Is my life over? Wrote some erotic literature about a son fucking his mother and my girlfriend found it...

Is my life over? Wrote some erotic literature about a son fucking his mother and my girlfriend found it. I am beyond mortified...she said she thought it was funny but this is seriously one secret I never wanted to share with anyone. do I dump or just ignore for a few days and make her never bring it up? HELP PLEASE :'(

ask her if she'd be willing to wear one of your mother's dresses while you "nurse" and call her mommy as foreplay.

show it to your mom

Did she laugh cause it was awful?

Simply say you wrote it as a joke, and laugh it off with people.

OP here...I'll admit it is a very well written story but I know she wouldn't be into it. It's just so embarrassing...can I overcome?

This is the part where you roleplay with your gf dumbass.

Hide your diapers

Try having your dad go through your phone.

Not because it was awful but because someone wanting to fuck their mother is an absurd concept to her...also she doesn't really know the side of me that can write erotic literature.

Say it was a commission you were asked to write.

Faggot.

Just fucking talk to her about it you fucking mope. Jesus, you retards get all fucking hung up on shit like this. If she fucking leaves you for it then fuck it. Cat's out of the bag already.

OP here. You are right. I guess I just needed someone to say this to me. Maybe she'll open up to me a bit as well. Who knows. I seriously love this place

Jw, how many dudes actually want to fuck their mom? Why?

SMOOCH. now post your stories.

If you make a big deal out of it, it'll be a big deal.

Can you post a bit. I mean the cats out of the bag already

HYDEE HYDEE HO AND HYDEE HYDEE HEE
I DONT CARE SO GO FUCK YE! HYDEE HYDEE HO AND HYDEE HYDEE HEE
I DONT CARE SO GO FUCK YE! HYDEE HYDEE HO AND HYDEE HYDEE HEE
I DONT CARE SO GO FUCK YE! HYDEE HYDEE HO AND HYDEE HYDEE HEE
I DONT CARE SO GO FUCK YE! HYDEE HYDEE HO AND HYDEE HYDEE HEE
I DONT CARE SO GO FUCK YE! HYDEE HYDEE HO AND HYDEE HYDEE HEE
I DONT CARE SO GO FUCK YE!

Post the story, she already read it. Come on user

I wrote erotic gay fanfiction of two guys on my irc on a google doc because i was dying of laughter while writing it before.

Nah bro, either work it into some kink or pretend it didn't happen. It's really no biggy; it's mostly benign IMO. People have weird shit they're scared to admit to and fuck, yours is off of your shoulders now. If she's okay, you might as well ride the wave, I don't know how I'd ever go about admitting any of the fucked up stuff I'm into, having that weight off of your shoulders should be a euphoric moment.

I'm not gay, its just writing about two people you know getting a rock hard cock up their butt makes me die of laughter while being watched (it was a public google doc) so i just kept writing then i had 500 words

Post the story or this shit is fake af

post it.

hey guys OP here. I can post a bit maybe later....might make a new thread. got to go out for a bit. have a good night if i dont get back!

are you fucking kidding me?

every female on earth has the same sick perverted fantasy about their fathers...

ask her to do some RP for fucks sake

your sign shes ok with it is

>she thought it was funny, AND she didnt break up with you

most men have ugly mothers

99% would fuck their mother if she was a 10/10

the 1% saying they wouldnt are fucking liars and fags

Just post some of the story fag.

(i wrote a lot of inside jokes, it was hillarious if you know the context

BAD PLOT: (stupid ass ghost fanfiction with the weirdest fucking pairing)


It’s an ordinary day, beyond and moogy are argueing and hate each other. As beyond shits on subahibi and shares his ratings with moogy, moogy starts to get upset at him. Beyond is really frustrated based both on his hatred of tanoshimi, and egotistical self. As the argument gets more and more heated, moogy cracks. “PLEASE GO CRY ABOUT IT AND CUT YOURSELF” moogy muttered as he was abruptly interrupted. Beyond had enough. Beyond was tired. Beyond hated himself. Beyond got out the knife. Beyond brought it to his wrists. Beyond sliced as he silently put in agony. Moogy replied “Ok i’m sorry I didn’t actually mean it. Please stop” “Beyond started crying. “I respected you, but you do send me these harsh painful words.” Moogy started apologizing and his tears started flowing. Moogy always regretted his harsh words after they were told.


Is there anyway i can make it up to you, said Moogy? Beyond was too busy crying to respond. He started cutting himself more and more slowly until a long line was covering his left arm. Don’t do that moogy said. He went closer to beyond and took the knife. Beyond’s heart stopped for a second. He was not used to the feeling of another man touching him, however… the tears stopped. His heart felt warm, He was excited. Moogy slowly moved towards his cut. Beyond was completely ok with it. Moogy put his wet nerdy mouth all over beyonds cut, and began to start sucking. He sucked and sucked and beyonds pain started to go away. It stopped hurting… not just his wrists but everything. All his pains were torn away by the feeling of moogy’s warmth.

1/?

Sauce on pic?

Moogy continued to suck on the arm, He tried and tried to get the blood to stop bleeding, and whilst the bleeding was lighter, it never fully stops. Beyond couldnt take it anymore. His dick was rock hard. The sensual sensation of moogys wet lips dripping all over his arm was too much for him to handle. Moogy, while keeping this to himself felt no different from beyond. While his dick was smaller than the average human, for moogy his cock was the hardest it’s ever been. Beyond was unable to notice, both due to its size and due to moogy’s passionate kissing-like sensation on his arm. Moogy took notice to beyonds dick. They both were turned on but didnt want to admit it. They both hated each other, yet they were closer with each other then any person had ever been.


