I fat, ugly, poor and I have a small dick

I fat, ugly, poor and I have a small dick.

What's the best way for living refuse like me to still get his dick wet?

Some lube

personality and girls who've given up hope, same as always

Rape

Thing is, I a Dutchfag. Due to this being such a small country you don't have the same small town isolation you have in parts of the US, which means girls here have a pick of an easily reachable population of approximately 8 million men.

I am the worst of these men, all my positive attributes can be found in another man who doesn't look like he would be slain if knights still walked the earth.

Chances are quite slim

I'm an ausfag, city of 2m people.

wherever you are there's some girls with low self esteem who grew up chubby and got bullied or whatever, who dont really know how to talk to guys and assume they'll die alone.

steps are:
>identify
>befriend
>get drunk and fuck

honestly if you're funny and half intelligent you can pull bitches way out of your league anyway. If you're okay with a girl who's maybe 6/10 looks and not an incredible personality herself you wont have a problem at all.

A 6/10 would be inconceivable to me, the woman in this picture is already several digits above my league.

I am friends with a couple of girls but all of them have told me I'm going to either die a virgin or a rapist. Befriending doesn't work when you look like I do.

then start working out. I already hate you for being gross. Get your shit together.

m8 I have seen some fucking horrorshows pull girls who you would not have thought possible for them. not just fat but full downie face.

its possible, but being a bitch about it hurts your changes. guarantee there is a girl who'll be willing to 'look past' your exterior.

>I am friends with a couple of girls
those girls are not the ones you are going to fuck. You need to befriend more girls and those with different attitudes.

also this cant hurt to at least feel a bit better about yourself

OP. You beg the question.

What do you look like? You are painting yourself as a beautifully grotesque specimen and I query your understanding of my curiosity.

If you are truly as terrible as portrayed you may of crossed over the point of ugly and disfigured into the unique and glaring.

Not even the ones who shine the brightest are able to overcome that whom absorbs all light.

Go to match.com
Pick "any" category

ahahaha. This was beautifully written. I, too, want to see OP.

Body shot, I'm already sorry.

not much worse than mine. I legitimately have a wife and 4 girls on the side.

standard dad bod. we need to see face.

Shave your face dude. Also wtf is wrong with your eyes? They're so far apart?

...

Kek

-What's the best way for living refuse like me to still get his dick wet?-

take a bath

Unimpressed, I'm disappointed. That's good news for you but woe my folly.

If you lifted twice a week for an hour you would quickly become bear mode homewrecker. That fat would displace into muscle very quickly.

Was more interested in your face.


This is Ectopic Cordia. A condition that allows the heart to form outside if the body - and work.

Absolutely stunning isn't it?

I'm quite sorry.

You... You are beautiful. That face is the epitome of malice itself!

You are a perfect portrayal of indifferent hate. I would cast you in a movie, create a desktop icon and spam on Sup Forums as the newest meme.

One look into your eyes drains all hope of reprise.

Gorgeous

Just shave your face(always have a clean look) and get a decent haircut or fix your hair, don't be turned down by the thought of people judging you and shit. Be confident and live life to the fullest

Take this and know who you truly are and what you must become. Create the persona that befits your exquisite beauty!

You could literally take a marines gun out if his trembling hands with that look of cold despair. You mustn't waste such a gift!

You can easily get girls. You're masculine.

It's true, but all in the expression. You're really not that bad off. I'm going to say it's your confidence that needs to change more than anything, but seriosly, start lifting, get a good haircut, you'll be like a 7/10 easily. if you lift lots, prolly an 8/10

...

nobodys asked how small his dick is yet my guess is 4.3

What I'm getting at here is you need to embrace oneself in every facet.

Oh and to answer original question just create an honest Craigslist ad with current photos and express the need for sex.

I can 100% guarantee that you will have some 'bbw' within the week slurping your little peen greedily. She's probably going to be far beyond expectations in the cock slobber department as studies show that fat chicks are exponentially better at globbler than skinny women.

>money
>rock music
>drugs
>prostitutes
>church girls - some modern churches like the Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses essentially provide women to devout and pious members. Yes, you're not liable to get anything sexual until marriage BUT I've seen some loser ugly fat guys have families with 10/10 women essentially because the church hooked them up with a woman that would have otherwise been completely out of their league.

most importantly
>social skills

It's a blessing in disguise that 90% of what women are attracted to are social skills. You can be an ugly fat man with a penile nub and still have a chance with an attractive woman if you're good at socializing with her and can make her laugh. It's a blessing in disguise.

