You go for a jog in the woods. See this. What do?

You go for a jog in the woods. See this. What do?

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

"Lolwut" then jog on.

Gains train stops for no hoes

ask the time.

try to figure out which is more retarded, the bathing suit or the pose

first bait of the thread. faggot detected.

Bags of coins and salty sand

I jog away.

PUNCH IT IN THE NIGGER MAKER

Destroy her soft, little white pussy!
WHITE WOMEN FTW!

You don't jog cuz you are a fat fuck.

>go for a jog

haha, nice!

And this. Yes this right here, is why Sup Forums needs to be banned.

>turn 360 degrees and walk away
m8....

Its a bikini lumber jack guys, they are not that rare if you actually go outside and meet people...

*unzips dick*

Nigga I'd be out of breath and ask her where the nearest mcds is

Inspect it thoroughly for penises, if none found then stick mine inside it for 3 minutes then 360 and walk away.

we this thread turned out unexpectedly brilliant

>ask where the photographer is
>claim to be a photographer also
>"I take pictures for ads, the company i work fot sells adult toys. Are yoy looking for a gig?"
>borrow friends camera and take photos of her using various sex toys
>End up alone with her, while she's at a point between already turned on and not yet gotten off
If I can't get laid at that point then there's no reason to keep trying.

Ancient meme

Try to avoid eye contact as I walk away because im a beta

Ask myself why am I jogging in the nigger n' thot side of town

/thread

Underrated

Y-you too

run away screaming

720 degrees and exit the premises

>holding the log like that
>will cut her own hand/arm off if she swings the axe
>skinny as fuck, no muscle mass, looks like auschwitz
>not wearing sensible outdoor clothes
0/10 pig disgusting.

turn on my sexy magic and let the rest go the way it always does....maybe even twice

Wtf is wrong with your dick you can unzip it....

maybe 0 times based on that answer. It's past your bedtime school boy.

I think that's one of those 32 genders

Take an alternate route. Obviously, the road is blocked.

you don't swing the axe, you hold the axe blade up agenst the wood, lift both the axe and the wood, then swing down with both, the force of alleclartion hold the wood sorta in place long enough for you to pull your hand away. when the wood its your stump or whatever, the axe as enough momentum to get stuck in the wood a bit, so you can lift the whole thing again with out using your hand to stablize the wood.

That is the basic boyscout hatchet splt for making kindling, which see is doing, because that is already corded wood.

Hahaha and ask her to bring you a domble mccheese with extra noggles

>Assuming I can jog