WORK SECRETS THREAD ANYBODY?
>work at McDonalds
>Some guy bitches at us because his big mac doesn't have enough secret sauce.
>agree to replace his big mac
>everybody agrees we should slap our cocks on his burger
>we proceed to slap our cocks on the guy's burger
>the fucking new guy accidentally cums on the burger
>it's too late now, the dude is bitching that his burger is late
>We mix the jizz with sum secret sauce
>We give it to him
>He eats it
>He never finds out
shut up retard that never happened
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>the fucking new guy accidentally cums on the burger
>accidentally cums
>from slapping cock on burger
wat
As someone who has worked in fast food before i can pretty much guarantee if you have ever eaten takeout there is some degree of bodily fluids in it
IS THIS WHAT Sup Forums HAS BEEN REDUCED TO!?
TAKE ME BACK TO 2006 FOR THE LOVE OF CUNT!!
>work at Mr Lube
>Some guy bitches at us because his car doesn't have enough oil.
>agree to replace his oil
>everybody agrees we should slap our cocks on his car
>we proceed to slap our cocks on the guy's car
>the fucking new guy accidentally cums on the car
>it's too late now, the dude is bitching that his car is late
>We mix the jizz with sum oil
>We give it to him
>He eats it
>He never finds out
>working at a bagel shop
>cut bagels all day, so i have to wear i cut glove
>go to bathroom with cut glove still on my hand
>get a little bit of poop on cut glove
>run water over it, go back to work
Retards not recognizins the greatest paste from Sup Forums
>work at hospital
>some guy bitches he doesnt have enough anesthesic
>agree to give him more anesthesic
>we all agree to slap our dicks on his liver
>the fucking new guy acidentally cums
>too late now hes waking up
>sew him up with the jizz inside
>lives a normal life
>never finds out
>work at hospital
>guy bitches about not having enough morphine
>give him more morphine
>dies
>new doctor accidently cums on dead patients face
Die OP
>work at nuclear Powerplant
>Boss bitching around we need more Power
>We alle agree to slap our dicks at the reactor
>Some guy acidentlly cums on some Plutonium
>Reactor overheaded
>Boss bichtes even more around
>Need to shut down hole System
>No Power for the 3 nearest Citys for 6 hours
>mfw
>work at semen donation centre
>bros and me donating today
>nurse bitching because she needs more semen
>want money but don't want random bitches having our kids
>we use fake cum
>new guy accidentally cums
>mix fake cum in with real cum
>we give it to the nurse
>she uses it
>some recipient now now has a healthy young child that looks just like our bro
>work at a retirement home as a cook
>this old geezer bitches at us because not enough green beans in green bean casserole
>everybody agrees we should slap our cocks on his green bean casserole
>we proceed to slap our cocks on the guy's green bean casserole
>the fucking new guy accidentally cums on the green bean casserole
>it's too late now, the dude is bitching that he wants it now
>We mix the jizz with sum green beans
>We give it to him
>He eats it
>He never finds out
>work at IBM
>Some guy bitches at us because his X3 doesn't have enough defrag plots.
>agree to replace his X3
>everybody agrees we should slap our cocks on his X3
>we proceed to slap our cocks on the guy's X3
>the fucking new guy accidentally cums on the X3
>it's too late now, the dude is bitching that his X3 is late
>We mix the jizz with sum Overfrag Plots (C17)
>We give it to him
>He runs it
>He never finds out
>work at a dentists office
>some guy comes in bitching that his cavity filling is bothering him
>demands we fix it
>we all agree to smack our dicks on it
>fucking new girl receptionist pulls out a nine incher and accidentally cums in his mouth
>her and the patient just got married last week
>everyone pitched in and got them a toaster
Holy shit topkek
This fucking thread is legendary
lost
>work at burger King
>some guy bitches because his whopper doesn't haven't enough onions
>tell that fag he should get his ass to McDonald's if he's unhappy
>guy comes back later. Says he went to McDonald's
>says his big Mac tasted like a new guy's semen
>pull up this thread and show it to him
>kek
be me, 16
work at mcdonalds
have cameras all over
never fuck with anyones food
the sad thing is not that this is on here, but that this is some of the better content now
I wanna be in the ss, thx
>work at Chuck E. Cheese
>Some child bitches at us because his pizza doesn't have enough sauce.