But on the other hand social skills are so fucking important that you can be a great looking guy who's a god on guitar who makes a huge paycheck and not get laid if your social skills aren't on point.

The moral of this story is if you don't have social skills, you work at it. There's no other way and it's never too late to learn them. I learned them at 23, went from just having one woman to a womanizer.

Might as well ...

You're probably right, I haven't measured it.

Fucked up

if i makes you feel better atleast you have friends ive gone about 5 years now without a single real life friend only people who hear my voice are my parents because i barely talk at college so atleast you got the friend thing going for ya lewl

How to get social skills?

make some money you fat ass, it's not that hard.
lay off the cheeseburgers, start eating some salad, and shave off that nasty fucking black greasy beard of yours.
women are total sluts, money is the key to getting pussy, if you are an ugly disgusting fuck you will have to either buy a prostitute or settle for a nasty fatty such as yourself.
Or you can actually improve yourself for once in your life and find a girl actually worth your time, it's up to you however, same way its been your whole life fatty.

For a limp penis, that doesn't look bad. I bet you'd be packing 5 or 6 hard which is the dead center of average. Guys who don't get laid much that only have porn as their basis of comparison think they're smaller than they are.

Your penis is just fine.

It's your social skills and confidence that you need to work on.

You need to practise. This involves making mistakes and continuing anyway.

By doing what?

Be an hero.

Pay for it.

Hit on EVERY woman you're interested in. If she seems like she likes you or is enjoying conversing, ask her to hang (don't call it a date, it sounds desperate and reduces your chances). Make sure it's something where it's just you and her alone. I like video games and weed or drinks and a movie (or any combo of these things). When you're alone with a woman, things get a momentum of their own and start to happen.

You'll win some and lose some, but you can't win if you don't try. Over time, rejection won't sting anymore and you'll just dust yourself off and move on to the next. The trick is to cast a wide net. Talk to EVERY woman you're interested in, even if you fail with her, it's far better than wondering "what if?" the rest of your life.

It's a numbers game, if you hit on every woman you're interested in you WILL have women who will give you the time of day that you'd never dreamed would.

In all animal species, the male approaches the female and begins the courtship rituals. The smaller, younger, and more chickenshit males are too scared too (or in many cases scared of the alphas around the women so they don't approach). Humans are no different, the male initiates everything. The males asks to hang out for the first time, the male moves in for a kiss, the male initiates things sexually.

Cowardly males, in any species, do not get laid, the trick is to start trying. The women will not approach you first, even if they ARE interested.... it ultimately separates the men from the boys.

You have to earn your women. There's a lot given via handout these days. It's possible to have a job and paycheck you didn't deserve, a house fully paid for by family or whatever, but women; there's no way around it. You won't get a woman just for existing (like women get men), you'll have to earn one.

Talk to people

Hey guys , i still have a bit of acnea and i have a feeling thats the source of all my problem , i'm like "there is no point of trying to approach girl because all the other guys don't have acnea anymore ..so my chance are low from my pov" i'm 20 btw and still virgin

Thats so true ... thanks for the positive vibe , i'm =>

Let me say you something till the age of 21 I was a virgin and I then fucked à 15 years Old girl (legal here) l was 130 kg and I hâte myself a lot, and then I met a 45 years old women that was very spiritual and with her I lose 50 kg and I discover that it's easy to get love from other if you start by loving yourself

they invented whores for ppl like u

Go to a dermatologist. They'll try several things that are better than anything over the counter first.... however, if it's severe, even that may not work.

Ask about accutane, it permanently dries out your oil glands and cures you.... but you'll be dry as a mummy's cock for the few months you take it. Your face will get dry, your lips will dry out and bleed, your eyes will be dry, your nose will get nosebleeds from being too dry.... BUT once you're through, you will be cured, little to no acne after.

Now, the other pharmaceutical companies and companies that make acne treating products have taken the accutane company to court and tried to sue and make it seem like a very dangerous product. Those invested in *treating* acne have a vested interest in stopping the company that's curing it.

They will say accutane can make people suicidally depressed, but the reality of the matter is the people that kill themselves are killing themselves because of severe life-ruining acne, not because they're on accutane.... but there's been a number of lawsuits. Also it can cause severe birth defects if pregnant women take it so they must be on 2 forms of birth control....

but it's a lifechanger. That's your answer bro. Do it. I'd probably be a permavirgin myself had I never got treated.

