Transylvania actually exists

>Transylvania actually exists
>Dracula actually existed

WTF

>transylvania
Whats the big deal?
>dracula
no

>British education

>british education

he existed, and he looked more like Tom Selleck than like Christopher Lee

Dracula did exist though. He's based on Vlad the Impaler

Wanna know something else that will blow your mind?

Timbuktu is a real place in Mali

>London actually exists
>Sherlock Holmes actually existed
Wtf

>the 300 spartans actually existed
WOW

Yeah but he wasn't a vampire in a cape

I wonder where that meme came from

>tfw we could have ruled the world if we were actual vampires

He and his men would wait in the trees and drop down on their enemies while they slept

>>tfw we could have ruled the world if we were actual vampires
Instead you rule over public outhouses and toilets with pride.

Oh how the mighty has fallen.

Oh that makes sense

REMOVE BOZGOR REMOVE BOZGOR

You must go back home.

>argentinian isla- oh wait

This is my home now.

you're just jealous (You) didn't get to be world known for vampires

How's it in Canada compared to Romania? Would you ever wanna go back?

>you're just jealous (You) didn't get to be world known for vampires
Factually, the best vampire/werewolf franchise (Underworld) was actually shot in Budapest :^) and the ancestor of both races was a Hungarian man. Also the protagonist is called Corvin. Where's your god now? :3

No. It's a work of fiction written by Bram Stocker. Vlad the Impaler and his father did exist, and they served as inspiration.

yeah that's cool and all but you missed all the dumb tourist money that transylvania got because of vampires

he didn't have literall bloodthirst. he would just make sure that every Ottoman on the battlefield shed it completely
'Dracula' means "son of the dragon" and he got that nick because his father was Vlad II the Dragon

>was actually shot in Budapest
because if it was shot in Bucaresti they would get robbed, d'uh!

t. vampire

ah yea forgot to reply to this:
>vampire in a cape
that comes from how Nosferatu is depicted. Nosferatu is the actual euro vampire but the guys that adapted Bram Stoker's novel decided not to show him so ugly

But the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Romania is gypsies.

>British education
Vlad was based as fuck

Hungary also has her own famous vampire, even though feminists are saying the accusations are false: Erzsebet Bathory

not for normies, the first thing that usually comes to mind to the average unaware non-Sup Forums browsing person is vampires

But Dracula lived in Wallachia, not Transylvania.

I am Transylvanian
He was born in Transylvania to a Transylvanian mother
Brailean imbecil

speak american, gyppo

Venom made a song about her, 'Countess Bathory'

Plenty of bands made songs about her, she's literally made for metal lyrics.