ITT its 100 AD in Rome
singles are Plebian
dubs are Patrician
Trips are Demigod
Quads are Diety
ITT its 100 AD in Rome
singles are Plebian
dubs are Patrician
Trips are Demigod
Quads are Diety
where the fuck are equites, what the hell are you thing you fucking moron, back to the drawing board with you
someone's mad that they are only a pleb
more realistically:
singles: slaves
dubs: freed men
trips: plebian
quads: patrician
hey fuck you pleb, the equites were a major part of the roman class system, punk ass bitches thinking it's no big deal providing a horse for the army
dont make me get my gladius
MFW I snatch up all you slave faggots to work the lands at my villa
why dont you pull that pilum out your ass first Pleb
get a load of this plebian ass fuck who has no idea what rights plebians had
I AM NOT A PLEB
Rolling for roman citizenship
shit guys it the aristocrates
TRIPS
WELL! LOOK WHO THINKS HES FANCY BECAUSE HES LEGALLY ALLOWED TO WEAR A TOGA, LA-DE-FUCKING-DA
pleb
I call to order a bill to ban this faggot because of his blatant public displaying homosexuality of 69ing
tell that to my gladius, faggot!
ROLLING FOR PRAETORIAN TRIBUNE
look at this guy thinking romans didnt shag every butthole they could get there dicks in
>shit guys it the aristocrates
> it the aristocrates
looooooooooool
I hope I get pleb
roll
lel gladius
who even fights of foot anymore, plebians are so funny, why dont you go bury your Pilum in your battle buddies armour
Well, about 2000 years ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit 15 million denarii from my uncle who molested me when i was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and proscriptions and shit, It's official. I am the richest person in the empire. A lot of you proletariat were begging for shit from the last time, but i may make someones day right now. Post your slave on the via appia with a sign about why you deserve shit.
roll
Pleb roll
I have always been and forever will be a patron and a scholar.
ALRIGHTY BITCHES JUPITER IS JUMPING IN HERE
Carpe Diem faggots
>rolling
Hello my fellow non-pleb
why don't I fuck you up with my ballista
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roll for peasent
Good day to you sir, the plebs are running wild today arn't they
What the heck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Praetorian Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Carthage, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guarding the emperor and I’m the top guardsman in the entire Senatus Populsque Romanus. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Imperial Europa, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the glorious empire? Think again, bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of frumentarii across the SPQR and your Familia is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, tiro. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare gladius. Not only am I extensively trained in testudo, but I have access to the entire formations of the Praetorian Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable littlus dickus off the face of Europa, you little cuck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you unworthy kike. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, tiro.
haha yes, look at this pleb
fucking cunts mate
I'll take those odds
oh such a silly slave he is claiming to be Praetorian. Doesn't he know he needs Roman Citizenship first.
Patrician of the Glens Iulius here, here is a sculpture of my head
Where are my fucking chickens?
this guy doesnt know plebs were citizens, kek
He also thinks he's trained enough to fight Carthage
Bring me my wine.
Good pleb
check these singles
Triarii
no fucking way i can ever be a patrician, pleb life for me forever.
Fuck this gay earth
Rollin'
Alright brothers I believe it is time to announce my candidacy for Consul
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Ah, another patrician joins
check out my new sandals with straps that go up to my knees
Roll for the Empire
Only deity here
Those are nice sandals fam
Look at my new 8 years old fleshlight
Greek belongs to the nords
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Deity
ah fellow Patrician would you like to come to my opium fueled orgy later
Only if my kid comes with me
>100AD
>Being a pleb
ayyyyyy riedo
the more the merrier
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gg
pleb roll
rollerex maximus
RiseUp
Fake Jews are the Synagogue Of Satan
Titus, bring me my bread.
Tfw you can sense the dubs but captcha is fucking you over
Diety get
Let's party tomorrow then
But now i have to got to sleep
Next morning i have to work in the coliseum
Ya know, roman stuff
See you guys
Roma Invicta et esferica
Rolling
roll
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BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS
DEUS KEK
bow to me
oh the irony, your a sophist arn't you?
Fucking irony
Whats up, plebs
xd
What use are quads to a god?
Jupiter's digits get
I am Hitler
Rolling for being a Titan.
Your god has arrived
A new God rises
rolling for /патриций/
The God of Plebe
I am god
Guess im a pleb
ok
gib ur womanz plebs
Look at me. I'm a demigod.
Welcome me as your new god; Eddie Murphy
Rollollol
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