Admit it, tits-wise; my wife's twins is the perfect place to shoot a load. No?

Admit it, tits-wise; my wife's twins is the perfect place to shoot a load. No?

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I could Park my truck between her tits. 8/10

id love to see it pool up between them. fucking perfect tits!

more like parking a bicycle between WTC towers

They are great!
You should send a thank you card to the surgeon.

That, or just using it as pillows.
I recommend the car parking though

Thanks bro, and - they are all real dude.

>they are all real dude
i need more evidence

moar!

Don't need any evidence, it's the truth.

goddamn, looks just like my gfs tits. absolutely perfect

lets see hers?

i want to confirm that.

nah

more!

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"Wife"
Shooting a load in your wifes tits instead of deep inside her vagina.
Idiot.
You dont jizz on your own wifes tits. You jizz in her pussy.
Only a true virgin would think that tits are the right place for jizz to go.

I'd like to see one without her forearms supporting her tittays up

I jizz on her everything man.

Like that?

Need to see what they look like covered in jizz.

they are breddy gud, are they real or plastic?

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How about take the fucking cloak off

real

You virgin

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Gez man. ok shower.

going to bitch about this one too, faggot?

I have some bridges for sale and time shares in the middle east.

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You must be retarded
Do you know how kids are made?
Do you want kids or something?

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stop, fuck shes ugly

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missalice beats her all the way and is probably half her weight. try harder faggot.

Brittany Venti did 911

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Are you kidding me? Missalice lost her tits years ago.

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Yes.
Yes i do.
I refuse to pull my dick out when i fuck a girl.
I dont pull my dick out until i have pumped all the jizz out of my balls and into her pussy.
To do otherwise is to be a closet fag.
It is like telling the girl she isnt good enough for my seed.
Its like saying strsight to her "face no thanks im gay"
Anal is especially gay even if its with a woman.
Fucking a girl in the ass is like saying "i wish you were a dude because i prefer cock"
Having a girl suck your dick for any reason other than getting you hard and lubed up with her spit is also gay. You might as well be saying "i dont want to fuck you in the pussy because i like the feel of s dudes moustache on my dick rather than the warm silky velvet of a womans vagina"