goes to kitchen

> goes to kitchen
> sees this
what do?

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the same

>hold my beer

show her where the sammich stuff is and put her to work :)

I would applaud her skill and then tell her to get the fuck out of my kitchen.

"Get the fuck out of my kitchen"

*FAPS*

Wonder why there is carpet in my kitchen.
Then do the same moves to assert my dominance

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Were the hell has my sink gone?

tell her to stop doing stupid shit in my kitchen, she is gonna break something

Tell Satan to gtfo

Bizarre, subhuman behavior. Throw her a fish.

lost my virginity at 21 to a girl just like that. She kinda rapped me.

Then you would just face the same way you autistic fuck!

Call the police your kitchen is empty

bur

Try to figure out why the fuck there's a random gymnast in my kitchen.

being this new.....

you asked for it you filthy bastard!

wtf happened to her legs at the 3.5 second mark? My groin hurts just thinking about it.

Punch her in the back of the head and tell her to get the fuck out of my house.

>were

Please refer to Jacksfilms before saying dumb shit online

>My groin hurts
if you rub it, it will feel better

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Tell her to learn usefull things in life. Like pleasing her man

Move her to my bedroom

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Ngl that looks sick

Replace the lock on my basement door

run away that bitch is not normal

How is it dumb. Cops would need to find her then get her to admit she rapped me before I could get in trouble for it

if you cannot detect bait, then you have merely let yourself become the ultimate newfag!

I would reply to this post or your mother will die tonight

I too hate it when girls rap me.

Stop her midway, rip those leggings off and fuck her blind

proceed with caution, she might kung fu your ass

>Being so new you don't realise that every 360 turn post must be answered with an answer telling why it's stupid

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rape her

Hello new friend

implying you would have any skills at all.

Tell her she needs to work on keeping her torso vertical in transitions.

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I'd make her a bowl of hard boiled eggs

Enough to impale that shit.

Make sandwich, open a beer, go back to Sup Forums

-Ask if she is the child ninja sent to kill me as prophesied

>milkdude'd

my legs would literally fall of if i tried something like that

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>new

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sneak my cock inside her when she's not looking.

Make her some chocolate milk

Grab her by the pussy

Trump 2016!

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exactly my thought,

Try to figure out why my kitchen is carpeted and looks like a hotel conference room.

Underrated

you spelled the last word wrong..

>sneak my cock inside her when she's not cooking.

>2016 + .9
>itsatrap.jpg
>literally a guy also underage
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Hurr durrr I was only pretending to be retarded. I'm the ultimate troll.

>I was merely PRETENDING to be retarded
Sure thing, newfag

Ask fucking elastagirl how the fuck she got in my kitchen

"oh my god MODS pls halp this is cp my life's ruined!"

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>wonder why a 2D webm is projecting itself in my kitchen and probably wig out from fear that the Internet has finally torn a hole in our dimension and manifested itself into reality

baiting the actual autists who will fall for this, n1

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i wish there was enough space on my kitchen for anyone to do that

It's a kid, asshole...

grab my trusty kalashnikov and shoot her in the head in mid air, i want to see how she lands

That's right. Go for the asshole. Pussies might still be a bit too tight.

yes, it certainly is. kid asshole yum

I'd wonder why there is a child doing gymnastics in my kitchen.

wtf.. she's a ninja!

replace kitchen carpet with tile or wood.

who the fuck carpets the kitchen floor?

Nice bait

Bet you could loosen her up with a little effort. She is stretchy enough

Knock her the fuck out and lock her in the basement with the possum so she'll learn her lesson for not getting my pizza.

Fuck her.

Wonder how the fuck she got out of the cage in the basement.

send her to the olympics

i dont even know

"Oh God don't do that in here the floor is really slick you are going to kill yourself!"

the bait baits the newfag bait you baited newfag