You know what to do

You know what to do.

Dubs or 69 gets it

Hey, lets cut the shit, you are Peng as fuck, 10/10 would bang, best match all day. So how about we fuck this tinder shit and meet up, will cook you a phat meal? You like noodles? Sure you do, you are sorta chinky, come round mine and I will make the best supernoodles TESCO has to offer and then we can fuck on my sofa. So how about you start by sending me some cheeky pics to let me know what I am in for?

rol

I'm not in the UK m8

rerol

What is up DRAMAALERT nation, I'm your host Killer Keemstar, let's get righhhhht into the news!

Replace the shit that you don't have where you are fam

winrar

Done.

Dubs or 05 gets the next one

Roll

rizoll

role

Wanna see my balls?

What's your favorite Fast & Furious movie? If you can't handle me at my furiousest, you can't handle me at my fastest.

I wanna strangle you with my pubic hair.

lol rolling

I wish it was this

winrar

Probably getting unmatched any second now.

Choose a keyword and I'll send the first gif to match. Dubs or 82 gets it.

Roll

vomit

rolling

wanna watch me suck my own dick? i'm really good at it!

I want to eat your toe nails with white clam sauce

rekt

...

Dont let me down

Might as well

gay

finger

Roll

cock

Reroll

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Rolling

This is so fucking gay