and I pick Centaur, as I'm running to rune spot I make horse sounds and scream "Giddyup Big Boy". My wife hates that I do this, but I find myself giggling every time.
Cameron Lee
I walk naked around my room with a book and pretend I am an ancient philospher or emperor. All this while I speak all my speeches about history or imaginay military campaigns. Also, I go with a ruler to pretend to have a sword.
Connor Jones
I'll take shit that never happened for 2000, Alex.
Kevin Howard
>Plays DOTA 2 >Picks Centaur Warrunner
Bentley Hughes
Did anyone else get on all fours and run around the house pretending to be an animal as a kid
Alexander Torres
When I shit, I squat on the toilet seat instead of sitting. (feet on toilet seat)
I don't change my underwear for long periods of time.
I wear the same pair of pants everyday and don't wash them for weeks on end.
While laying on my side, I place my hand between my ass cheeks and keep it their until I move then i SMELL IT! (YUM-O)
Nathaniel Richardson
When I am alone I pretend to be some anime character and fight (flail arms and legs) invisible enemies. I'm 27... I should grow the fuck up but the urge to do a kamehameha or a gum gum pistol is to great.
Dylan Sanchez
Try to throw tweezers like a knife. I haven't gotten them to stick yet. I do this after doing my hobby of watch repair
John Morales
Op here.
I'm very serious about this. Here's my shrine for when I'm not active
Matthew Morales
>When I shit, I squat on the toilet seat instead of sitting. (feet on toilet seat) this kills the seat
Ryan Baker
At least you doin shit rite op.
It would be cool if it wasn't, you know...
Jayden Moore
Get checked for autism
Isaac Morales
Respect that you went all out.
Ian Robinson
Op here. Sometimes when I've thinned their ranks too low. I bait them by shitting on a plate and setting it by the back door while keeping the front door open (to let them in)
What lvl are you right now? is there prestige lvl?
Lincoln Phillips
Jesus christ...
Grayson Garcia
Include me in the screen cap!
Jack Bailey
I'm currently level 7.
(The game resets at the beginning of each month)
Anthony Ortiz
Daydream about suicide bombing Tory Party conferences, murdering politicians and billionaires.
Kevin Roberts
I'm not going to lie, today has been a really good day on Sup Forums. Am I the only one?
Hudson Nelson
>I'm very serious about this. >Here's my shrine for when I'm not active
This is great.
Jayden Richardson
>when I wake up real early sometimes when I read a word from anything >I say it in my head a few times then I spell it out a few times >its always a random word
Luis Miller
Fuck off Labour faggot.
Hudson Perry
Labour can fuck off as well you Daily Mail reading cretin.
Robert Sanders
...
Isaiah Thomas
browse the chon'
Leo Walker
When I cuddle with my bodypillow I'm not pretending it's my gf, I'm pretending it's my daughter.
Bentley Hughes
God damn it OP you're killing me kek
Kayden Ward
>2016 >Still reading newspapers Sorry you're a lazy fuck and was brainwashed to hate Thatcher. Go do some more drugs and solve all the world's problems chatting to your retard mates.
Evan Wilson
i work at a kebab place. inb4 sandnigger, am white male. each guest i pretend to do different accents because im bored. (gay, russian, british, german did kermit once but customers noticed)
Justin Miller
I enjoy popping zits. Not in a sexual way, but its satisfying.
Landon Garcia
Would love to see this kek
Liam Nguyen
>I quote Billy Joel lyrics at least once a week. >my go to Is "you may be right I may be crazy but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for"
Isaiah Myers
Dude. You don't realise how much of a winrr you are
Christopher Cook
Fuck the conservatives... bomb the mosques.
Liam Campbell
Hahahaha dude you fucking rock.
Landon Jones
haha, made me kek
Connor Ross
Thats a fake shit you faggot.
Isaiah Morales
Double Barrelled Surname detected
Hudson Thompson
>acting intellectually superior >reads brietbart and considers it accurate
Brainwashed by whom? The right-wing high school cretins who know absolutely jack shit about the world ruin this website.
Dominic Price
sandnigger
Matthew Jones
I make the car noise when I'm driving, every time with no radio. All the way home all the way to work.
>skkkrrrrrrrr
Zachary Moore
That is not a fake shit. I take my art very seriously.
Carson Russell
You're a weird guy OP.
Daniel Adams
Its a fake plastic dog shit you faggot.
Prove me otherwise.
James Miller
Good job op. Own that shit.
Ian Harris
I something like that, when I stop in my car I make air brake and jake brake noises Shhhhhhhh phfffff brbrbbrbrbrbr
Gabriel Diaz
I keep a cup on the tank lid of the toilet. When I have to pee, I pee into the cup, smell it for 45 seconds, then pour it into the toilet. If I dont do this I think something bad is going to happen to my rats.
Samuel Turner
Pajeet detected
Anthony Wilson
I pretend I have a talk show or podcast and talk about tech stuff in segments, I do this whenever I'm taking a shit and I'm alone at home, I start with a "welcome to the toilet podcast". When I shit it takes me about half an hour hence I can do things like that, and yes I'm very lonely.
Owen Young
Nah, I am white middle class.
Jacob Smith
OP I have to find reasons to keep coming back here and dude you just gave me enough Sup Forums credit to waste the next couple days here without worry or thought
Brody Sullivan
I actually do that. I call my show "Shittin' with Shaun"
Oliver Perez
Silly street shitter living in America doesn't make you white. Don't you have a customer service call to take?
Hunter Powell
This except for the leveling up and jacking off part what the fuck OP
Lucas Allen
I keep scorecards, (like at the olympics) for rating my shit when I'm done. I always take a toilet selfie holding up he winning card.
I have a shit journal
Luis Morales
When taking a huge shit i take off my shirt
Cameron Nguyen
My sides have exited the solar system
Owen Jones
I play songs off my phone while I shower and sing along with them pretending I'm performing in concert. Afterwards I usually take a shit and talk about the meanings of the songs like I'm on a talk show.
Caleb Hernandez
I open a textbox in my phone, use a random Skype for my first word then make a random sentence from suggested words.
I have bonsai older than the other side of the United Kingdom.
Tyler Wilson
I sometimes powershit too i wash my pants just once a year
Grayson Johnson
I do the same, can't shit with a shirt on.
Adam Anderson
you must be 7k mmr
Leo Powell
Nice bro
Landon Cook
Holy fucking shit.
I'm dying. 10/10
Owen Johnson
We are shit bros
Jackson Hill
Fucking kek.
Please stream one for us
Luke Brooks
me too
Jackson Torres
You have to show us.
Jaxson Nguyen
I take two Oreo cookies and carefully scrape the cream out then sandwich the black cookie between two creme... Like a reverse Oreo.
Then before I take a bite I say "are you ready michelle?"
I pretend like I'm in a threesome with Michelle Obama and Barack is watching.