ITT: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

ITT: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

aka: the greatest nation to have graces God's Earth

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youre forgetting about africa

No complaints here.

>mfw trump putin and farage will destroy isis before 2018

>Over 2000 years of history and culture

How can one country be so based?

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not united and nothing great about

You're thinking of the colonies, they weren't separate kingdoms.

Are you a thick fukker? britain is some midget island that somehow plundered the world for ages coming forom = sum one in irr scootland fucck feee ir ira IRA ma moo n

Fuck off you SNP voting scum

>some midget island that somehow plundered the world for ages

oh colonialism, how I miss thee

>greatest nation
>banning porn

>implying porn is banned in the UK

uppa taigs

>God

Whatever you gotta tell yourself there op

I made the flag look less shit for you

Absolute maximum kek

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RULE BRITANNIA

What are you doing here Ambassador Farage?

Destroy Taig

>not united

Wot

why dont you just fuck off aleady and wall urself in your shitty northern igloo

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Kike lover
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> the greatest nation to have graces God's Earth

fixed for you op

I'm British and I'll happily admit that Napoleon was a truly great man.
Unfortunately for you France has been shit and totally irrelevant since 1815

Fixed your flag

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Kek

accept it

you KNOW you cant compete

the masculinity of the african male far exceeds the unworthy sissy white

RULE BRITANNIA.
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!

Ruuuule britania

when your wife is in londonistan, and she sees what she wants, let her take it.
she won't be happy with you anyways

>Brought to you by your local internet Jew

>He types in English

Fucking kek

we have to accept more refugees, and accept the physical superiority of the african male.
I wish i could get my wife to agree to get pregnant by one of them

You cowards cant even beat the fuckin potatoes, british military = only good at fighting niggers with spears

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which battle?

They won that one.
In fairness, they only lost the war of independence when their own public turned against them

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>american

yeah and them coward got so good at fighting nigrz with spears that they colonized half the world and the only reason anyone gives a shit about is because your a part of us and we let you keep ur national identity

>Easter Rising
>Dublin
>your a part of us and we let you keep ur national identity
>Dublin

uppa peelers

Cornwall/south west girls

>Won one battle
>Lost literally every war plus the struggle for world relevance

Now Spain is nothing more than a British tourist destination kek.

us jocks will be leaving your sinking ship shortly.

thats what he means.

shut up you fucking traiter. if you had it your way you would speaking german right now still attached to an empire

>They even RELY on British tourism to keep their economy afloat

where they from? Any penzance?

The 'greatest nation' is now in the process of banning pornography from being produced in which more than 3 fingers are inserted into one orifice, among other 'obscene' acts.

Maybe 150 years ago, now it's some small islands populated by billionaire elites who assfuck the population daily and don't even feel the need to hide it. And the Britbong say "fuck us harder, we love it" and either starve, die waiting on a simple surgery or are cut up by mudslimes.

You actually think there will ever be another ((((independence)))) referendum? Jesus Christ mate, sorry to break it to you, but you're here forever.

And did those feet in ancient time,
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy lamb of god
On England's pleasant pastures seen?

And did the countenance divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear, oh clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!

I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Til we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land

>if you had it your way
>significant numbers fighting in WWI despite lack of conscription
>imprisoned IRA suspects during WWII to prevent collusion with the Nazis
>rounded up every known German spies
>provided intel to allied forces
>facilitated allied military displacements
>all while claiming to remain neutral
You haven't a fucking clue about history, have you user?

we shall see my dim unionist friend.

somehow i suspect you will be eating those words.

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yes mates

glorious master french man that posted our glorious master flag earlier

most english people are gay, others are drunk, and i dont even talk about your degnerated cousins the murifats

watch how we ll deal with the islam shits over here, thats gonna be bloody, thats gonna be historical

watch and learn anglo saxon shits, how we build civilisation

Mainly I know girls from Helston/Truro, Emily Rhodes or Zoe lovelock ring a bell?

To be honest even though it'll never ever happen, I hope you do gain independence just so I can see your country crash and burn under your "progressive" EU- SNP reich

ugly girls tho

You're right there, not going to deny it
We do have a few rare 10/10s thoguh

no i just cba to argue with a prick like u at 12:45 in the morning

Amber - Newquay

right on .. pz st. ives here.

L O L O L OL

>And did those feet in ancient time,
>Walk upon England's mountains green?
>And was the holy lamb of god
>On England's pleasant pastures seen?
>And did the countenance divine,
>Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
>And was Jerusalem builded here
>Among these dark satanic mills?

No.

as soon as independence happens the SNp will fall apart.

i suspect we will have a tory govt sooner than later. and if not we wont have a mass surveillance govt on our ass like Westminster.

snoopers charter ring a bell?

Ma nigga

Nottingham standing by.

Izzy dude? Or Megan knight, Hannah jones?

as if you had anything else to be doing, it's fucking 12.45.

CUMBRIA (whitest county in the UK) standing by.

Amber -- Newquay

geddon boi
names dont ring any bells
glad to finally see some cornish people here!
p.s fck kernow king

Geddon boi how you getting on?

Nina west or Chloe James?

Who has stereotypical shitty Britbong teeth here? I got a really bad openbite, never once mentioned it to my dentist. 21 year old, hoping I can have surgery to get this shit fixed. That's the closest I can bring my teeth together.

You know what will make this place better..less sandnigga's

nah me cock, I left years ago. go back to visit folks in pz, but divvin know any slappers

kat kingsley
hannah oniel
rhiannon lankford
sophie harvey
allahu akbar?
PEnzance grills but get around

Danielle C - Newquay

your future flag cunts that might work for you though the kingdom was only united because you fool tried to colonise america colonize America failed and bankrupted yourselves

im good still full of homeless and drugs down this end of the woods xD
no :/ she looks hawt though, how old?

Sophie Harvey rings a bell ;)

had a mate bedruthen steps hotel,, still running?>

fixed your flag for you

says the irish shitposter who goes on tangent about WW2 to avoid lokking like a traiter who accepts weapons and financial backing to fuck their allie not to mention the shit the IRA pulled in the 60s

This one anyone?

Its all ready too late friend, just kill yourself before Ahmed impregnates every white woman in britian

yeah shes well known town to town, used to live in helston i think

charlie howis
sophie rodgers
magenta reynolds
rosie harris

It always makes me laugh.
The people who claim to be patriotic and have the most pride and investment in their country are always that country's biggest losers.
The sallow drooling bovine morons who voted Brexit, love UKIP, worship the Queen and bang on about two World Wars and one World Cup are an embarrassment to those of us who are actually successful. We don't need to take some pride in the reflected glory of our nation's somewhat chequered past. We take pride in our own achievements and abilities. We have some fucking self respect.

Same everywhere, of course. But the British nationalist is as pathetic a beast as there exists on this planet.

Dont worry cunt the weapons Germany sent us went to good use blowing brits the fuck up

we gave everything away. funny, invented the internet,gave it away, all of the coloines and now US and Brussels tax us. then we adopt every other culture on the planet, and give them protective laws against own citizens. Socialism is awesome. Trying to be too diverse...?

>morons who voted Brexit,
Coming from the faggot who wants to be ruled by an unelected Illuminati government. I would love to know what your IQ is, although I got a feeling I have a pretty good idea what it is.

yeah thats what i fucking thought

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