Go into a movie theatre

>Go into a movie theatre
>See this
What do?

open the door get on the floor

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Compliment the retard on his sweet costume and enjoy my movie

Depends, is it a girl?

Try to steal its phone while it's distracted

Yes

Kindly remind everyone in the theatre that it is in fact a Deinonychus and not a Velociraptor. Then ask for a sip of its drink.

>Kindly remind everyone in the theatre that it is in fact a Deinonychus and not a Velociraptor
How much ADHD do you have?

Then the answer is simple
>fuck it for the sole purpose of procreation

Oh, I have plenty... thanks anyways, user!

Ask him if I should go into the long grass after the movie.

Having ADHD is an insult to humanity, What the fuck is wrong with you?

>"Hey Tina"

Don't be a racist cunt man, what are you gonna do next make them sit at the back of the bus and not let their children go to our school cos their not a Velociraptor?
You fucjen sicken ma

Oh, no, nothing wrong... I'm fine... thanks again user!

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Yawn and put arm around neck.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.

No, you've got me all wrong.. I wouldn't let those tiny chicken-osaurs that call themselves "Velociraptors" anywhere near my beloved Deinonychus

Mate even the Deinonychuses probably think they are a raptor now.