That moment when Op rekts Atheist

That moment when Op rekts Atheist.

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Unless you have ptoof, fuck off faggot

Proof*

false comparison :)

"A christian is like an idiot, who believes in magic, wizards, santa and any shit you tell him."

>ptoof

Is it trying to speak?

religion is like looking round a dark room for a black cat that doesnt exist. you search all your life and angry insist that the cat is there but ultimately anyone with rational thought thinks youre crazy and tells you to stop wasting your life. A scientist may come along with a torch and show you that there is no cat, yet youre so blinded by your belief that you close your eyes each time he shines his torch.

Oh yea? How so? please, i'm listening.

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*Clap clap slap* worst example of my life, fucking kill your self, i mean it.

if this thread was a porn genre it would be traps

"A Toothfairytheist is like a blind man who is convinced that there is no such things as color" - Bill cosby 2014.

great comeback kek

false comparison

>i mean it

It wasn't a comeback, can't you read? it was an order.

Why are kid's allowed on Sup Forums?

"A theist is like a blind man, who lives in the derelict house behind that KFC in town... He'll suck the rind off of a lime, that fella - fellating strangers is the only income he has and I guess he has the advantage of not having to look at the knobbly, warty peckers he chows down on on account of the blindness... Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, Christians are fucking idiots and OP is an faget."

the existence of colors can be proven
the existence of a god can not :)

so you have proof

That picture is kind of beautiful, while the reilgious see only a small specific range of wavelengths (color) the atheist sees the whole spectrum at once (white).

A theist is like a blind man who believes there is such thing as colour. There might be, but it won't affect his life, wether he believes in colours or not.

God is easily proven.

If you fund a house in the middle of the woods you would know that someone built that house..

Just like the earth, you know someone built this earth, it's far to complex to be random my friend.

It takes black and white to see color dumb ass.

colour is the way we perceive how energetic light waves are; it's not necessarily a belief nor judgement

No its not

>uses lack of evidence as proof

your bait sucks, OP :)

We know it was designed because it's a fucking house, and we know that people build houses. It has nothing to do with the complexity.

We have no observation of planets being built though.

Your comparison is deeply flawed as is your understanding of how we determine if something was designed.

By that logic there would have to be infinite Gods because if God exists then who created God?

it's actually quite accurate as a metaphor

You're right OP. There is a god and he commands you to kill yourself right now.

Back to your creationism museum, Forrest. Don't want to miss Adam and Eve giving names to all the dinosaurs.

Atheism doesn't assert there is definitively no god, it just doesn't find the specific claims of monotheistic religions adequately substantiated to be believed.

There is no evidence for any of the details or specific claims about God and at every step of development of scientific knowledge, previously held religious convictions were shown to be wrong.

Why would God not mention galaxies or atoms in the bible? That's because it was written by scared humans who desperately sought explanations and meaning behind the indifferent things that happen in life. The deaths of loved ones, disease, natural disaster and everything else that can't be explained by the unaided naked human eye become bearable when you make up stories about how a benevolent dude is orchestrating it all.

A plague decimates the infant population? Well, God had a reason for it.

It wasn't until the invention of microscopes, telescopes, spectroscopes, prisms and other tools that extend the human senses, that we were able to make theories that actually fit reality. Examples of which are the theories of evolution, atoms, gravity, pathogens causing disease, tectonic plates and stellar / galactic / planetary formation.

None of those things even remotely resonate with the ancient claims of jews, christians, muslims and hindus. Only buddhism is slightly compatible without its own retarded mysticism because it's so vague and philosophical at its core.

Get over it. Humanity is in its puberty. Religion was the tooth fairy that got us through toddlerhood.

Why is incest forbidden if Adam and Eve had 3 sons? And why do Christians believe god is perfect if everyone was made in his image and yet everyone is a self-righteous douche?

here fixed that for you!

if god is the ultimate OP, what does that make him?

But a theist is like a blind man who is convinced that continuing to walk straight is the sanest way to go. Who cares what people believe, we're all blind. Now go away.

You know where I head when I want to have a reasoned, level-headed discussion of religion? Thats right, I run to Sup Forums.

A big fucking faggot

But alas, a blind man can use science, which exists, to see color.
He can't use his imagination, nor his god, nor his belief to see shit.

