Secret / Vent / Advice thread

Secret / Vent / Advice thread

is there any possible way i could make a girl interested in me, completely shifting her feelings towards someone else?

fongered moom in car backs friend

I really wanna bring up the lack of communication with a "Friend" but I don't know how.

We only speak on a monthly basis, and I always initiate.

Kinda wanna say something lie "We really don't talk as much as we should"

Be more awesome than that other guy and then ignore her

didnt run out of money for school i failed out....

Navy separated me because i couldnt pass PFA....

yeah, its completely do-able. except in a small set of cases you can always manipulate their opinion of someone else and you.

helps if you're not an autist and they have at least some respect or like for you in the first place.

bump

I want to fuck a mature woman (35+) so bad, but i know older women think younger men are immature :^(

I like to go into hilarious or godly threads, say I'll take a screenshot but never do, I estimate 20 godly threads have been lost by my hand

dude wtf

you can get so much older pussy if you're a young guy, I was banging desperate 40-year-olds at 17 and couldn't keep up

>wants 35+
>posts a gif of a 50 year old

Older women literally throw themselves at younger guys.

Unless you want a relationship you literally have everything going for you. Unless you are a neck beard faggot.

If you say it like that you'll seem needy- be smooth about it.
I had a friend who always just bitched whenever we spoke and it brought me down.. kinda just like the negative energy that I don't want type of thing. Really funny guy but he was so so negative. Not in like a mental/depressed way, just always saw things half empty and accepted it.

Anyways, started easing him out and then he just kept bitching about how we weren't talking which turned me off to it even more.

Tbh I would make something up like "Hey man, are you alright? You haven't been too talkative" or something similar. At least at first.

I got laser hair removal on my lower back and ass today, nobody knows except my mom

This sentence itself is immature.
You approach her and talk to her- as you would any woman. If she approaches you, same thing, Just be smooth and get to know her.

>"Hey man, are you alright? You haven't been too talkative"

We haven't spoken much, just monthly at best.

So that might not work well with her.

I post bananas in ylyl threads

Oh, assumed it was a guy.
Just say you're always putting your best foot forward and feel ignored sometimes. You need just justify it better than "we should talk more"
Don't make it sound like it's the end of the world and justify why you're asking.

>with her

thank goodness, I thought this might be about me

>I am shit at starting conversations even when other people make the effort regularly

YOU. EVIL. BASTARD.

Yea, I know. Just want something of a way to bring it up. Atleast a way I can start a convo that may lead to it.

I'm on a rock that is moving 360 degrees constantly in the same siffeent different directions.

This past Halloween I got my wife drunk then had her blow me and my best friend.

I would just kinda say it since conversation is hard to come by

Been getting off on pizza for about two years now. Desperately trying to break the cycle because too afraid to seek help for it. I hate myself every time I so much as look at it and yet I feel I can never truly be free. Going good so far though.

It's not like she shy's away from us talking once I get her going. We've gone for 5+ hours easy

It's just that I always initiate, and its so sporadic.

I kinda want a way I could lead it that why, without being so blunt with it from the start

My friend just texted me "you don't love me anymore." Been trying to fuck her since day one, I've been ignoring her a bit these past few days. What do? Not sure if she's serious or just wants attention or whatever.

can you transition to something slightly less fucked up like loli or does it not work for you?

>pizza
There's nothing wrong with pizza. I assume you mean the cheesy variety?

You sound like me when I was in my early/mid 20's. I eventually accepted it's just a part of who I am but that one thing doesn't entirely define me. To keep my moral compass from completely disintegrating, I walked the tight line between gratifying my sexual attraction and keeping it legal; I only check out clothed, non-sexual models. Lastly, I've been able to further rationalize my proclivities as a hebephile as being more of a social faux pas than a mental disorder, something that you may or may not be able to do depending on where you fall on the chronophilia spectrum I guess.

I don't think pizzagate is real, but I still post on threads like it's 100% real

Loli just doesn't do it for me. Been cold turkey for about a week now. More determined than ever to break the curse.
Much to my regret, yes.
I would never actually touch a child myself because God damn that would just be wrong. Something about seeing it makes me disconnected from the fact they're actually humans who are suffering.

She feels your try hard getting soft. Try harder [rape] or gtfo.

Oh, so you are one of the autistic fucking nignogs in that thread.

