Hi /b

Hi /b
Just wanted to let you know i feel alpha as fuck atm. Lost my virginity 1,5 years ago( 17 at that time, 19 now)
I've fucked 9 girls within the last 4 months and 14 in total. What's your stats?

Never had sex.
just 15
Still hope....

Underage b&

More than me and I'm 30 and I've been with 10. Although, I've been in 4 LTR where I had sex 3 times a day for years. I've probably had sex in between 5 to 10k times.

My current gf is an asian model who's parents are 9 figures.. Might marry, I feel alpha too.

My only tips are:
show selfesteem
smalltalk only for about 10-15 minutes
Kiss and take her to a room ASAP
Then just kiss and finger for a good 5-10 minutes and take her clothes of.
Dont hesitate, you litterally cant fuck up

5 - 10'000? how is your number this exact?

and alcohol makes it 10x easier, get her and yourself drunk

"Dont hesitate, you litterally cant fuck up"
*Is Fatfag, not human meatball... but quite chubby*

it makes things easier but not more enjoyable, if you really want sex, stop fapping for 1 month and see how desperate you get, youll hook up in no time

lol I don't keep track bro.. I'm just guesstimating. It's not like my phone tracks my fucks like my steps.

I am fithteen and not aa virgin

I been exploring my fag side and it turns out I prefer banging dudes. only some six women but I lost track of how many guys I topped.

>tfw dudes are better at head

17 in my first LTR and she's pretty good. We try to sneak sex as much as possible around our parents. I've only been with her but seems like constantly doing stuff

fuck off you underage faggot

Was an amateur pickup artist in my early 20s. Am 31 now. I came to realize that as fun as pickup/sex is, I'm pretty introverted and too emotionally unstable to deal with the downsides of getting laid so much, so I quit, and only focused on relationships.

Been married for 5 years now and have two kids. It isn't perfect, but I feel better than when I was getting laid constantly.

That's a weird feeling. Never really thought I'd say that.

wellp, I was going to say I was alpha but someone already oneupped me. i've been with about 50 girls and i'm 25. but most have been 6s, 5s, and 4s kek. i'd trade em all for a rich model

I never bothered counting because I don't count things in my life that aren't challenging.

You grew up user.

I counted because they were challenging, you need to step your game up bro. I'd start back from 1.

>but most have been 6s, 5s, and 4s kek.
Friendzoning this women feels better than the barely satisfactory sex.

Try it.

No you weren't you lying faggot, you're not even married with children now. Quit lying you fucking sperg.

>friendzoning
I have enough friends, like fuck I'm going to kickit all day with some fuglys

good luck on having a shitty life and future and your wife finding out you have fucked 14 girls in the future , then get drunk on the streets like a typical loser, you're the reason society is ruined and the cancer that is killing Sup Forums

OP here
I do want a gf now, but the girls i hook up with, sadly aren't girlfriend material, and they usually don't want anything but sex from me

>like fuck I'm going to kickit all day
are you fucking stupid?
you don't actually have to hang out with people after you friendzone them, lol. all you're doing is cultivating their desire then denying them.

also nice trips

quality > quantity

31 years old
fucked 30+ females over the years
Constantly fantasize about sucking cock and sex with men.

Only 1, a fair amount of girls told me I'm pretty good looking.
Still too retarded to get a girlfriend, no clue what's wrong...

Yea, but then they become orbiters. I'd rather just not have them in my life at all

I don't care how many people a future wife or gf have been with so why would they? And I don't need to tell them. But if this make yourself feel better about your beta-self, go ahead ;)

typical horny child, go back to your xbox and say " I FUKD UR MOM LAST NITE "

fag

that really isnt alpha


lost mine at 19 now 20 and fucked 16,

I know a guy who's 23 and been with just over 400 girls.

34, fucked 21 girls at this point.

I've been married for the last 3.5 years, though. But we're getting a divorce and I've been pissed about it... So actually, in the two months I've fucked 6 other women. Doing okay for myself I think, considering I'm a balding old neck-beard.

I used to sleep around alot in uni
Thats when i thought my value as a human being was how many and quality of girls i could pickup
I still always got laid constantly on average but now its with a girl who loves me and knows all my little tricks to get me off.
I dont need to focus on girls when i do anything
So i started rapping and drawing and firespinning and doing way cooler shit than drinking and fucking randoms
It was fun, but like that other user said there is so much emotional bullshit that is attached to it
Guess my stats are about 20 in uni
10 when backpacking areas in world
But just my baby now

24 years old

Sounds like someones angry because they realize they'll never have sex. Also, shouldn't you be in school right now you little pissant.

I wonder if there has ever been a case where someone on xbl did say this, and they really did it.

75 in overwatch

I scored my first blow job at 13, by 14 was having anal sex regularly, 15 my cock went into any available hole.

>Methodist Youth Group
>all you can fuck buffet

You misunderstand. I'm so fucking good looking I can sit alone on a bench,say nothing at all, and fuck whoever sits next to me, male or female. There is no challenge because I look better than 99.9% of all people in the world. I'm already the game itself, there is no place to step up to. On top of it all, I'm filthy rich. Disgustingly rich, so rich every step I take can be, arguably, a waste of money.

27 years old

I lost count. Somewhere in the low 40s.

I didn't lose it until just before my 22nd birthday.

Trust me it's not as good as your fantasies. Do it and get it out of your system. Remember when you lost your virginity and found out sex wasn't FUCKING AMAZING like you thought it would be? Same feeling.

>You misunderstand, here, look at this made up detail about myself.

I'm not 12 dude, you're obviously taking the wrong steps in life if you're wasting money over it lol. But in all reality, I could create a better fabrication... cmon newfags.

