Waifu/Husbando claiming thread

Waifu/Husbando claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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when you finally get hot water to shower ^-^

triggered

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QOTT: Is your waifu a good cook?

Claimu

Shit poster here. How many of you own a body pillow? I'm not here to spam or shit post it's a genuine question

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That's cute

*April

Talking to you is fun though

It's gonna be may
:nsync meme:

Yup

Not with me fam

No idea

My husbando is this guy

Tali
That's the joke!
Klonata
Love can't make good foods.
Yui
Yui gets it.

Kurumi Tokisaki is claimed.

i don't have a daki yet but i plan on getting one at some point

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I own 14. Rate my collection

yes

>body pillow
I don't have one now and I never will

Where do you find so much art

>was thinking "that's adorable"
>read file name
also oooh i like treats ^_^
i mean you can but that won't bring back your /waifu/ now will it?
hormone replacement therapy
basically makes you actually look like a girl and develop breasts.
this does not compute
>who wouldn't?
well...post lewds anyway

How long are your showers?

She would probably prank me by putting spice in random food.

shit tier husbando

I remember it being more in May

mainly Danbooru
I haven't saved nearly everything yet though

I think she cooked in the show
but then again she eats people

You call yourself a shitposter yet you aren't shitposting
Why are you even here?

I probably wouldn't even use whatever outside thing after a week anyway

Cute

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I don't have one but I do have a irl wife.
~tali

Kurome

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THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

yes
I want to buy one when I have spare money
best blonde!
cute waifu
but ramen noodles are tasty that's all i eat :o
oh my and no because it's risky
like 10-15, i also brush my teeth in the shower

i just got hot water this morning and im very happy

every day has been like taking the ice bucket challenge with soap

All i know it was in spring. Not march though

Not even steam? :^)

It means dubs

No, I don't .

Hex Maniac claim

That's good question

When I went to danbooru I went from ~85 to ~130. There isn't that much art of Megumi.

This pleases my penis

That's bad for you!
You need meat.

>he got dubs
Holy shit bois, cuff him

i get that from sachi's dick :o
hey tomoko

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Hello cutie
I could say the same for you
How are you senpai?
What kind of things?

:o

March was a good time

rip
I have 520 right now

Probably not as a discount social media

I was going to make a joke, but you aren't Konata, so there goes that

Hello fellas.

^^

yay! Hot showers!
I got a massage followed by a dip in a jacuzzi today. I'm so relaxed now -u-

she has access to alien herbs and spices so yes
is that semen or her own wetness?what is risky
where ya from user?
>tfw no juviaXtali art yet
hello rwby

No that's Zinc, you need protein and fat!

Seems Ruby made an appearance

Likely the latter

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My husbando

I'm not tomoko

sniff lick and fuck, i would worship that ass. i am very much an ass man.

NC

rip

FeelsBadMan

Another one bites the dust~

yay that sounds fun n.n

I've never gotten a message or even seen a jacuzzi before

also I thought of getting terrorland since i like minecraft but pc is dead v_v
ship with me
sachi's dick is very fat :o
i dont wanna end up like narcissa wright

Zero, i couldn't live with myself if i did own one
>WEW
Post more please
I'm defiantly interested in seeing that just as much as i am in seeing the JuviaxKonata art
Q U A L I T Y C L A I M
I thought we were a ship?
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Konata ships with everyone

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I need a ship that can fufill sexual needs :o
I wish I was an oldfag :(

You're a horny individual

ships are bad

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Perhaps it's for the best the old ones leave
The new people can have their inferior threads

Who are you?

fuck you, I don't ship with you because you suck dick!

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why? :o

Hello, how are you?

I've been here all along.

>tfw not OG Ruby so crossed out.
Feelsbad.

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I mean, I don't, but okay

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You are correct

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Adorable

Send him away, boys

It was the best time

Aw rip lol

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You're an idiot for believing you're shipped with konata lmao

I'm just to lazy to actually draw it
huh?
aww you would be near me if i still lived in MS. now I'm in CA.
pretty sure we are all horny individuals doing fine just goofing off in here tbh.

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I feel like a new man
Red flowers in my bed
Breathe straight through the crisp air
Dead flowers in the sand
I am a true romantic
Freefalling love addict,
And I am a true romantic
Freefalling love addict, yeah

All your days are gone
Sitting on the floor
In you're underwear
Begging me for more
And all my days are gone
Sitting on the floor
Begging you more

'Cause I am a true romantic
Freefalling love addict
And I am a true romantic
Freefalling love addict, yeah

I was just another boy who lived on Poplar Street
Caught up in that woman's lust and exotic needs
One night, Mrs. Moore, she called collect to me
"I dont love you anymore"
Then ceased to be
I was just another boy who lived
On Poplar Street

Fuck, I think I am going to go to sleep

Night everyone, I love you all.

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goodnight
*kisses*
~tali

HE GOT TRIPS, TERRORIST

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Claimu

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Good night, have a good sleep

Now I'm confused, are you a new Ruby?

People want to be shipped with The One Inch Warrior?

カラミチーマス

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post lewds

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google it
would you? :o

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Rip rop

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Probably not

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I don't know

I know

Yes it was

That's probably true

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No, I've been here for months as Ruby, and since like december overall.

Same here tbh.
Nice trips.

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can't help it tbh