What should I name this piece?

What should I name this piece?

Squigward

I want something over-the-top badass

Degenerate stick
Kek wills it.

Octopus

The pie eyed piper

Poseidon's Cock

Shit these are getting good

Octopussy
Octosmoker
Octoplug
Mr. octo

Dildopuss.

Fuck-a-tronic express

Cocktopussy

Jim

Who cares? SMOKE IT ALREADY!!

I dont want it name anything with a didldo or cock. I dont want to put that up to my face.

Career and adulthood repellant

Cthulhu´s dick

...

Little' Blue Kracken?

Here's how it would go down, "yo pass me Possiden's cock" or "pass me cthulhu's dick." it just sounds wrong

Neptune's schlong-bong

>Crap

If only it were a bong...

Only 14 year olds name their pipes just fucking call it a bowl like you're not a fucking juvenile

No. It needs a name

VortexPuss

Had one of those bongs while in college, this is accurate

grab it by the octopussy

OCTOPUFFY


Dubs get

Name it shut the fuck up and smoke your weed. Nobody cares or thinks you are cool.

Call it...
Octo-Prostater

jesus take the wheel