Beyond said “I want you, moogy, please I want you to enter me.” Beyond looked over to moogy’s crotch area. “You’re about to get hard” Moogy replied “I already am hard. Please dont answer for me without actually knowing about my dick. Why are you talking about something you haven’t experienced yet?”
2/?

Moogy’s words hurt beyond, however moogy immediately regretted it. This was the side of moogy that he wanted to remove. This part of his life was done. Moogy reacted fast and embraced beyonds lips in order to make him forget what he said.


At first, beyond felt regret at what he had done. He felt unwanted by moogy, and the healing that occurred when moogy sucked his his wounds vanished. When those words were said, He felt all his pain and worries return, but as soon as moogy embraced him, those worries vanished once again. Beyond and moogy started passionately making out. Their tounges, their teeth, everything came together as one as they passionately licked eachothers faces. Beyond, being put off uncomfortable rough itchy sensation of moogy’s neckbeard at first soon learnt to ignore it, as he was thoroughly engaged by moogy’s passionate kisses.


At this point the previous conflict the two had was no longer an issue, and these two were sexually excited. Way more so than they were before. Moogy whispered into beyonds ear. “I want you.” Beyond whispered back “Let’s become one” Beyond was nervous, his arm was still bleeding from the cut he had caused himself out of self-hatred. Beyond, while having no prior experience in taking a dick up his ass, decided the moment he embraced moogy’s hot lips that all his prior beliefs about his sexuality were completly wrong, and he was to embrace moogy. He believed his body was meant for moogy.

Moogy and beyond took off their clothes. Neither of them had an extrodinary body, both of them had a body that you would expect from someone who is passionate about their hobbies involving japanese porn. This was above the pubic area, below is layed their meat sticks burning with the firey pasion of love. Moogy was the first one to move, and attacked beyond from behind, Beyond, while shocked did not hesitate a bit. He knew pain would follow, But for moogy, he would accept it. Moogy moved his rock hard cock into beyond’s ass and retrieved the hole connected to beyonds mouth. He immedietly thrusted his dick into that hole, unable to controll himself


“AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH” beyond screemed in agony. Moogy, worried for his health tried consulting beyond. Beyond insisted it was okay for him to continue, but moogy refused. They discussed the matter and realised that they jumped the bullet to fast and needed preperation, They needed to make the entry to inner world of beyond as easy as possible. They call it lube, but how do they do it? They are in an empty blood stained room. No liquids, no water, no lotion, nothing! Pondering this question, moogy noticed how beyonds arm was still bleeding
Beyond refused at first, claiming it was a gross and degenreate thing to do, however he soon realised that if he did not do it, his love for moogy would never be recognised. Moogy told him his plan again and his passion about moogy allowed him to accept the offer. Moogy drew blood out of beyond’s wounded arm by sucking on it just like the first time. The sucking sensation was the same sensation he first felt that made him realise how much he truly loved moogy. Moogy, saving the blood in his mouth started to cover beyond’s pole in his arm’s love juice infused with moogy’s mouth fluid. The saliva blood encrusted dick was ready to go once more.

4/?

Moogy shoves his puny cock into beyonds ass, Their body fluids combine allow moogy to thrust his cock into beyonds ass with much more ease then the first time., however beyond was still not pleased, for his tight asshole is still not able to handle the man power of moogy. Small but powerful moogy starts assulting beyond with all the force he has, thrusting in and out compeltely destroying beyond’s anus beyond recognission.


Beyond had a sudden realization. He might want to spend his whole life together with moogy, hold his hand, feel his warmth, but at the end of the day, he was still a man. Two men are not meant to be together, and this pain is a punishment for that. The same feelings he felt with moogy could be experienced with other female human beings, Beyond was thankful for what moogy did to him, however he wishes to move past it, and while screaming in agony from moogys royal pounding to his anus, he yelled at the top of his lung’s.


“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M NOT GAY, YOU’RE NOT GAY. WE’RE HETROSEXUAL MALES WHO ARE SEXUALLY CONFUSED. I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN AND I NEED TO BE WITH ONE!!!!!!!! I WANT A VAGINA!”
5/?

>Moogy
Really, You are writing about Quarks mom in ds9?

Moogy had transformed from the sweet man he was. Once he entered his sexual drive, he was a ass pounding machine who would stop at nothing in order to make his partner suffer in pleasure. Beyond was unable to recognise him. When beyond uttered those words, Moogy returned to himself.


“Oh my fucking god that complaining. Why the fuck would anyone bring up a vagina during a man on man ass pounding. Fuck you, it actually makes me mad to see reductionist garbage like that.”

“Moogy listen, I’m not gay. We had an arguement and I was sad, and I used you to comfort me, but being gay is not who i am, it hurts, my ass is going to be soar for a month. I’m glad we had this experience but i want to move on.This fucking hurts. I know i’m not a homosexual, so please forgive me, i need a woman..”
“Too bad, you are. You can keep making excuses for being lazy or just experience more gay sex and improve your sexual performance.
This entire premise is flawed because the vast, vast majority of homosexual relationships, one night stands , and gay sex worth engaging within general will not translated into any other sex and never will be. If you seriously care about this relationship, then you don't have a choice, plain and simple.”


The end -- tree


^does moogy use the wrist blood as lubricant to anally enter beyond?
Ill try to write that in
Ok forsure


Oh ok LOOOOOL good shit

6/6

If you're gonna be a faggot, post your asshole instead of this.

No green text, wall of text. Stop OP, just stop.

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