WE KNOW YOU HAVE ILLEGAL DUBS IN YOUR CAR

WE KNOW YOU HAVE ILLEGAL DUBS IN YOUR CAR

HANDS IN THE AIR
I SAID HANDS IN THE AIR

*cocks gun*

what seems to be the problem officer?

>Uses a gun that doesn't need to be cocked
>Cocks gun
I mean i always knew cops were dumb...

Only trips here pig

Puts hands in air

Wrong man nigger

Watzihtoye

I dont have any dubs!

Ayyyy what's up doc ?

these dubs are registered, sir; am i being detained?

they're legal i swear

*teleports behind you*

Fuck Cops.

u silly fag, get back in ur car

Idk what none of this shit means but it cracks me up

Says here I'm a sovereign citizen

Allahu ackbar

>I got my Glock cocked
You never listen to rap?

Is.. something wrong officer-kun? I-I think we could work something out...

Nope

No dubs here ociffer

And that I have doobs

i have a permit for these here dubs. am i being detained, or am i free to go?

*cocks cock*
Oh dear officer... looks like you have to frisk me...

ahahahah you said cock

Check those illegal dubs

AM I BEING DETAINED?

No dubs here oficer. Just tits.

THIS IS RAPE
YOURE RAPING ME

OFFICER I SWEAR I GOT NOTHING ON ME

Put the gun down officer. Or else.

but you have the dubs officer

Tits or gtfo

holy fuck is there more?

come and get them officer

HE'S GOT DUBS!
TAKE HIM DOWN!

Dubs aqui? No no no amigo, no dubs, no dubs

I swear I don't have any dubs

that's so precious. :)

...

yall a buncha goodie two shoes

That is not me you stupid fuck.

>cocks gun
you would faggot.

officer officer, i am a law abiding citizen

I swear I am clear Officer

I aint a nigger i got nothin to worry about

Fux da bloo mane!

Not dubs, only patriots legacy here.

You ever hold an actual Glock?

No dubs here my guy

fuck...

Bro I told you not to bring those with us in the car!

Please kill me, that would make my day.

i hav nuthin offaycer, i am jost a mexican passing by

I din do nuffin

Bro i dropped them in the toilet i swear. theyre no more

FUCK BRO THERES MORE

>*cocks gun*

DUDE! Put that shit away!!!!! I told you once already, he's gonna fuck our shit!

I keep finding more illegal dubs bro. I think im going to jail..

i'm not hiding anything

Fucking hell, it's gonna be a god-forsaken blood bath

BRO I KEEP FINDING THEM IN MY POCKETS PUT THEM IN THE GLOVEBOX

...

Whoa man, easy, no dubs to be had here.

Officer pls I'm innocent see

look bro i have no more dubs alright theyre in the glovebox

No he'll look there, put em under the seat.

Oh shit dude run

fuck bro these gotta be the dubs juan gave me

Nothing here nigga

bro hes gonna look there too. dont be afraid to put em up your ass. just clinch it

I've never seen these dubs before in my life.

Sheeeeit, I aint even got trips.

Yeah, i do. Doesn't make it any less stupid.

roll

fuck bro i told you to put em in your pocket.

I ran outta dubs so im good

AM I BEING DETAINED?

That's all, I swear.

I-I think he left, lets scram and sell this shit asap

Shit dude, you are as guilty as it gets

YOU'LL FIND NOTHING SCUM.

Ok, ok, this is it I swear.

Damn nigga that's three times

I don't want to live anymore, officer.

Sorry, I will have to take you to a get thread...you will be sentenced for 5 years there

Alright, I'll go quiet.

fucking bitch I got a license for these dubs

I AM SORRY OFFICER PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME

HERE THEY ARE

Don't be sprinkling your dubs on me, officer. I'm innocent

sorry son you're done

I know I'm black but I REALLY DON'T HAVE DUBS

Your dubs are in plain sight. If you're hiding any more dubs get them out now

...

Fucking nigger gonna get your dick shot off

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HERE YOU GO ANOTHER DUBS

I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!

I'm so sorry that i have these

Dubs is my cousin!!! Dubs lives matter