ITT: we write a rap. One sentence per post

ITT: we write a rap. One sentence per post.
My friend will rap it, I will edit it and post it.

GO:

please kill me i'm a miserable person

PENIS VAGINA BUTTSEX

I look like a soft brownie

HIGH CARBON DETACHABLE PENIS BANDWITH

NIGGERS.

Put yo head in da microwaver
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

...

Gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal

shooty tooty

Make murica great again

Yo mama so fat she caused apple's stock crash

Reddit is a superior website

My name is Sup Forums and I'm here to say...

Interior crocodile aligator, I drive a chevroletttt moovie theee8tr

Girls have penises and there aint any other way

Suck my dick while I fuck that ass, hey!

if enough people agree, that makes it not gay!

Moot is Olive, Olive is Moot

It's not a phase mom, kek kek kek kek

man niggers are a hoot
lets shoot this moot
and start blowing up 'merica
great again?.. nay

We are number one

but nigga thats okay, i ride around in my interior
crocodile
alligator
chevrole
movie
..
theater

It's the Nutshack

im hot for that pusay but im also kinda gay
maker her want to have a dick in places that make sense
but thats okay
im gay
just a little foreplay

kahoot

just foreplay
okay
lets see that poon go down and raise that ass sky high
nigga you know im fly
i can touch the sky, og loc, i hate gooks.
but thats okay im a bit racist and that aint lame
im gay

still gay

all day

He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out

the only thing that comes out is cum
by the cum gallon nigga thats okay
because everyone here is a little gay
now start posting pics of niggas in dismay
but fuck that shit im the number 1 mc
bout to drop this beat
like my virginity

i got a nigger dick, man i don't give a fuck
your momma and your sister giving me the succ

It's the Nutshack

hit em with the nick knack pattywack give your mom a bone

i can be your hubby, the Eustis to your Muriel
just so long as you put out, banana nigger cereal

I've said I'm gay?

i'll fucker anyway
dick pussy ass man its all getting laid
Goose stepping in your town
my squad imperial
you cant craft my skill
cause you lack the right material

It's the Nutshack
we are number one
trump is my leader
Legion is my gun

Reddit is A superior WEBSITE
on how to slurp and burp cum
Moot is Olive, Olive is Moot
the poole my be closed
but Google hasnt found the r00t

beep boop beep boop
/r9k/ cant compute
call me Mr.Flobot
cept this fow has has no plot
but what it lacks in Christian Slater
is made up of masturbators
and edgelording nigger haters

that i keep on my retainer
just to fuck up your whole life
until your hooked on sissy trainers

ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh akkk akkkk akkkk wuub wuub ahhhh ahhh nigga nigga word

rawr xD
rawr xD
I wanna finger blast me peepee
I'm

track down your ip
to personally give you a Sup Forumsird
"you mad white boi?"
nigger thats abusrd
Sup Forums lacks blacks
but attacks back
with their own coony word

give your mom
goosebumps
til she screams
ermahgerd

jews and spics too
im not your fucking wey
have your padre deported
but first he'll build my wall
work your madre like Consuela
and have her cleaan my balls

is all i have to say
have her work this pussy on the sabbath
and call it caturday

she makes her paper
on her back
just to keep you fucking fat
while you sat
and relaxed
never knowing where she makes her paper at
just for a fact
It's the Nutshack

and your mom's a hoe
in case you didnt know.
i love xplay
dont mean the show.
i have more layers than onions
my true movements are never known
til its too late all & ogre
and you get shrek'd str8 2 the bone