ITT its 100 AD in Rome

ITT its 100 AD in Rome

singles are Plebian

dubs are Patrician

Trips are Demigod

Quads are Diety

where the fuck are equites, what the hell are you thing you fucking moron, back to the drawing board with you

someone's mad that they are only a pleb

more realistically:
singles: slaves
dubs: freed men
trips: plebian
quads: patrician

hey fuck you pleb, the equites were a major part of the roman class system, punk ass bitches thinking it's no big deal providing a horse for the army

dont make me get my gladius

MFW I snatch up all you slave faggots to work the lands at my villa

why dont you pull that pilum out your ass first Pleb

get a load of this plebian ass fuck who has no idea what rights plebians had

I AM NOT A PLEB

Rolling for roman citizenship

shit guys it the aristocrates

TRIPS

WELL! LOOK WHO THINKS HES FANCY BECAUSE HES LEGALLY ALLOWED TO WEAR A TOGA, LA-DE-FUCKING-DA

pleb

I call to order a bill to ban this faggot because of his blatant public displaying homosexuality of 69ing

tell that to my gladius, faggot!

ROLLING FOR PRAETORIAN TRIBUNE

look at this guy thinking romans didnt shag every butthole they could get there dicks in

>shit guys it the aristocrates
> it the aristocrates

looooooooooool

I hope I get pleb

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lel gladius

who even fights of foot anymore, plebians are so funny, why dont you go bury your Pilum in your battle buddies armour

Well, about 2000 years ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit 15 million denarii from my uncle who molested me when i was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and proscriptions and shit, It's official. I am the richest person in the empire. A lot of you proletariat were begging for shit from the last time, but i may make someones day right now. Post your slave on the via appia with a sign about why you deserve shit.

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Pleb roll

I have always been and forever will be a patron and a scholar.

ALRIGHTY BITCHES JUPITER IS JUMPING IN HERE

Carpe Diem faggots

>rolling

Hello my fellow non-pleb

why don't I fuck you up with my ballista

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roll for peasent

Good day to you sir, the plebs are running wild today arn't they

What the heck did you just fucking say about me, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Praetorian Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Carthage, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guarding the emperor and I’m the top guardsman in the entire Senatus Populsque Romanus. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Imperial Europa, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the glorious empire? Think again, bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of frumentarii across the SPQR and your Familia is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, tiro. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare gladius. Not only am I extensively trained in testudo, but I have access to the entire formations of the Praetorian Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable littlus dickus off the face of Europa, you little cuck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you unworthy kike. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, tiro.

haha yes, look at this pleb

fucking cunts mate

I'll take those odds

oh such a silly slave he is claiming to be Praetorian. Doesn't he know he needs Roman Citizenship first.

Patrician of the Glens Iulius here, here is a sculpture of my head

Where are my fucking chickens?

this guy doesnt know plebs were citizens, kek

He also thinks he's trained enough to fight Carthage

Bring me my wine.

Good pleb

check these singles

Triarii

no fucking way i can ever be a patrician, pleb life for me forever.

Fuck this gay earth

Rollin'

Alright brothers I believe it is time to announce my candidacy for Consul

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Ah, another patrician joins

check out my new sandals with straps that go up to my knees

Roll for the Empire

Only deity here

Those are nice sandals fam
Look at my new 8 years old fleshlight

Greek belongs to the nords

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Deity

ah fellow Patrician would you like to come to my opium fueled orgy later

Only if my kid comes with me

>100AD
>Being a pleb
ayyyyyy riedo

the more the merrier

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gg

pleb roll

rollerex maximus

RiseUp

Fake Jews are the Synagogue Of Satan

Titus, bring me my bread.

Tfw you can sense the dubs but captcha is fucking you over

Diety get

Let's party tomorrow then
But now i have to got to sleep
Next morning i have to work in the coliseum
Ya know, roman stuff
See you guys
Roma Invicta et esferica

Rolling

roll

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BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS
DEUS KEK

bow to me

oh the irony, your a sophist arn't you?

Fucking irony

Whats up, plebs

xd

What use are quads to a god?

Jupiter's digits get

I am Hitler

Rolling for being a Titan.

Your god has arrived

A new God rises

rolling for /патриций/

The God of Plebe

I am god

Guess im a pleb

ok

gib ur womanz plebs

Look at me. I'm a demigod.

Welcome me as your new god; Eddie Murphy

Rollollol

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