Wtf is this?

Wtf is this?

It was the only item in my uncle's Security box

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This thing is weird

Looks like an extremly old piece of ginger

Probably a cursed object. Put it back where it belongs before a demon manifests in your house and rapes you in the ass while you sleep. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Crush it and sniff it.

Better get that checked OP, looks like AIDS to me

Looks like a unique chunk of partially petrified wood. Perhaps he found a knotted chunk of petrified wood and kept it just in case a found a use for it?

Looks like a piece of petrified wood.

It looks like a homemade pipe, a very inconspicuous one

I feel like it has some type of hold over me

It's a stick.

you're holding a stick, OP.

That would be pretty cool

could be a chunk of Oud, it's a really expensive kind of wood that people burn for it's scent

...

Chewbacca terd?

Kind of looks like a root of Ginger too though.

It's more than it's more little branch it's a bridge

>It's more than it's more little branch it's a bridge

what

The bonggggg of destiny

You're fucked, OP.

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It's the object he inserted into your anus when you were a kid.

Its part of an african witchcraft

Yeah I don't even know what happened there

Looks like a piece of old ass wood probably kept for sentimental reasons

Ew nigga that's a bronzed turd

Maybe some oddly shaped petrified wood

I think I'm going to Kota Dan Desa preservative

A shitty carving of a seahorse

It looks like coral.

>prepare, OP

That's part of the inner workings of a finger box. That's the left flange. I'm a finger box craftsman.

It stands!

I knew Dendrophilia was a sketchy fetish.

Yeah i think thar aswell

wtf is a finger box

You're wrong. The left flange was only introduced in the 80s and this is clearly older. This looks more like a crangler from a very old fingerbox.

shut up

No you're wrong. In the 70s... fuck you.

Thats an antler.
You are welcome.

Great great great great great great gradpa's but plug. Ita been passed down 8 generations and has seen the inside of numerous assholes. It was acuired by a witch doctor in africa and brought over by a slave, inserting it allows you 1 wish whilst it is inserted. Wish comes true but the african god Gamab will own your soul. Insert, make wish, live well, spend eternity in African hell. Give it a shot bro.

Maybe it's supposed to stand this way?

It's the same thing. They just changed the name. You knew what I meant.

it could be a non square funky shape finger box

> crangler
> misspelling kranglier

Implying you even own a finger box stfu

Specifically opened thos thread to give this specific user some sandy porn

Alright good luck with whatever this threads about

Wooden representation of Jesus on the cross. Sell it to some religous freak for tons of money. Fill it with corn syrup and make a fake thorn ring and rig it to bleed when you put it on it... triple value.

is it hollow on the inside or na

Sorry, crangler is the german name, Just a small language mixup.

Hey now... hold up... how much Sandy porn you holdin'?

Well the original name is French so euse the right word. We don't call sauerkraut sour-crout. Please respect the origin.

fucking newfag

That looks like a piece of opalized wood. If it is conch opal it could be very valuable. Does it feel rocky and are those white bits kinda translucent and variable in colour?

Newfags

no. probably samefag.

A bit...that was my favorite one though the rest are alright

Not really

user just break it open already

Thats an antler of a young buck. They fall off during seasons.

Thanks man, saved it. Gonna jerk off later when mom goes to sleep.

Don't do it
See above.

well thats enough internet for today

>jesus christ

Well keep it coming.

No I'm pretty sure it's wood

nope
Now it looks like a bear laying down

fuck this chipmunk has a really nice asshole i really want to smell it

It's a squirrel you retard

I'm pretty sure that is an opalized wood branch. See pic.

Nah, its moisturizer, not opal.

idk man, i'd keep it but that's just me, just something edgy to remember my uncle by (unless he raped me or something)

Okay. So a stick oozing lotion

did you smear moisturiser on it?

it's just wood from grapes

Yeah

D-did you just lube it up, op?

Sandy's a girl?

I like the idea of ware over time or saturating with certain oils it does something for me