ITT: We all live in the same house

ITT: We all live in the same house.

Ok.... who stole my bad dragon dildos. OP wanted the 2xl one for his gaping faggot anus

/thread

Gtfo of my room and stop using my deodorant.

Whoever is up there better stop making so much noise!

Hey, who left the milk out? It's spoiled now.

But your deodorant is better.

That's not milk that's mansauce

For gods sake stop jacking it in the shower, it's backing up.

Whoever ordered something from the FBI company, their van just pulled up outside.

WHO THREW THAT FUCKING STAPLER?!

Shitter's clogged

Ok...seriously.....whoever keeps waffle stomping their shit down the shower drain is about to get figured up.

Who trimmed their pubes with my nose clippers?

GET THE FUCK OUT, I'M TRYING TO FAP TO SCAT.

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?!

ХУЛИ ВЫ ТУТ ДЕЛАЕТЕ, СУКАБЛЯДЬ?

...

>OH SHIT BOYS, HIDE YOUR HDDS

who tf took my pipe?

Just got the diagnostic report back from Comcast - apparently 97% of our bandwidth is going toward "tranny surprise" pornography. Who's gonna fess up to this shit?

WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES REPLACED MY VIBRATOR WITH A HAIR CURLING IRON

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Who the hell fapped on my bird AGAIN?

ME. I watched it. No regrets.

Quit fapping to CP and come help me clean the kitchen faggots

Where's the remote?

Only if you help me clean the bathroom.

i do do you need it right now the games on

stfu and buy some more fucking toilet paper

Your bird was asking for it like a little whore.

THATS FOR PISSING IN MY SOUP FAGGOT

tits or GTFO

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Anyone got booze I drunk all mine, and I'm not drunk enough.

Many keks

Which of you fags stole my collection of semen jars?!
I swear every fucking time some jack off steals it to either eat it or for some other faggotry!

we can only hope thats mud on the ground

it's semen

Sure it is...

Either OP or

>semen jars
>some jack off
Badum tss

>Gentlemen there are femanons in our midst. If any of you would like to show your tits now you will not be kicked out.
1 stands forward
>oh um I I I I uhhhhhhhhhhh *virgin stuttering continues*

I said no fucking birds

WHY HAS NO ONE SORTED OUT THE HORRIBLE MOLD PROBLEM!!?
WHY IS NOT ONE WORKING!!!?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING MEDS!?!?!

I'm sorry, but its not my fault you make all of them out of frankfurters

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DUMPED LOTION IN MY ICE CREAM

COZ U GOT MY DOG PUT DOWN

I saw jamming your meds in the dog's asses.
lel these fags will never know it was me.

HELP! LISTERINES HAVING A SEIZURE IN THE BACK YARD!!!

i hated that cunt

fuck you

Whoever of you fags wants to smoke spice im upstairs

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Nah I've got some mdma I'm good

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U gags need to learn how to canteen ur pubes up after you shave. Its like a black guy shaved his head all over the toilet seat

If we all really did get a house, how long would you give it until we all got v&?

There's a cutie named Bailey at the door. Should I let her in?

yeah, now I think about it maybe we should just let listerine die

>her

2 hours 13 minutes and 50 seconds.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hey guys I got some groceries.

How big are her tits?

Yes, it's a chick. Should I let her in?

did you pick up the you-know-whats

>her

yes

Did you get the lube and wet wipes?

did you got the cucumber?
you know for science.

She told me to tell you that she prefers real men to faggots like you.

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

I'm going to 7-11. Anyone need anything?

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE DOG ATE MY THUMB TACKS

Time for an upper deck

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WHOS FUCKING DOG IS THIS

I'll take a 40 of Steel Reserve 211.

WHO LEAVES THUMB TACKS LYING AROUND A FUCKING DOG

Alright, i'm locking up the children in the cellar. If anyone ask, I have the key.
Also, start fucking pissing on the toilet seat.
Also, if anyone ask, i'm claiming the Attic. I'll have a gun to retake the holy land, Jaroomsalum.

mentos

A new house

Can I have my fire crackers? The neighbors cat needs to learn its lesson...

unlike "her" atleast I know my real gender
anyone want some dog to eat?

What children??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

a life.

I DROPPED THEM AFTER I STEPPED ON A FUCKING JAR OF SEMEN

Hey guys, the fuck doll in the attic needs washing.

just fuck it like everyone does.

I swear tae god if ye dafties touch ma deep fried mars bar an irn bru then am gonnae square go ya spazies

OH SO THERE WAS ONE OF MY JARS!
DID YOU FUCKING STOLE THEM YOU FUCKING FAG?!

If I roll even dubs, I start taking you all out with a shotgun.

If I roll odd dubs, I Cobain myself.

If singles, then I sit on my ass like the lazy piece of shit that I am and eat biscuits.

Newports

Woo! Biscuits!

well, sit on your lazy ass you piece of shit.

>Enters carrying groceries
Hey guys, we lucked out. Only one more chocolate milk.
Whwhwawuhhh!
*crash*

Pick me up some tranny mags and a couple chimichangas and tell the Indian that runs the place he's a nigger

I'm gonna need some more biscuits.

Will do!

Want some biscuits?

how bout u come over here and i pound your lil boipuss (if dubs)