ITT. trips decide what I do with all this new paracord

ITT. trips decide what I do with all this new paracord.
>dont make me waste it

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Kill yourself

Go hiking?

do the most dificult knot you know

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Throw it out

Tie it around your nutsack, add a hook, then throw it at a passing train, cunt

take a shit, make a knot around it then lower it it into the sewer slowly. unroll all the cord then pull it back. If the piece of shit at the end is bigger than it was initially, good fortune will come to you.

tie something heavy to it and throw it at someone

shove it up your arse

tie it around you ball sack and one end around a door knob then slam the door

shove it up your mums arse

Hang your cat. In absence of cat, hang your dog. In absence of dog, hang yourself.

Cum on It and give it to your hot neighbour

throw it away

cut it in the middle

Build a trebuchet

sick fuck

Hang yourself with it

burn it.

flush it down the toilet.

Tie it reaallyyy tight around your cock and watch it go purple and drop off :)

Make it into survival bracelets and give them to your friends for the holidays

> set it on fire
> get online
> watch this youtube.com/watch?v=_uaWbBB1760

Waste it

tie up a girl with it and tuck her in on a massage table and play chill music while you put warm stones on her back

Cut into 7 equal pieces, Tie each together with figure 8 knots, then piss on it and throw away

Reroll :(

Roll

>fill condom with cum
>freeze cum
>tie frozen cum condom to end of paracord
>go around to feminist rallies assaulting feminists with your cum
>profit????