Have you tried bestiality, I was starting to go the dark path as you then I found out chicks getting fucked by dogs really fills in that need for weird perverted shit to fap too
IDK, watching a grown woman suck a dogs dick is much hotter then little girls

listen to this fella.... legit

Mid 20s for me.
I tend to get more turned on by teens, specifically 14-18 but the videos I've watched are often younger.
I think that i get off on the fact it's taboo than actual sexual attraction, but for teens, it's definitely sexual.

Yeah, but I don't feel bad. I very well could be helping to ruin peoples lives. It feels like old Sup Forums again

Your us3 of Nigger and autistic trigunned me. Enter Vash The Stampede.

I've seen some dog/girl vids and it gets me off a bit. Has to be an attractive girl to do it though.
That's why I think I get off on the taboo, not the actual acts or those involved.

she wants attention, and missing it for a few days has made her realise she enjoys it. You can probably leverage this into fucking if you work at it.

she's come to you wanting attention, you can call the shots of the kind of attention you give.

Interesting. Elaborate more possibly? Help a virgin get his dick wet. And what exactly do you think I should say to that?
Btw her and I have hooked up before

If you had hooked up with her before you wouldn't be a virgin though. What the fuck?

I haven't fucked her. Came close though

i have a huge crush on my cousin. she is so fucking sexy and makes me so hard. i want to fuck her so bad.

im fucking my best friends gf

Everyone does ..
Most are scared to admit it

I am just the same. I hate what cheese pizza does to me. Loli doesn't do shit for me as it's cartoonish. I have a genuine sexual attraction to adolescents and above, but cheese pizza has taken me younger. Bjs specifically just do something to me I can't describe. I too often felt a disconnect with performers in porn, going back to when I first started using standard porn back at 10 years old. When I was first exposed to cheese, that disconnect was there as well. I didn't see groomed and used, was in that fantasy world where it had to be loving and consensual. But I hate it now. I am always fighting to never use again. I literally hate myself when I relapse.

Exactly the same here. BJ just invokes an indescribable ecstacy in me and I hate every fibre of my being for it every time I relapse. Longest I went was three weeks. I'm more determined than ever to break out of it, especially given I want to follow a career in paramedic science.I want to purge myself of any sort of thought like that and ensure it never surfaces again. Got about 8 months to battle it out in my mind once and for all.

get your butthole ready user, anomalous is cumming, we never forgetti, you'll pay for your crimes, criminal scum

I put on a pirates prop beard as a joke and my legally blind gf liked it so i now have to wear it every day.

grow a real one

This is the first time I've ever spoken about this and I'm honestly terrified. Just feel like I need to get it off my chest and this thread just sorta...spoke to me. Felt like I might actually get somebody who understands rather than the usual "kek faggot" bullshit you normally get on this site.

I cant. Im really a woman and just use a fresh banana during sex.

: ^)
you're fucked then

...

I escaped for a long time, maybe nearly a year, but not fully apparently. I was mainly lurking Younow and occasionally chatting and being somewhat normal. I felt less bad about this because I never deceived, I was just good at finding where teens (the age that attracts me the most) wanted to show themselves and feel sexy for themselves. I mean I was still a "bad guy" then as far as society is concerned, but I felt better, never catfishing or treating anyone wrong. But one day I saw a broadcast on Hangwith that some capper was running. And he showed some real stuff and FUCK it got me again. I still lurk liveomg.com for streams mostly, but I've been in a constant struggle with the other stuff again. I have literally wanted to die a few times.

if she's coming to you, you get to steer things in a slightly more sexual direction.

I'm not saying dive straight into talking about how much you like to fuck, but some flirty comments and a little bit of innuendo helps a lot and you can see how she responds.

If she's into it you can gradually push it a bit further, and if she gets scared off early you can just back down to whatever the fuck you normally talk about.

think of it as a trade. right now you hold a resource she wants, and you're just figuring out what she's willing to exchange for it.

Okay, you meant you almost hooked up with her then. Hooking up with someone refers to actually fucking them. Not fingerbanging them in the back of your mom's car or whatever.

I can suck my own dick, is it small?

