Has Sup Forums ever gotten anyone pregnant?

Has Sup Forums ever gotten anyone pregnant?

I've gotten 3 different women pregnant and it took death threats to hangar those fuckers out of my life.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

yeah, your MOM ROFL XD

Let's just say the nice thing about planned parenthood is that they really don't care who you bring in there...

Not that I know of. There was this one chick, though... I dropped load after load in her. Unprotected hot ones. No one knew we were seeing each other, so I figured that if anything happened I'd either put her in a ditch or cut all comms.

Details of her? Age? Nationality? Story, etc?

Your mum. We tried to abort you but the procedure only made you more belligerently retarded. I'm sorry you had to hear it this way, but I also know that you're incapable of thought so I don't really feel that bad tbh

my sister.

Yes my bitch wife ... kids an ass hole ... someone fucking kill me.

Dad, get off Sup Forums.

Top kek

No

You're to blame nignog. Maybe you should of made better decisions in life.

fuck off son.

6 very good looking blonde white escorts that I never let know where I lived. I also confirmed they all got pregnant after convincing them to let me cum in them. I'm black by the way.

Any pics of them?
Do they all know each other?
What are their ages?

Yeah girlfriend got abortion. She was 19 I was 24. Part of her wanted to keep it. I said absolutely not. We weren't ready to have kids. Been dating a little over a year and just started living together.

Still together now but that kid would have had a shit life. She can barely take care of her dog let alone a human being.

No pics. They don't know each other. From < 18 - 22 at the time I impregnated them. I have some other "blacker" kids out there too from black girls too.

Yep,found out a few hours ago.

Are you happy about it? What are you going to do about it?

Yeah pretty happy about it.plan on getting my shit together and learn how to be a dad

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Fags. YOU CANNOT CREATE A BABY BY CUMMING IN ANOTHER GUY'S ASS.

>people on earth want to have kids

Are you sure?

>Learning to be a dad
>is on Sup Forums

OH YEAH THEN EXPLAIN ONE DIRECTION AND JUSTIN BIEBER!

Got my wife preggo. Makes it extremely difficult to have sex. Thank god for /gif/

Yeah, I was told I did.
But the whore didn't love me, and didn't want my child. She murdered my child.

yea, was with someone for a like 10 months, moved in her place, and thought she would be "the one", and one day she came to me and said she was pregnant, a few weeks in, bla bla bla. Had a long conversation, told her I was ready.

Few days later, I put in a transfer at work to see if I could get a job in my hometown, (I work retail) called a friend of mine with an SUV and told him the situation, and the next day while she was at work, my friend and I moved all my stuff out of there and I moved back to my original hometown. She didn't know where I was from originally, since I had moved a few times before being with her, I always told her I was born in my last town and never bothered to tell her about where I lived before. Moved back home, which was a few hundred miles away, and currently living with the friend who helped me move out. It's a good thing I have a common name and never was into the whole social media thing. \

It's been about 11 months now and Facebook stalking led me to seeing she did have the kid and she is a single mother, (and it's white so it could have been mine, but she was never known to cheat so I can believe it's mine)

Don't regret a goddamn thing.

Bullet dodged

you right
i never would have survived this long

Good point.guess ill stop,not a big loss.its gone so far downhill over the past couple years.

just once, son will be born in january

I fucked a blonde girl in high school. We went out to the forest and fucked until she came, I wore a rubber that time. Then, since I didn't cum, I tried to get her to suck my dick and that made her want to have sex again, and I had already tossed the condom so we fuck and I pull out, but she misses her period and gives me a call. I start freaking out, telling her she has to abort it or kill it by partying somehow, since my ex had done that before. She was all sad and shit but said she would do it, later told me she actually did have her period so she was never pregnant after all. I'm skeptical, and consider it highly possible I have a child somewhere in Oregon state because she was too devastated that I wanted her to abort the kid. I hope I never run into it

I was in a long term relationship with a girl I loved, but she was still in college and even though I made enough money for us to have all the help she needed, she said it wasn't the right time. I asked her to marry me on the spot. She didn't want to have a baby right then. I really did, but I figured we'd have another chance, even though I'd already picked out ideal names. I held her hand while she had the procedure done. Shortly after that my stepmother announced she was pregnant (hated that bitch) and my dad told me they were naming him Sean, which was the name I had chosen if I'd had a boy to honor a dead friend. He was born close as fuck to what my GF's delivery date would have been. I got roped in to help out and babysit A LOT and the first few months all I could do was hold him and cry thinking about how he could have been mine if I had just put my foot down and not let my GF kill my unborn baby. Fucked me up real bad for a long time and the relationship with the GF never fully recovered. We split up after 7 years together because she wasn't making any forward steps in the relationship with me. Within 3 years she was married and had her first kid with him, and then the next year they got another. A boy and a girl, just like I'd always dreamed.

So yeah, if there had been an anti-abortion pill that would have made it impossible to abort after taking it, I would have put that shit in chocolates and hand fed her all day long. Still kinda fucked up about it to this day.

Yes. I was 14, she was 37.

Fucked her hairy pussy all summer, sometimes 5 or 6 sessions per day (weekends), each session about 15 minutes. We'd both cum, break for 30 mins, do it again.

One day she seemed disturbed and distant, then said we had to stop fucking. Didn't think much of it. I missed her so fucking much, I swear I had dreams about how her pussy tasted.

After 5 months we moved away. Before leaving, I noticed she looked different but couldn't tell what it was.

Turns out I knocked her up. She couldn't say anything because it'd be an admission of rape. LoL, my genes live on, don't give a fuck.

Best childhood memory by faaaaaaar though. Made me a real man.

Yeah.. The kid's called Sup Forums ..

>this thread
>all virgins

Yeah, wife is pregnsnt right now.

I got my cousin pregnant,

I am muslim

Are they going to stone her?

Then-GF-now-wife four times. Might be other girls but not sure. First time a few months after we met and she miscarried. Second and third time the kids we have now. Fourth time she had an abortion.

I often wonder what life would have been like if the first one hadn't miscarried. My kids mean everything to me and that's the only reason I'm still with my wife.

Fourth one I really wanted to keep, but I'm in love with my wife's niece and another child is not compatible with that, so I 'supported' her decision to terminate. That was fucked up.

Was thinking this morning about how the only normal, stable relationship I've had is the one that I don't want to be in any more. The clusterfuck ones are what drive me. Since the termination I've started using an app for hookups. Feels good. Brought a Muslim girl home and fucked her for hours couple weeks back. Due to meet skinny white bitch 15 years my junior next week when I travel on business.

I married her so everything is ok
Apart from our inbreed children
they are definitely no OK

yeah, my cousin, my niece and my daughter