So I bought my first tin of swamp donkeys today. Popped 5-6 of em and before I knew it my mouth was churning out more saliva than I could swallow.
Any of you guys use these little mud biscuits?
If so, any advice you could offer a newbie like myself? I'm starting to feel kinda barfy.
Chew long cut you fucking nigger.
I'm from MI and no grown man chews pouches
This thread is so fucking American.
why
I'm sorry, I wouldn't really call myself a good ol' boy.
I was just pushing them into my gum line; did't know you were really supposed to chew these dirt puppies.
I don't dip, but aren't you supposed to spit out the saliva not swallow it?
Pouches are for total faggots.
What is the fucking purpose of this? What kind of fat redneck women are you trying to impress? I don't like tobacco at all but at least smoke it. Smoking it kind of makes you look cool for the first few years
op's retarded, what you didnt know?
Definitely trolling; nothing to see here
I don't dip either.
Probably should've just stuck to the vape
>swamp donkeys
>mud biscuits
>dirt puppies
die
5-6 is WAY too many for your first time and you are like swallowing tobacco and will barf almost guaranteed. Start with 1 then go up to two when you can spit right
fake
OP should have passed out from just 2
Well whadda' you call em?
>pouches
>not even skoal
>swallowing
Top kek
Thats a snu. You just take one and keep it your mouth, no chewing. Press it against you gum or smth. Spit out the saliva. Swallowing this stuff will just make you puke. Purpose is that trough your mucosa (?) you body takes in the nicotine.
Barfy = nicotine poisoning. Drink water and youll be fine.
Snu.
So it's like acid?
I normally keep my acid under the tongue until 45 to 60 mins go by
cock place holders
Use proper Swedish snus you plebs.
I wonder if getting dip in your dongle works too...
kind of, but its just nicotine so it obv wont have the same effect as acid.
Fucking disgusting
op is confirmed a troll
Snus
Darn, can't say I'm disappointed.
When i was in sweden i was never really sure what exactly they call it because to me swedish sounds like mumbling, so i guess you add an S.
So if pouches are for girls, should I cut open one of them brown hogs and devour the innards?
Could you absorb the nicotine rectally like a suppository?
That's exactly my line of thinking.
Let's be friends
stop letting OP troll you, fucking newfags.
Is it a troll if 90% of what I said is true?
Yeah but possibly die from it.
Hey .if I have poop in my bum does that mean I'm absorbing the poop in my sustem?
How?
Just shit those birds out when you're full.
you'd probably need to clean all of the cum out first
No.
Poops are only fully absorbed intraveinously
Just smoke you fucking faggots
But mom said no in the house
Could I eat my shit and shit out shit with shit pieces in the shit?
You don't wanna shit re-shitted shit. That's a dangerous.
Plug in the shit for a few days until the hospital offers to remove it for you safely
Are you the same guy that smokes 70 cigarettes a day?
you are supposed to swallow it.
>stick it under your lip
>pour a glass of whiskey
>drink when you start to feel woozy
That's me
So what if you drink too much and get woozy from your drink? What do you drink then?
>Brukssnus
That's the gayest thing I've heard since swamp donkies
Is that the Marlboro adapter ? I didn't collect enough vouchers for one. I could have looked this cool
...
Import some real Snus from Sweden.