Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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>Das ist sehr richtig, aber bevor ich auf den Punkt kommen kann, muss ich wissen, wie viele Scheiben Käse du im Kühlschrank hast.
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Ich habe mir jetzt deinen wahrscheinlichen MLP-Fanartikelbesitz notiert.
Du stehst jetzt hinter Kirino auf meiner Liste.
OI WANKA
DID A DINGO STEAL MY (YOU)?
>I have the weirdest pocky
Claim
You must really enjoy it then
Also i'm not sachi
Ohaio
Shiro claimed.
Jaja, du hast natürlich recht, Wurst ist besser.
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>Also i'm not sachi
That does sound like something a sachi would say.
Proof that you are the real deal by rolling trips.
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I can't get trips
pantsu
>Jaja, du hast natürlich recht, Wurst ist besser.
Das hat sogar nen guten Grund. Irgendein Hurensohn klaut hier immer Essen. Normalerweise nur Pzza aber das letzte mal hat der mir ernsthaft einfach ne Packing Scheibenkäse abgezogen.
Seitdem kaufe ich keinen mehr. Das war mir einfach zu absurd.
Seriously? Whoreo?
I must depart.
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Ich spreche kein Deutsch :(
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>le edgy black design
I saw trough your disguise from the very beginning.
>glorious check
All you want!
Mach wieder eine Packung rein, aber reib die oberste Scheibe mit deinem Sperma ein. Nicht zu dick, er soll es nicht gleich merken.
Wohnst du in einer WG oder war das bei der Arbeit?
I must deport.
I think he meant me, but he's bad at reading numbers. Don't be hard on him, that's my job.
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I enjoyed that release more than their first one, that track and "Doing things that artists do" are my favourites from it.
It's hard to remember about everything when there's so much you want to listen to, then there's the fact that the more albums you listen the more albums you want to relisten.
I'm guilty of never listening to anything by Curve before even tough they are in tons and tons of shoegaze charts, I just dismissed them for later for some reason over everything else.
I love the way that bass flows.
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This is still my 2016 AOTY.
>The pantsu is pure and just. There is nothing immoral about it.
Words of wisdom.
I return from the dead, Yuno's still mine
Hey shrio sorry for leaving so suddenly but I am horrible at multitasking and I started a game
Hey Alice
What disguise? I'm not sachi -_-
Sachii are you ok?
You've been doing this for hours now, I'm getting worried.
>haha, de hats natural lick rekt sausage is better
dis hat sugar nein guted grind. Irgendein herunsohn klaus hear inner essel. Normal nur pizza abril dis lettuce nad hats hur dur murr minecraft finefact nu packing chebenkase abgesslgen
Sodom cough is klein murr. Dis war murr einfart su absurd
>shrio
Shiro
Says the tramp
hug me yuno
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Hallo Yuno, hoe gaat het met je?
How come the Tohsaka shitposter still didn't learn to punctuate correctly.
Don't worry about it, ynuo.
Then why the singles?
What drugs are you on? Also do you share?
I beg to differ
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If I acknowledge your existence will you not spam an entire thread?
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Is dit google vertalen of heb je je innerlijke Nederlander naar boven gehaald?
Kek I deserve that one.
I forgot, did you get pokemon today or not?
Since when aren't you posting Chelsea?
Because i can never get trips. How else can i prove it to you?
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Korbocaust
I don't know what legacy Captcha is
Who cares tbh, it sounds good
I learned a few sentences, like that. I figured out most of this but googled it anyway :(
I think I'm too autistic at this point to learn a new one
idk how that happened tbh
i don't really want to translate it tho
>aber reib die oberste Scheibe mit deinem Sperma ein
du hast immer die besten Ideen
>Wohnst du in einer WG oder war das bei der Arbeit?
Jo WG kann man es nennen
>Don't be hard on him, that's my job.
Kannst du aufhören mich so von der Seite an zu schwuchteln?
Und, sofern dein MLP-Plush nicht nur ein Listiger Trick war, warst du auch nicht so anstrengend die letzten Tage.
Cirno claimu
Also, just completed
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Is that suppose to be 4kid's name for Yuno?
well OP did say husbando, guang hong ji
Something about pizza and cheese is all I got out of it
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Mach 5 speed wiener kelvin kleins packing rain after red dies over shibe inu mitt Romney denim sperm in. Night yu dick, errr soul es night gleight murking
Wont you in wiener wg odor war dis bae durr Albert
>4kids
Aw the memories
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カラミチーマス
>pizza
no
someone steals my cheese out of the fridge
and it's pathetic
that's the gist of it
Double forget. I'm fucking blazing it today
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yes bb
Fucking cock suckers. I hate when people steal my shit out of a shared fridge
Ah that's too bad, I can learn you some more useful onces if you're interested
Also I don't think autism has anything to with that
You tell me
Or have you gone complete psycho and have two personalities?
Cute gif you have there
I'm speaking Germain
I thought Tohsaka switched to Saber?
>That one time they made sonic and others sing the national anthem
Chinkie letters
What am I, Mr Hyde?
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Ideally, I would like to take a course, but that probably won't happen
I think it could. Would depend on how severe it is
I love HMV, I'd never leave if there was a okYuu there
Looks like it, since now I am intersting enough for a (you)
What is stopping you?
Can it be more severe than claiming 2D girls and talking to other anons who do the same?
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This thread is much like an HMV.
You'll never leave.
Alick
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hey virgos i bet u dont ebin red 2000 a day in ur new Lamborghini
No money, nowhere to do it, no motivation and no transportation
I have that autism in my free time. It's worse when I try to do math
Oi, that's eilcA to you
How was everyone's day?
Bad
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I'm talking about you, not Saber user.
Your uni doesn't teach it? Perhaps it is more of a hobby for you later in life, when you are smoking your pipe in front of your fireplace
We all get autism from math
Why is that?
Is there anything I can do to make it better?
I'm Ryuko though.
Why do you think I'm this Tohsaka user?
Queen wonder
good
Great
Claiming Prinz
I did not, because the jews delay the release as revenge. But it's okay, I will get it tomorrow.
Post timestamped pics of your dick. I would recognize Sachi's everywhere.
>beste Ideen
Ich glaube das würde wirklich funktionieren. Mach das über Wochen und Monate mit allen möglichen Köstlichkeiten, die du unbewacht im Kühlschrank stehen lässt, und dann stell eines Tages einen Laptop in die Küche und lass ein Video in Schleife laufen, wie du gerade in den Joghurt spritzt.
Ich garantiere für den Erfolg!
>WG
Hmm, hast du einen im Verdacht?
>anzuschwuchteln
Zier dich nicht, ich weiß doch worauf du stehst ;^).
Ja, ja das stimmt.
>cock suckers
Soon enough. That was the gist of my reply.
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Have another (you) then
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If I tell you why you will learn to avoid it, just like the punctuation that you finally managed to do correctly.
lettuce
The school I go to is funded by the gov. They don't do language courses, only stuff people are going to be able to get a job coming out of and pay in taxes
It would be nice to learn another couple later in life, but that's something I need to have turn out good for me
I hit it hard. Harder than Chris Brown hit Rihanna
How are you doing today?
Everyday is bad and no
I don't have a camera but i can post my waifu folder
>I don't have a camera
That stopped being a valid excuse after they started putting cameras into phones.
Cutest ship
Jew~
Cold and hungry, but pretty great.
How wonderful are you?
I'm not Tohsaka though...
I don't have a phone
At least be creative, faggitz...
Sure.
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I'm the Tohsaka Rin poster, Miku
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