Help me Sup Forums

help me Sup Forums
my girlfriend is in a coma, it's really serious
there were times when I could have murdered her, but you know, i would hate anything to happen to her
do you think she'll pull through?

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Of course she will!

Why is she in a coma? But either way usually people live through it so chances are she will too. But good luck

Inb4ragu

Post nudes

Is it really serious?n

dude all the bananas in my house are too green man

Do you eat meat?

Fuck her in the pussy when nobody's looking

>2016
> someone not know that manual orgasms routinely bring people out of comas

finger her, OP and do it well. there is a decent chance she will wake up if you make hr cum

I thought everyone knew this

Put her hands on your penis. Try to fuck her, but be careful because the nurses will look in every now and then. You can pull the curtain shut, and let the nurses know you are going to be having a prayer/meditation session and not to be disturbed.

After you have finished, try pinching the tubes until you find one that causes cardiac arrest and end that bitch for good.

I hope you don't owe any money to her or her family.

I hope you have a life insurance policy on her, and will cash in on a few hundred thousand/million dollars.

good luck killing your girlfriend.

Dude, OP's girlfriend is in a coma and you're talking about bananas, the fuck is wrong with you?

I know, I know

Not op but is that really working?

Another one that gets it.

OMG, I have that CD!
>there is a light that never goes out

How's SF? Do you move to oaktown for that house+dog?

You should:
burn down the disco

and hang the blessed dj

at least she finally figured out how to shut the fuck up

Whirled peas are nun of your business

That joke isn't funny anymore

OP, you can't help the way you feel