I've said it and I'll say it again: Discussing about religion, especially on the internet, is retarded. Because it's too big of a thing to just pat off as a hoax but too small of a thing to hang up there as the truth.

>If you fund a house in the middle of the woods you would know that someone built that house..

But we don't assume houses are built using magic, do we?

>"An atheist is like a man who doesn't believe there is a god."
ftfy

This has got to be satirical.

If someone built this place for us, they did a piss poor job of it. There are all sorts of environments, bacteria, viruses, chemicals and animals out to kill us here. A house keeps you safe from a lot of those things, the planet is what the house is a reaction to.

>be me
>first living cell on planet earth, formed by chance
>Ihaveanidea.jpeg
>shuffle around until there are billions of clones of me
>"let's become a bunch of fucking animals how rad would that be"
>a few billion years ff
>me and my buddies have spread upon every corner of this planet in form of our highly advanced children
>we call them "people"
>fucking kek 10/10 they're monkeys who can talk that's hilarious

>mfw my grandchildren claim that I didn't exist
> they think they just popped into existence
> they write books that tell fake stories about how I never existed
> they claim their book to be proof
> they burn and shoot their brothers who still believe in the true nature of their existence
>mfw they burn the very remains of their bilogical predecessors to craft more weapons to spread their weeaboo bullshit

You do know the Bible said that Satan rules over the earth atm, not God.

>Be you
>Don't know what the fuck you're talking about

>it's far to complex to be random my friend.

noone said it was random

>We have no observation of planets being built though.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HD_100546

>God is kind and benevolent
>Lets the bad guy rule over and shit on us
>We're supposed to worship this guy

This is why I preferred the older interpretations of god. At least then him being an asshole was in line with the bible.

You can explain and test for color, even as a blind person. ...because it exists.

Corky... lol

how is a blind person going to perceive color?

Please prove the existence of those two entities. It makes more sense to see the world for what it is, a planet where life evolved while competing with, predating on and being predated on by other life. Human life just comes from evolving a bigger brain to deal with all of these different dangers.

No it doesn't. Satan is barely mentioned in the bible.

>be you
>comment bullshit with no background
>laugh your ass off because I enrage some weirdos on the internet

he doesnt. a blind man could still understand experiments that prove light consisting of different wavelengths.
You can prove atoms existing despite the fact that nobody can see them

>The current year.
>Niggers still making these threads.

This is the problem, people talk shit about the Bible.. And have never read it..
You'd know what you said was flawed if you actually read your Bible.

In the beginning we where perfect, user and eve. Eve brought user the apple and she fucked everything up. Gg eve

But in all seriousness we'd still be perfect if it wasent for Them, and the fact they allowed evil to be one with Humans Satan pretty much shortly after took his place over this Earth.

I can link scriptures if you don't believe me.

By combining even a basic 3rd grade understanding of the frequency ranges of electromagnetic radiation, with either modern instrumentation, or simply by having pushed on their eyeballs as kids and become familiar with the colorful distortions in the signal.

Blind people everywhere DO understand color you hack.

The omnipotence paradox is as follows.

>could god make a rock too heavy for him to lift?
>if he can, then he's not all powerful because he can't lift the rock
>if he can't then he's not all powerful because he can't make the rock.

Revelations 12:12 friendo

If it weren't for god creating woman from Adams rib in the first place. God fucked everything up. Which since he's omniscient, he knew in advance he was going to fuck up, and being omnipotent was all-powerful to fix it, but 1, didn't fix it and 2, just went ahead and did it anyway. Fuck God.

No, they fucked everything up, it was them.. Not God.. It would be gods fault if we didn't have free will, but the fact we have the power of free will it was simply there fault, not gods.

That's not the point of the metaphor. The point is that atheists (like blind people) are lacking in the ability to perceive something. The blind person (the atheist) claims to know that the thing which they are unable to perceive doesn't exist, rather than recognizing their own lack of ability to perceive it.

>Posts picture of Eris, referencing Discordianism.
>Advocates for Christianity.
How's the chaos promoting going op?

And he said he was going to fix it in time, just because you and I are stuck in this time line doesn't mean he won't fix shit.

But the time has to be right, and I feel shortly everyone know who God is.