>city of 2m people
Brisfag or actual fag from Melbourne?

Wow really ? Personally i'm 20 and virgin , don't have that much of social contact so no choice beside approaching girl ..

You're funny though so that's good.

Can't have accutane , my acnea is not severe enough , i have a face wash and a cream to apply at the moment but thats all , it got better but i feel like its not even button but scars , i'll go back to the dermatologist to see how i can get rid of them , but its not like horrible so i hope i will not get rejected because of that

For now I think only prostitutes. Long term solution intermittent fasting. Eat only once a day, look into it and lern how to do this in a way you don't fuck up your pancreas. you get thinner, you will have some pussy

OP don't take this advice. Women are not toys for you to just hit on. Being hit on when your not interested in the guy can be very scary. I dont know how you will handle rejection and for all I know you might hurt me.

Do not hit on random women ever, its extremely selfisb

Years and it was easy I just start eating normaly vegetarian and shit

lmao ... then how are you supposed to have a girlfriend ?

If your a good guy women will approach you. If they dont then you do not deserve a girlfriend

Yes you fucking can. If your dermatologist won't prescribe, go to a different one. They'll try all lesser options possible before prescribing accutane though (as is done with all drugs, they'll try lesser options before prescribing something with a lot of side effects).

If they ask about depression, say you don't have it, even if you do. They worry, based on people that have committed suicide (not from accutane but from severe acne, BUT they were taking it at the time), about prescribing it to depressed people.

The key is when the shit they've given you doesn't work or doesn't work well enough, you tell the doc on the next visit that you want to try something stronger. Do this 3 or 4 times and he should give you accutane.

And some doctors anymore are chickenshit about giving you the good (read: effective) stuff because it comes with a lot of side effects. If he adamantly refuses, ask him to refer you to a competent doctor.

At the end of the day the dermatologist is trying to make money. The acne treatment companies are doing their best to smear accutane though and the companies that make it. With all the professional drug pushing lobbyists in business it wouldn't surprise if there are some dermatologists getting paid by those devious cocksuckers to NOT prescribe accutane and push another greatly inferior product. Doctors are frequently paid by pharmaceutical companies to push a particular product and not push others....

tl;dr find a different dermatologist, also a regular doctor may not prescribe it, if you're just talking to a reg doc about acne, it's time to get a referral to the dermatologist.

Disregard this entirely. Women do not know what they want. They have no idea of the bullshit men have to go through to get laid and find dates.

I bet you're one of them who thinks it's unfair that promiscuous women are called sluts and promiscuous men are called studs.

I have news for you, for a guy getting laid and finding dates is much harder than saying yes and spreading your legs.

This is what works. But women are so out of touch they have no idea. Just like a woman will NEVER be honest with herself or anyone else about the guys that she actually dates/fucks.

Every woman will *say* they want a particular guy that has the traits of their friend-zoned man-gina that follows her around like a beaten dog when in reality dating just the opposite.

NEVER listen to a woman's advice about women. They live by very different rules and out of naivety, they simply don't know and understand.

There's always several years of men's life where they spend time trying to be what women say they want and following women's advice. After a few years of NOT getting any attention from women, they learn very quickly that women are either far too naive about dating matters or downright self-deceitful.

i already got prescribed pills and cream didn't work , by a dermatologist 2 time then got depress , didn't take anything for years , now i decided to take my life in hand recently , first i got to a reg doc who gave me the exact same thing , cream and face wash , now i'm better but still got a bit , if i go to a dermatologist i'll told him that it didn't work and need something better but but if they all say no what can i fucking do my acnea is not bad enough they say

If you are a good guy we will approach you ourselves. If you dont get approached then you are not a good guy and you do not deserve sex or a relationship. Its that easy.

This is how doctors work, bro. Keep on it, keep going back and saying it's not working (and I've been in your shoes, it's NOT working). If reluctantly say you've been noticing positive changes, they won't do shit.

Also get referred to by a dermatologist. Accutane has such as stigma that a reg doc probably won't give it to you.

It takes a few repeat visits, they have to see that the other choices aren't working or aren't working well enough, before trying more extreme options.

It's not hard. You just gotta try and follow through.

Also, some docs are so scared of litigation from side effects that they will not prescribe anything of value; in this case you find a new doc.