You poor young blood. You'l learn your place and your willful service will be appreciated.

grils that are blacked don't count.
it counts for less if you can't hold them down either

...

No nigger he's pointing out that the difference between the number 5 and the number 10,000 is fucking huge you kike

What?! I lost my virginity at 13. I'm 29 now. That girl whipped out my dick, hiked up her skirt and rode me until I nutted deep in her guts. Best time of my entire life.

Good for you!
Now enjoy meaningless sex for the rest of your life, betatard!

Whatever a bloke says divide by 3

Whatever a bird says multiply by 10 ;)

> 29 yo
> 34 girls (no hookers)
> was in 2 serious relationships that took away 5 years and never cheated
> nutted in 10 girls and have 0 kids, life is good.

>38yo
>10 grills
>2 serious r/s
>Prob a few more, woke up next to a few but too fucked to remember if anything happened
>single now and cbf with r/s, life's good

5,000-10,000 you google

Pics.
Any beta fag can nail a bunch of uggo's user

POST PICS

>25 years old
>50-60 girls I stopped counting
>nutted in at least 30 of them
>no kids

Lost my virginity around 14. Stopped counting the amount of chicks i slept with after 10 when i was about 16. Life in nyc is so good

Shit i forgot, im 25 now.

>no kids
>>that you now of

>user's story is true
>user may be sterile
>tuf luk m8, u half a man

Dubs, real talk

i have only really fucked 4 girls in my 28 years, but i currently have 2 girls that i fuck regularly that know of each other, both are my gf's, and at times we spend romantic time in a group together.

I wont lie, its a massive ego boost, and although requires constant maintenance, i love every second of it.

I've fucked 3 girls, came in all of them, within the past week and a half. I also fucked my baby momma who is also an ex but she doesn't count.

I contracted some mild std from one of the first girls, so at least 2 of them caught something from me and I feel like shit but i didn't know. 2 of the girls are 8/10s and one is a 2/10, my ex is a 6/10. Long haired country boys get pussy easy.

Nigga detected "my baby momma" KYS

Cool story bro'...

not gonna, their avarage is probably 6-7 with the lowest being a fat ugly 2 and the hottest being 9

lost virginity at 16. currently 29. had girlfriend for 5 years which didn't help the numbers, but currently at 17 girls, including a porn star. feelsgoodman

on a good run right now. fucked 3 in the last few months, including a 20-year old cosplay chick (pic related). should hit 4, most likely on my next date with this newest girl from okc

MODS MODS MODS

A pornstar?
Kek, it's like fucking a prozzie without paying for it.
Name? Proof?

I'm 29, lost virginity at 21
Fucked 4 girls total.
Got married last month and we met when I was 25 so 1 girl in the last 4 years.

Respect Sup Forumsro!
My best m8 fucked only 1 grill, they've been together for 20y now, 2 children and happy as fuck.

ariana marie, no proof but i don't care if you believe me

Was it some kind of world record shit where the grill takes as many cocks as possible within 24hrs?
If so, doesn't count

no, randomly met her at a pool party in vegas through a mutual friend. and her husband is a cuck... he has a hotwife fetish.

Thanks Sup Forumsro. It's nice she's adventurous and loves anal and blowjobs.

Im 23, lost virginity with 16 (sticked bit in but hurted her too much). Had right Sex with 20. Had only Sex with 3 Girls so far but couldve had some more (too drunk, don't give a fuck, in love with someone else). Now had since an half year no more sex and I really need to have some again. Have already some opportunities. Problem is i think the girls I could have sex with would want an relationship afterwards (2 girls, one is even virgin). I have another girl which just wants fun but she knows the virgin girl. And then there are 2 girls which are intresting. Lets see. My dick says I need someone

just fuck them and tell them you didn't know they had feelings, and you won't hurt them more by giving them false hope

Sup Forumsro, English please?

35 and at 867'ish give or take a few. Lol. Women are easy. They are all sluts, they just either don't know it yet and none of them wanna look / feel like a slut. Back when internet dating was new in 2002, in my peak, I was going through 2-4 girls a day.

Don't be a lil bitch, learn to say and take what you want without being a creeper. Lean to make her laugh. Lear how to work that g-spot and master foreplay (she will tell her friends, they will want to fuck you)

Happy Hunting Sup Forumsros

25, Virgin but kissed 1 girl.

Contrast.

So what? No worries mate, as Ive said earlier to another user, my best m8 only fucked 1 girl and they've been together for 20y now.
In my eyes it's much better than fucking 1 grill a day and be lonely and unhappy at 40.

Quick question user, where are you now? Still fucking?

Sticking your dick in whores doesnt make you alpha, retard. It only takes 1 to wreck your life especially if she gets pregnant. 19 is a baby, 4 years ago you were playing with dolls

In between gf's. Slower down a lot. Come to terms that my man whoring was a result of a broken hone and being abused as a child.

I mean it's easy to slip in to that mode, especially when shit like Twilight and other chick flicks are pretty much instruction manuals on how to make pussy wet, it's easy to leave when your done. But I have learned the only thing better then getting your dick sucked, is the next time she sucks you off. That And i started to give a shit about my future.

I agree, though I don't want to be lonely and a virgin at 40.

Such a bunch of morons ITT,
>we're alphas
>fucked a lot of girls
>no you're male sluts
>die lonely cunts
>mark my words
>it will happen

You won't, you're clever, don't worry Sup Forumsro

19 years old, lost virginity at 16, banged 7.

Any femanons here?
Just curious?
Inb4 tits or GTFO aren't allowed.
Why should only guys "showing off"
Most are you are virgins anyway