Claim your celebrity wife, once someone picks her, she's gone, so be quick

Claim your celebrity wife, once someone picks her, she's gone, so be quick.

I pick Natalie Portman.

Dubs to steal.

Rowan Blanchard claimed

Arianna grande

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Emma Watson because I have a temper and beat women and she deserves that

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Monica Bellucci claimed....

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Saorise Ronan.

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Kat Dennings claimed!

Betty white claimed

Scarlett Johansson claimed

Amy Schumer

Kaley claimed

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Yvonne claimed

My Kenzie.

funny and sexy. a rare mix.

Olivia Munn claimed

yep

dreama

Eva Green claimed

was so much hotter in Mass Effect 2...

Camren Bicondova

Denise Richards claimed

ayy lmao

pretty badass in 24 Live Another Day with a ponytail later in the season

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She's really smart, and funny too.
Every time I hear her talk about her vagina I seriously lose my shit.

She looked pretty hot in Dexter

Jennifer Lawrence claimed!

That's because Dexter mounted her.

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Gaga.

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Danke

Don't be so nice. The world won't give you anything back for it.

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Had he known you were German, he wouldn't have done it.

her gene do u realize she is 37 now?

Top tier wife right there.

good choice user

good taste
11/10 but also 11/10 bitch

Maisie claimed.

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You smell like butt

Hailee

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Su-Metal is also good
Metal resistance is one of two albums released this year I liked

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Fast fast fast.
I mean it's destiny for me to pick Dove.
Good choice.

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claimed

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Attempting to steal

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Mine.

ty same to you

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fuck you. she's mine.

forgot image...

You pick a qt pie Rowan as a wife and like Metal Resistance, you have excellent taste, user. I approve of you.

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Tali is the best in mass effect, miranda looks like a transexual michael jackson

Michelle Trachtenberg

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Ruby Rose Claimed

Hodor claimed

truer words have never been spoken! fucking A right she is!

Np and thanks aswell.

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Cara Delevingne CLAIMED

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Surudenise claimed. Mai YTfu

She's a fat cow with 1/10 face with a pile makeup and she can't be too smart, she's a dipshit feminist. Obviously she isn't fit, which is what smart people do for themselves because it's the smart thing to do.


Back to the thread. I'm going with Rachel Cook. Purely based on looks.

image, gif, or webm is required

Ruby Rose is claimed.

>being this afraid and intimidated by strong, empowered, sexually confident women
Classic neckbeard behavior.

Clara Mamet

She doesn't have any of those characteristics other than the thin lip.

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Allison Mack claimed

Riri.

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Body is awkward as fuck

Who is this? She looks like her Mom had one too many glasses of wine before giving birth.

Hnnnggg

Literally has them all but the ears. (Can't see 'em in that pic.)

Kate beckinsale claimed

origininal waifu do not steel

Taylor momsen

cuck
she even fucks someone else in that movie
she's so fkn hawt

Plays Catwoman with Down syndrome.

>being this new

You're an idiot, you know that right?

Assigning a facial hair style to someone afraid of a person...classic cunt behavior.