But I'd venture to say very few reg docs would ever presribe accutane. Get a referral to a dermatologist. Don't be too chickenshit to return and say it's not working.... this is what you have to do if you want pain pills or any "strong" medical option. They'll try to give you shit with few effects that doesn't do much good at first.

I'll not start again all the treatment , they will have to believe me that they others treatment don't work , but when they will see my face they never gonan give me accutane ... , i'm fucking 20 and nobody has acnea anymore thats why i'm scared of approaching girl ... , but i feel too lonely i'm tired of it tbh

Women instictively shoot for the 1 best option. For guys that don't look fucking Justin Bieber, your technique will not work.

You discourage a lesser attractive guy from hitting on women because it's happened to you and makes you uncomfortable. This is what guys MUST do to get laid.

And also, I'm fat and ugly these days, but I was young attractive and fit, and a god at guitar when I was younger. Here's the thing women DO NOT make the first move ever.

I went from never getting laid to getting a lot of women, with this exact technique.

So as I've said before, NEVER take women's advice on dating. I think there's a few years of a man's life where they do and they NEVER get laid or find dates.... then they have to start doing what works.

See, women assume there's a type of equality in dating, that what works for all women, even groteque harpies, are the same rules that apply to men. Even the grossest women can get laid/sex just for existing. Even the grossest have men that will approach and do all the work.... so they think the inverse must be true, that any man who's worth a fuck will get women approaching him.... this is NOT true. I'm farily convinced that women NEVER make the first move unless if you're like a pop star or a millionaire. Waiting them to do so will mean years of no sex and frustrated masturbation.

Women don't need a technique for sex or dates, simply existing is enough. There are different rules for men as their are in nearly all facets of life.

You're naive or a harpy, either way your advice should not be heeded.

Well, I gave you the answer, if you're too chickenshit and unmotivated to do it, you will fail.

No men were created equal, sometimes you were given a handicap (in your case, acne), that you must overcome....

You should find your balls and get treated, or find women who have bad acne to date..... but don't expect even an average looking woman to get be interested until you're treated.

If you're always gonna be too chickenshit to make some very basic steps towards fixing your broken life, no one will ever be there to *help* you fix it.

You can't help a man who won't help himself.

How old are you op

Whats wrong is that you say that unattractive guys should even talk to women. We do not want you to. You are supposed to not have sex and people should stop trying to convince ugly guys to hit on us. They do not deserve us and should stay away.
Dont get laid. Dont try to get laid. Learn to live without sex because if your ugly you are wrong for wanting it.

Thats what i was planning to do anyway you know , its just that i don't think my acnea is bad , thats why i was confident that if i approach girl i could have result , i'm not justing bieber but i'm not ugly either ... But now you clearly discourage me tbh

Chemically castrate yourself to get your mind off of women, straighten out, and then stop the medication.

Trolling 0/10

I'm trying to help here you stupid nigger.

And if you actually *are* a woman, you will get the worst form of karmic bitchslap when you're too old/fat/decrepit to be desired anymore.

See, here's the thing, women (even gross ones) NEVER have a shortage of interested takers while they're still in the early breeding years. After 30 pickings are getting slim, by 40, nonexistent.

Our culture has no usage for an aging harpie. In the old days, these women would be mothers/grandmothers and they'd have a valid social function even if their cooches weren't wanted. But anymore you harpies do not commit, you sleep around, having children with multiple fathers.... then when the looks decay, you're more rejected by life than an ugly male ever was.... and it stings far more because you thought you could always get a sense of value and validation through your cooch.

Natural justice is a beautiful thing.

Women are just gene filters, they look for the most alpha (more in terms of personality than looks, but looks still help) guy they can to make sure their children will survive evolution.
I'm a 6.5/10 and i've banged quite a few women, some 9/10s too.

Yea thats the beauty of it, i'm 30 and i see girls i went to school with who were 9s and 10s who everyone wanted to bang, now they have 2 kids to 2 different men and the only males they get are really really beta ugly ones who will help with the kids because thats really all she wants now.
When you have kids you drop 3-4 points honestly, a 10/10 with a kid is like 6-7 so if you are a 3 or 4 out of 10 and you have kids you're doomed.

Work out, shave your head bald, clean up but keep the goatee, get some tattoos and bam! Covered in biker bitches.

I honestly think you could pull off a intimidating biker look really well.

please kys you'd do the whole world a favor.