dog on a bus: wonder where he's going edition
/brit/
is a slag
g\ethget yn4aeuyu
You know, I never thought I'd see the day when Sup Forums treats pewdiepie like a hero.
Realised that Goosebumps is the reason for all my weird fetishes
This is unironically the NATO defense ministry
Just fucking end us now.
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was 9/11 performance art?
Invest in Kazakhstan.
Woah you can even see the steel beams melting.
>the state of affairs
the weak should fear the strong.jpg
>Just fucking end us now.
This. We cannot afford to be so White in 2017, diversify this ministry NOW
Just like my chinese cartoons.
howling
9/11 was an inside job
Bush knew
The whole damn system knew!
got in the shit today in work
Had a random thought about Theresa May deepthroating my cock and got an erection. Then the fire alarm went off and because i didn't want people to see I refused to stand up, i said it was a drill and I had work to do. so i got reported to the manager.
palindrome of the day: sussex
*sits in a dark room and listens to black metal*
That is a very white room
>tfw I have access
Will provide you with broad descriptions in return for (You)s
Here's a taster. She is considering applying for philosophical theology at Oxford, but its goes against her marxist principles so she might not. Also she is angry at trainers, like the ones you wear on your feet. Not sure why.
*investigates pizzagate*
gf emailed me this
*picks you up and tosses you across the English channel*
haha reminds me of school when i used to get a boner from looking at the english teacher, always dreaded her asking me to stand up and read
have a (You) pal, in exchange for hot goss
truly a fair transaction
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you should be commended for your commitment to your work
could easily be a man, baby
>no tits
disgusting twink bullshit
a system where i have to make up references to even be considered for a runt job has to be broken
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Wanna smash up a bank with me? Fuck capitalism
t. minimum wage worker
Hmm..
These are the trainers which she is angry about. Its because of thin privilege or some shit.
Tbh her whole thing is getting kind of stale and I think she knows it. She's been going on about how her Catholicism is revolutionary to try and rile up some attention, but people are steadily losing interest.
All the signs point towards an imminent failed suicide attempt. We await in eager anticipation.
>he didn't grow up watching noel's house party, smtv:live and the queen's nose
hotel?
not after you deprived me of that you you little shit
>IM THIN & GORGEOUS
Madmen
>old motherfucker still shitposting instead of starting a family
Doesn't being disabled by definition make you an invalid?
>tfw male girl
>live up north
>nobody understands me
>lots of people want to batter me
Might move down south.
never got the whole marxist-catholic meme
seems a bit contradictory and well
stupid
no other hot goss?
>falling for the woman meme
Havent had a takeaway since saturday, full on craving one now. Might hold out and get a chinky tomorrow night.
crazy that we dug up all of Egypt's old pharaohs and shit
It's my job not yours innit
When we smash the oppressive capitalist system everyone will have a consulting job with 4 hour work days
Not really, like I said she's being boring. Probably because she is boring and anytime she isn't is just an act for attention.
*strokes your leg*
who's next to blow in grime?
we had aj tracey last year, who's it gonna be this year?
my money's on big zuu and ygg
sounds about right
bit disappointing desu
used to be proper into ancient egypt when I was younger, bought little busts of pharoahs and books on it and was always reading about it, thought it was well mint, I wonder where my passion went.
*sends a mob of angry Polacks after you*
Chase The Rapper
>there are runts itt who dont like football
soooo lonely ;_;
gf sent this via telegram
*eases my willy into your arse*
no you're not :)
Trying to learn this but I'm not very good
10/10 body
>used to be proper into ancient egypt when I was younger, bought little busts of pharoahs and books on it and was always reading about it, thought it was well mint, I wonder where my passion went.
i like it i just wish it wasn't the same six teams winning everything and that faking injury is rewarded
lads ive yot quite a funny idea for a post haha
how about you post a picture of your feet and maybe a picture of your bum as well just for a laugh haha, it would be really funny
Oh fuck off.
me on the left
Fuck you
i did that once
everyone said i had a lovely arse and kept saying they wanted to fuck me and suck my toes
it was well weird
*gasps*
s-stopppp
>be Bishop
>vote against gay marriage
>end up being literally the only one
>act like you pressed the wrong button to avoid being lynched
ah yes, very christian
ive got constantly purple feet, curly toes and a hairy arsehole so no thanks x
do it again
i posted my arse once and everyone msde fun of it, then some cretin kept reposting it every thread until he god banned for it
*feels your botty twitch as i go deeper*
*spots a trickle of blood drip down my shaft*
haven't cut my toenails or wiped my arse in a few weeks
dat name doe
COCKsworth
whoever recommended Nightcrawler to me, thoroughly enjoyable film
seen all of them, they're pretty shit desu
>Christopher Cocksworth
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cue curb yoir enthusiasm theme tune
Coventry mentioned
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bf
Starts off with British PMs making twats of themselves
Thenit branches into Trump making a twat of himself
Then sidesteps into Obama being awesome so suave we miss you Daddy B
Fucking Newsbeat
Good lad
going to get my ear pierced tomorrow lads
the train smells like weed hahaha
>reading Newsbeat
Runt
>he doesn't use Gold top milk
Enjoy your nutritious chemicals
when did people even start calling sadfrog pepe
>runt holes
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doing a poo and can hear the brother on the phone with his bird
turtlemong
kek
>Had an issue with my computer
>Brought it in to some IT nerds
>They say they've fixed it but they need to password to get in
>Can't remember the password
>They ask me if it's okay for them to wipe it clean and set it back to factory settings
>I say yes
>Now they're asking for £100 for a "new hard drive"
Does man think I'm thick.
When they realised he was from a comic