Wow he got pretty a nice physical condition for someone whos been in a come for 20 years...

Wow he got pretty a nice physical condition for someone whos been in a come for 20 years. Neo could barely see or move when he got out of the Matrix

Just got back from this with the gf and it was shit.

>been in a come

this guy lived? too bad the guy on the left is dead irl

Brent Spiner is eternal

want to know how i realized you're bullshiting?

This movie was literally made to laugh at people stupid enough to pay to see it.

They are laughing their asses off.

I'd probably be pretty happy if I was in a come for 20'years too.

>dat wig tho

It's cheesy disaster porn. just like the first movie. if you liked the first, you'll probably like this. Problems were mainly the lack of character development, Jeff Goldblum's dad's story was pointless, and the queen alien thing was dumb. The dad's story and queen alien thing could have been cut to develop the characters more. Still fun popcorn flick though.

>It's cheesy disaster porn. just like the first movie. if you liked the first, you'll probably like this.

nah the first was better

this one had zero tense scenes.

My wife's son liked it.

you dont go watch a popcorn summer movie for the character development.

So she fulfilled her promise. Now you must go to ghostbusters.

I agree. The first was better. This was still just a basic popcorn flick. If you like disaster, aliens, humanities last stand type thing, it's good enough. Not horrible, not great. The first one was also not horrible and not great. The set up for the 3rd movie actually kind of makes me a bit excited for a 3rd one.

Is the CG good at least? I'm considering IMAX for fun.

Still the first one actually had characters I remembers. This one they set up a love story with an Asian girl who barely had any lines and barely existed. There was also some nerdy dude who teamed up with an African warlord and I for the life of me have no idea why he was in there.

the chinky scenes were to appeal to china, i posted in this thread yesterday but whatever, that woman can clearly not speak english very well at all.

They used QQ in one scene which made my chinese friends burst out laughing, i work for a chinese company so watched it with them.

they found all the chinese scenes incredibly forced and embarrassing.

It is acceptable

>tfw I have become a come

Spiner was in the first movie? Huh.

I assume Medical science improved thanks to reverse engineering the alien tech

He's so blatantly obvious in the first that it's hard to miss.

Jeff Goldblums dad was Mr. Magoo

Data doesn't age

The worse news is Will Smith dodged it.

How great would it have been to see him JUST this way

>if you liked the first, you'll probably like this
no, fuck you

the first one was a little corny here and there but overall it was a fun and enjoyable watch... this one is just a fucking travesty

Where's Will Smith?

He wanted Jaden to play every other character and be paid ten trillion dollars for a 5 minute scene where he would proclaim the aliens were Xenu and it was their duty to fight them in the name ofScientology.

The first movie was dogshit but it was enjoyable because all the buildup to the aleins made them seem threatening and interesting

This movie was just scene and after scene, nothing felt connected, nothing felt like it mattered, it just raced through it's shit poorly thoughtout plot to it's mediocre ending

That being said I did enjoy the CGI and dumb shit with the sphere

overall it was Fun