>agree to replace his pizza
>everybody agrees we should slap our cocks on his pizza
>we proceed to slap our cocks on the kid's pizza
>the fucking 6 foot tall rat accidentally cums on the burger
>it's too late now, the kid is bitching that his pizza is late
>We mix the jizz with sum sauce
>We give it to him
>He eats it
>He never finds out
>be me with my band
>a random guy in the audience bitches at us because we're not avant-garde enough
>agree to write new songs
>everybody agrees we should esperiment with effect pedals
>we agree to slap our cocks on the pedals randomly
>the fucking new drummer accidentally cums on the fuckin flanger
>next concert we mix that cum flangered effects along with our old songs
>the same audience fucker eats it
>he never finds out
>later that day he posted a review on his channel "the needle drop" giving us a solid 6
>Work at Post office
>Go to toilet
>Take a shit
>Forget to take of glove
>Some gets on my glove
>Spread it on chinese bulk ordering
>mfw 100's of shitty little 1$ packages have my shit on them.
> work at kfc
> some guy bitches at us for not giving 24 chicken nuggets
> decide to give him 2 more
> he eats 2 more
> i never found out he had 24 nuggets
Someone screenshot this please
Probably right. The thought of some one "accidently came, slapping dick on berger" is sort of funny though. Like whats his deal?
At first I was trying to figure out what the fuck a nuclear PowerPoint was, then I felt like an idiot.
I think you should leave.
This turned into a real dick slapping good time!
The new guy accidently came on dubs.
Ur an dipshit
I think you should cum
I accidentally cum all the time. Usually when eating. I'm fat.
I work at a bakery
I cum in your pies
I don't give a fuck
The funny thing is there's a super obese chick who has a weird disorder where she cums whenever she eats, so she became a fetish cam whore basically.
>work as dog sitter
>someone bitches at me bc i gave him the wrong dog
>i agree to give him back his real dog
>me and thw other dogs agree we should slap our human and dog cocks on a random dog
>we proceed to slap our cocks on the newer dog, a golden retriever
>the fucking pug cums all over the retriever, its too late and the owner starts to ask questions
>i mix pug's cum with the golden retriever
>i give it to him
>he eats it
>he never finds out
How do you know I'm not her? Besides the fact that I'm not. #trumpsamerica
>human and dog cocks
How does one human and a group of dogs have multiple human cocks among them? Do you have more than one or do some of the dogs have human cocks or what?
>work at family planning clinic
>some bitch complains she hasn't had her period in three months
>agree to do check up
>do ultrasond Everyone agrees she's pregnant
>decide we should all slap cocks on preggers pussy
>new guy cums on her pussy
>It's too late now
>mix cum with some of that jelly shit we use
>give her test results
>twins
>one was premature and stillborn
>she never found out.
Actually given her food intake she might be dead by now, I don't know. I think I saw a TV show about it in the very early days of webcams. Which was a good few years back by now...
i think that the dog owner joins the dog sitter since it is still confused as fuck
>work at Chinese restraint
>chink starts bitching about how his dog is undercooked
>agree to get him a new one
>other workers agree to slap their dicks in the new dogs asshole
>worker accidently cums on it
>too late now
>we give it to him
>he eats it
>he never finds out
>decide to slap cocks on newfags
>they never found out it was copy pasta
>work for nasa
>some guy bitches that we've never been to the moon
>myself, Neil, Buzz drive to hanger in nevada slap our cocks all over this giant ass sound studio rigged to look like the moon
>new guy cums on the flag
>mix it in with some moon rocks
>send video to whole world
>noone notices gravity jizz flying towards flag
>noone ever found out.
That's a fair point, the owner is clearly at risk of losing his dominance over his dog if he doesn't join in the gangcockslapping. Best to be on the safe side.
>work at a gun store
>some guy is complaining his gun doesn't work
>agree to check it
> Co workers help out
>diceded to cum on in the gun
>new guy accidently shots himself
>his chest was bleeding like a waterfall
>its too late now
>gave gun back saying it was fixed
>het took it
>he will never know
>be a jew
>plan to blame taliban for something
>Fuck those towers are ugly
>decide to slap cocks on WTC
>new guy flies his jew plane into them and jizzes
>mix jizz with falling rubble and people
>too latenow
>blame Osama.
>they never found out
Well that was fun while it lasted
Some oc contribution from me
Zozzled. At work right now trying not to laugh at my desk