I've heard it used both ways. And she was in my bed completely naked, don't ask me how I didn't seal the deal

I'm gonna be a multi millionair
I'm already making more than I can spend? Jelooos? You fuckin shud be

I'm a hebephile; I'm attracted to early adolescence. The way I've come to terms with it is this:

If they have forming hips to facilitate childbirth, budding breasts to nurse their young, and ovulating to produce offspring, then it's biologically relevant therefore psychologically sound to be attracted to that. Fortunately, the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders (DSM-V) sort of agrees. Hebephilia was brought up to be included as a mental disorder but was ultimately rejected (whereas pedophilia proper, the attraction to prepubescent persons, is a disorder). Their conclusion was they did not want to pathologize a reproductively logical attraction. Therefore, it's simply a social stigma--and an unwarranted one at that as it stems from (a) misguided understanding of childhood sexuality and (b) is rooted in moralistic absolutes rather than debatable, social ethics--and not a psychological dysfunction.

i sucked my own cock when i was 15 and i swallow my cum hmmm i was amazing but my back and ribs hurt like fuck then

Fuk sake dude pull a woman

Good shit user, like the advice. If you got anything feel free to post it

Don't die btw, unless you do it here, paedophilies r smurt

not sure what I'd be posting, what you say depends on what she says

You're the prophet muhammad

For you:
this as well:

I know something that the nation doesn't about something that made national news in 2009.

No you don't.

I am The Crumb.
>pic related, it's me.

She's really hot.

Thanks for the help guys. Wish I could stay longer and talk about how my messed up childhood has probably had some effect on my sexual attractions but it's 3AM and Britfags gotta sleep.
Peace out, fellow hebeanons.

Has anybody seen Sarah Conner?

I haven't texted her back. Don't really know what to say, that's why I came here

I had sex with my girlfriend's best friend, what do I do

Yes huh you little fuck face!

I have gender identity disorder but I can't get a sex change because I have Dedicated my life to the German Volk, and the saviour of the German People shall not be some dumb queer

I need to tell my GF about my STD any ideas?

Maybe some day I will have something to offer and a realistic chance.

I know what you are saying. I agree. I have ran into you in other threads too. I don't have a problem with my attraction to that age range. I just hate the draw of cheese that that does not apply to; I don't understand it quite honestly when the performer would not physically be attractive to me independent of certain acts. I would never consider sex with someone not physically and emotionally ready. I could develop romantic feeling for someone very young as the boundaries of loving and caring/in love can blur for me. It fucking hurts me deep down when I have just seen such a young person taken advantage of in a moment of weakness.

I'd probably respond by saying you can arrange for some love if she needs it, but idk how you usually talk

fuck. moar user.

Glad u like her. She makes me fuckin diamonds.

Your girfriend's best friend, apparently

Yeah something like that could work. I feel like she has lost interest lately and I've just been giving her space, may just be over thinking though

absolutely. secret, don't be a douche. Don't ridicule the other guy, constantly pointing out what an insufferable jackass he is. that is surefire cockblockage on your own cock. Be respectful, but not a simpering ducky. Be there when she needs you, but don't be a doormat. Be a gentleman, but put your own interests first. Be the man any woman would want to be with. the other guy will disappear. Unless you're unnaturally ugly. If that's the case, grovel.

What's a part-time thing that could earn me some money?

>a job

maybe, maybe not. might have been trying to keep her distance and shit went wrong and she wants the attention again, might just realise she's been too distant and be wanting to make contact again.

The other likely option is she likes to keep a couple of guys on the leash as 'options' and she's going to talk to you exactly enough to keep it that way. If that's the case you lose nothing from trying to up the game, it forces her to up hers if she wants to keep you around.

Smoke cigarettes. No one in my family knows. Not even my girlfriend knows.
I'm very thorough in hiding it but even still its only a matter of time until they find out. Family will be disappointed because lung cancer killed my grandfather, and my girlfriend doesn't like smokers.
Sounds fucking gay but it works wonders with my anxiety and relieves a lot of tension and stress when every other conventional method I've tried has failed. Still have no idea what to say when the truth inevitably spills.

This looks stresfull..

I think its the latter tbh. How would I go about stepping up the game? Being more sexual, or flirty?

That's the ironic thing. I'm stressed and anxious about the whole situation yet smoking helps relieve the stress and anxiety.

This girl and are really into each other but i know she wants more and i knw we are like oil and water.

I've been catfishing this dude for 5 months now. I wanna stop but I just don't know how. I don't want to just disappear.

yep. if her aim is to keep you leashed in case, then she'll do just enough to make that happen.

You job is to make it so the minimum is flirtier and more sexual than it was previously. You dont have to ignore her (though a bit of that helps), but responding positively and quickly when it's of a more adult nature and being a bit more distant for casual chatting helps get her used to it.

You've had a nice gap, now is a great chance to force a more flirty conversation when she's less likely to fight it.

so basically you like watching teen camwhores but sometimes get the urge to watch actual CP. is that it?

Step daughter stars at my dick and tries to secretly bump into it and touch it. I ignore it. My fear is when she gets older it won't stop. I take it as her being young and curious.