Not op, she was holding an apple so I thought it was semi relevant. Piss off

If you'd looked into other religions, you'd know that was Eris the goddess of chaos. It's a pity you didn't, I would enjoy a thread about Discordianism.

Because everyone else can see god?

Well why don't you go make a thread? no one is stopping you, and trust me, iv been to many religions serching.

I think in this analogy, people with regular vision would see the world like it is and people with dogma glasses see god.

Not him, but Revelations was a book written by Saint John the divine when he was stranded on the exiled of Patmos, he was also out of his mind.

The book itself is a prophecy, a historical account, and tellings of what was happening in the world at the time he was writing it.

They left it in the Bible because it has all that good "end of days" junk in it.

The Bible has been changed and modified so many times it's not viable as a reference. The most popular one is the King James Version, and all it takes is a bit research to see how much that one was fucked.

Oh you want me to leave because I want to bring another religion into the discussion?
I thought this thread was about theists versus atheists, not Christians versus atheists.

Ease up samefag, you'll blow your cover.

2016; Yourself is two words

Whose quote is this?

I believe that was Benjamin Franklin.

It was better than the colour one, fucking bieliever

Unless he is recommending ego death through the use of psychedelics.

What?? I never told you to leave, stop twisting my words, i said why don't you go make a thread on said subject.

And it does feel like you're attacking me OVER A FUCKING PICTURE..
I almost picked this picture right next to it.

And you'd probably start saying shit like.. Well he finnaly got an Oscar you'd know that if you could read Hahahahahahahahah

said by an idiot who probably doesn't know what color means and how light works because he believes that light is the reflection of god's urine or something

IKR the earth is obviously 6000 years old and obviously god created it lel only delusional idiots wouldnt believe that am i right

Not either of them, But I like you user.

Everyone needs to experience ego death.

I thought Christians were to help troubled people, and yet you try to convince/order someone to do such a thing. Shame on you, a fucking hypocrite you are and if your god ignores it he's a fucking tard just as you.

Not him, but maybe you should go dip your cock in some ice water or something. You're getting too worked up.

Never said the earth was 6000 years old, Humans are, but not the earth.

The bible never said anything like this. Care to prove me wrong?

Why is religion allowed? There are bunch of answers you'll never ever find. It has it in common.. with your god

I'm trying to prove a point, yes I'm flustered because I'm trying talk sense to a fuckig grease monkey.

If you are christian, I have to tell you that your religion is just the mixture of 3 ancient eastern religions... How can you believe in something so irrational that was made and writen by humans long time ago?
>inb4: made by sandniggers in the desert, not your real culture

Attacking you, really?
I thought you were subtly hinting to your posts being bait to get a rise out of people.
That it turned out to be bait, to get a rise out of you, is just a pleasant surprise for me.
Asking me to go make my own thread is a polite way of saying fuck off.
No that picture would not make sense in the context of what you were talking about, I would have asked you why you posted it.

Please end all religion, because it is a prophesy that people will turn on religion.

Yeah, all those bones of humans they've found that are way older than that are just planted fakes by the anti-Christian satanic, gettin rid of Christmas agenda.

Praise be gord!

try to hide your salt please

They where monkeys dumb ass, not humans..

HURR duuurrrr of it looks sorta like a human it must be a human.

Here's a man who has it all figured out. Over two millennia of people much greater and more erudite than you believed in God and you believe you've got it all figured out because you have read a few wikipedia summaries and have watched videos of Dick Dawkins telling you how stupid religion is. Twat.

I would be surprised if you are older than twenty, and if you are, you should definitely be embarrassed of your ignorance.

religion is like saying that there is 100% a house in that woods over there
when in fact this is most likely not a house in that woods

I can't understand the atheistic position. to say no deities exist with certainty.

agnosticism is a fine position. atheism is legit fucking stupid.

Nice one then XD

Atheist means a person who lacks belief in god(s). It doesn't assert that gods don't exist with 100% certainty.

thats not what I get from wikipedia in the first 3 sentences.

I actually do believe there is something like a god, tho I think I'd rather call him "time"? Do you know why?
Because the time allowed us to become of what we are,
with that being said the time defines us as young, old.
Death itself is happening due to time aswell.
Call me a fag, yet it is still better than your gay coloured assfuck god.

This. DNA testing and carbon dating is just another tool invented by Satan to lead the little lambs away from santa Jesus god.